Lord Of The Flies.
Ralph was lonely.
Piggy was also LOOONELY.
Why?
Because Jack had LEFT.
Why?
Because Jack was JEALOUS of Ralph and Piggy
But not in a sexual way.
He just wanted PIGGY'S GLASSES.
And their packet of marshmallows.
What happened to their packet of marshmallows?
Piggy ate it cuz he was a fatty.
Fatty! Ha fatty!
Simon didn't like the fact that Jack kept calling Piggy 'Fatty'.
"Piggy's real name is Piggy!" he always said.
"Yeah! Stop calling Piggy mean names!" Agreed Ralph.
Simon knew that that was bullying.
And bullying is NOT OKAY.
They made Jack very sad.
Why?
Because Jack was really a VERY VERY sensitive person!
Sambutnoteric asked how come they had marshmallows when the plane crashed and took everything away.
Piggy didn't say anything.
Neither did Ralph.
Neither did Simon.
Neither did Jack.
Neither did Ericbutnotsam.
Neither did Johnny.
Neither did Percival Wemys Madison.
Neither did the boy-with-the-birthmark. (He didn't actually die in Chapter 2. He just had diarrhoea and was embarrassed so he went to live in a hole until it passed. Literally.)
Hi. My name is Mary-Sue.
I'm a self-insert.
I'm perfect.
I'm popular.
I'm beautiful.
I have an IQ of 120.
I can spell "Hello."
"H-I."
I just happen to be a girl.
I just happen to be stuck on the island with all the rest of them.
But since I was perfect and popular and beautiful I refused to bow down to savages.
But that's ok cuz everyone loved me anyways.
Some people thought I was a sad pathetic person.
But I'm not.
I maintained my dignity the whoooole time.
It was actually quite fun.
Except for this one time when Ralph was being stupid and got sand in my hair straightener.
I fixed it though.
So my hair was perfect too.
In the end, Mary-Sue accompanied Ralph and Jack and the Naval dude off the island.
But not Piggy or Simon. Or the little boy with the birthmark.
They were all happy because the Naval dude had a bag of marshmallows.
And glasses.
The movie was wrong.
He actually had glasses.
It's pretty exciting.
Yeah.