Author's Note: Okay, people. You know the drill. I don't own Doctor Who or Goodnight Moon, upon which the rhyme scheme is obviously based. I don't even own the computer I'm using to type this up. If you sue me, I'll kick you. Hard. Don't think I won't.
"Goodnight TARDIS"
In the big blue box
There was a ten-foot scarf and some argyle socks
And a sonic screwdriver that opens all locks.
There was a viewing screen
And a food machine.
There was a key on a string
And a large black ring.
There was a ball of twine
And a dog called K-9.
There were jelly babies and Rollos
And a couple of yo-yos
And a curly-haired Time Lord, saving the cosmos.
Goodnight TARDIS, dear big blue box,
Goodnight to the scarf, and the argyle socks.
Goodnight sonic screwdriver that opens all locks.
Goodnight screen;
Goodnight food machine.
Goodnight key, and string,
And goodnight ring.
Goodnight twine;
Goodnight K-9.
Goodnight jelly babies, goodnight Rollos,
Goodnight nobody...
Goodnight yo-yos.
And goodnight to the curly-haired Time Lord, saving the cosmos.
Goodnight Skaro,
Goodnight Gallifrey,
Goodnight Earth and everybody!
The End.