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Jeopardy! : A parody

Round One

*The Jeopardy Theme Music Ends,and the Audience sees a group of people around the Host's Podium. Marik is on his cell phone which has little Rods all over it*

Marik:Whaddya mean Alex is sick?!

Producer:I'm sorry…

Marik:Who's going to host?!

Producer:Uh…you can.

Marik::evil grin::Ooh…okay.::hangs up,looks at the group::Alright, you pea brains,I'm in for Alex Trebek.

Everyone::groan::

Marik:Shut up! Everyone get in their post!

*A loud crash from one of the podiums*

Marik:What the hell was that?!

Roba Brother 1:I broke my microphone…sorry.::speaking loudly::

Espa Roba::sighs::Can we just get this started?

Yami:It's time to….whoops. Wrong game. Let's just begin.::he gets into his::

Marik:Stop! Hold it! Haven't you guys noticed…there are only three podiums, and six of you! Which means I get to pick teams!::laughs evilly::

Tea:Oh no you don't you creep! I choose my own partner.

Marik:BE QUIET! I'M THE HOST,OBEY ME!

Tea::glare::

Audience::Boos at Marik::

Marik::turned his rod on them::Now you are all under my control! Do what thatr blinking applause thingy says!

Audience::zoned out::

Yami:Can we just play?! The show's only thirty minutes long!

Marik:Patience,Pharoah. I haven't chosen teams. Robas, you're together, Tea you and Weevil,and you ,Pharoah. Let's bring out our surprise guest!

Yami Bakura::walked out::Hey! I thought you said this was an Item auction?!::he turns and glares at Marik::

Marik:I didn't know you were so gullible,Grave Robber. Now,go with the Pharoah,so we can get this show on the road!

Yami B::growls::You will pay!::shoves Yami out of the way::I'll answer the questions.

Weevil::wraps an arm around Tea::We're going to win, especially if there are bug related questions.

Tea:Eww! Get off of me Underwood!

Marik::smirked::Okay! Round One.

Espa:We won the draw,so we will pick first.::looks at his little brother::Don't say a word.

Marik:Alright. Your catagories are: Millennium Items, Ancient Egyptian Living, Kaiba Corporation,Potpourri,Yami's Palace,and Bakura's locker.

Yami B: What kinda catagories are those?!

Yami: What do you mean, "Yami's Palace"?

Marik:You 're out of order!::scowl at the yamis::

Tea:This isn't Court TV!

Marik:Be quiet! Robas, you're up!::he looked over at the brothers.::Ahem!

Espa::he pushes his little brother away from the microphone::Alright,we'll have Millennium Items for 100.

Roba Brother: I might know!

Espa:Be quiet.

Marik:Alright…::was waiting for the answer to pop up. Waited a little longer::HEY! Fix the damn screen!

Answer: This Item can locate other Items, and Removes souls.

Yami B.::presses Buzzer::What is the Millennium Ring?

Espa:THAT'S NOT FAIR! HE CHEATED! HE OWNS IT!

Yami B:Do you want to see it's real power?!::threatening tone::

Espa::meeps::

Little Roba:He's scaring me,Espa…

Marik:ENOUGH! Yami Bakura, you got the answer correct. Espa, you did not. You lose 100 Life Points.::screen deducts 100 points from the 4000 total.::

Everyone:WHAT?!

Yami: This isn't Duel Monsters!

Marik::snickered,turned to the yamis::Your pick.

Yami:Alright. I choose Ancient Egyptian Living for 30.

Answer:These people were considered nobles,and had elaborate burials upon their death.

Yami::rolled his eyes::Who were the pharoahs?

Tea:This is sick! There's no way Espa or I have a chance! All these questions are manipulated!

Weevil:Not necessarily. There's still the Potpourri questions.

Tea:I didn't ask you!

Marik:Alright, go again.

Yami B:My turn. Millennium Items for 50.

Answer:This Item was thought to be lost, but was solved by a child.

Yami::scowls::

Yami B.:What is the Millennium Puzzle?

Marik:Correct. Oh, we're out of time for this Round.