My Compliments to the Chef

by StephWestern

After stopping off for cake, Kurt "Can't-Cook" Hummel meets talented cook Blaine by chance and, under the insistance of Mercedes, takes up cooking lessons with him. What's that saying again? The way to a man's heart is through his stomach? AU.

1. Prologue

Prologue

35 minutes- the time it took to produce a batch of Flapjacks

45 minutes- the time it to produce Bruschetta

195 minutes- the time it took to produce Beef Wellington, Mushroom Duxelles and Asparagus

30 minutes - the time it took to reduce the mixed root vegetables cooking in my oven to charcoal

15 minutes- the time it took produce a litre of Mojito mix (and drink it all and get filthy drunk)

50,400 minutes- the time it took for me to realise I am head over heels in love with Blaine Anderson