After Sodapop Curtis tried to go back to Church and had no luck, it's Two-bit Mathews turn. But in the house of God call him Keith.
Oh man I can't do this! Sodapop tried and had no luck, and I burned the last church down! Dear God, Please help me; Keith Mathews , get things straight. At least this time I came here sober.
That is what went threw "Keith's'" head when he walked into the church they were using, while the old church was being rebuilt. As he stepped in, he say his ex- girlfriend Patty Macman
Two-Bit: What the hell is she doing here? I bet she came to confess she slept with a Soc when she was going out with me. 6 months of my life wasted on that chick.
When Two-Bit went to go sit down he saw the Priest.Father McDowe. The Man that made Two-Bit want to become a different Religion all together. Father McDowe was so boring, he even had trouble staying awake threw his own sermons.
Two-Bit: I really hope he doesn't see m..
Father McDowe: Ahh is that Little Keith Mathews over there I see??The Boy who set the Church on fire. Please Mr. Mathews , don't set this church on fire. I'm running out of church's to go to.
To late. He spotted me.
Two-Bit: Yeah it's Little Keith Mathews in the flesh and don't worry I'll try not to burn this one down Father McDowe.
I wouldn't exactly call Two-Bit small. He was 6'1 and bulky.
Two-Bit : Oh thank god.. Patty is leaving…..I can't sit in here with her .
As Patty got up to leave she passed Two-Bit, he put his down so she wouldn't know it was him. She turned around and took a quick look at him, but didn't know it was him. She just thought that he looked familiar. She turned back around shrugged and left.
Two-bit: oh that was close. I'm happy she didn't know it was me.
Father McDowe: You Know Keith… your friend Sodacan was here not that long ago… he said he needed to confess something's. Then out of nowhere he blew up at me. I still don't what I did that was so wrong..
I know what you did. You couldn't get his damn name right. Never could, never will. And you can't my nickname right either.
Two-Bit: umm I don't why he would get so upset.
Two-bit said this threw a fake smile.
Father McDowe: so my Boy… why are you here today??
Two-bit: the same reason Sodapop was here . To Confess.
Father McDowe: will then lets get started….
Two-bit got down on the kneeler and thought about what he should say.
Two-bit: ok here I go…Father I am sorry for coming to Church drunk last time. and burning down the church oh and for peeing in the Confessional that wasn't good…and the ti…
Father McDowe: ok ok Keith slow down now… is there anything that you did to your friends that you wanna confess??
Two-Bit: umm yeah there is. One night , Soda was workin' late so I went and picked up his girlfriend Sandy and we ended up getting drunk and having sex in the Confessional booth… Oh wait it was the one I peed and dropped my Cigarette in.
Father McDowe: that is a disgrace to the Church Mr. Mathews!
Two-bit: yeahh I know. But it gets better… You know Patty Macman?? The girl that was just in here??
Father McDowe: yes I know her and her family very will.
Two-bit: Well.. a week after the thing with Sandy, I took Patty here!
Father McDowe: Mister Mathews this is what you do in Church!? Did you have anymore women in that Confessional?!
Two-Bit: yeah there was… Jessie, Mary, Alexis, Stella, Stephanie, Lily Britt…
Father McDowe: Mr. Mathews did you say Stephanie?! Get out of my Church!
Two-bit : yeah why… oh yeah that's right ! that's your granddaughter! Sorry about that!
Father McDowe: GET OUT!!!
Two-bit: fine with me.
Two-bit Made sure he left Father McDowe a gift . He changed all the Wine to Rum. Two-bit walked out of the church with a big smile on his face.
Two-bit: I guess me and Soda are just not cut out for Church.
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