Hey I wrote a fanfic based on something funny that came up in the Yogfic Generator. Anyway, It's one of my first one-shots, I hope you appreciate what I've written!

Yogscast NOT MINE!

Kyrallei

Christmas Party Incident - SjinxRidgedog

Honeydew was hosting this year's Christmas Party, and everyone was having a good time.

Honeydew was dressed as Santa, and Xephos, strangely, was in a bee costume interestingly furnished with tinsel and other Christmas decorations. Xephos wasn't in that much of a good mood, since losing a bet he was forced into the costume. Oh well. He just had to deal with it, and deal with it he did.

Sips and Sjin were dressed as space elves: one in blue and the other in orange. They were laughing and chatting, holding glasses of beer and every so often cheering and tapping them together. Sips' attitude was lifted, and he swore numerous times in good humor, laughing every so often he saw Xephos walk by.

Lalna was standing in the middle of the room, talking to Lomadia. He was in his ordinary white lab coat, but it was covered in little doodles of Christmassy presents. With it he wore green jingly elfish boots and red gloves, and on his head were a pair of antlers. Lomadia dressed up for the occasion: instead of her ordinary jeans and blue T-shirt, she was wearing he wood-elf outfit, adding some glitter and making her look like a shimmering, supernatural being.

Nilesy, on the other hand, was wearing his normal lime green office shirt and tie – the only difference was that he was wearing a Santa's hat, complete with the gold bell at the point. He was having a chat with Minty about his portable pools (for 10 Diamonds or Friendship!), and Minty was nodding and giggling, with Nilesy drinking too much and blubbering out sentences that were sometimes hard to decipher. Minty was in a cute brown flower-patterned dress with white lacing, not too different from what she usually wore, yet it was strapless. She also wore a pale brown cap, the front tipping over her right eye.

Rythian was in his normal clothes, while Zoey decided to wear something extravagant. She was dressed in a fiery red long-sleeved dress, the red fading into a bright orange then to a yellow where the dress ended at the top of her knees, making it look as though her upper body was on fire. Below the dress, however, Zoey wore a pair of black leggings and brown boots that almost reached her knees. Most of her robotic arm was hidden under the sleeves, making the dress a good choice for her to make. Teep was in a red tuxedo ad wearing a green tie, looking very dashing (for a dinosaur). They were all laughing and having fun in a small corner, Zoey and Teep wandering off every so often to mingle.

Ridge dog, however, was flitting from group to group, handing out beers and wines, his mischievous mind just waiting for something fun to happen. He passed drinks around and drank some himself, the more drunken the better. Ridge wore a red coat with white trimmings, and he wore boor just like Duncan's. He was also wearing a red Santa's hat, the point flopping over the front of his face. It looked like everyone was really, really drunk, compared from a few hours ago.

It was close to midnight, and Xephos and Lomadia had gone outside for some privacy, while Honeydew was telling Lalna and Nilesy and epic made-up story that included him and Xephos saving the people of Minecraftia from the horrible being called Israphel. Rythian, Zoey and Teep went home awhile ago, after a small fight broke out between Rythian and Lalna, slowly growing bigger before Lomadia intervened. Zoey then decided to take Rythian home for a rest. Minty was sleeping, curled up on a couch and as she slept her hat had fallen onto the floor, and was trampled on several times. Sjin was laughing at the fact Sips spilt his thirteenth mug of beer all over his trousers, making him look like he wet himself.

"I'm going to go tidy up," Sips grumbled, "Wait here for me."

Sips got up and walked to the gent's bathroom, intent on cleaning up properly and getting his trousers spotless. Sjin rested his back against the stone brick wall, sighing.

Ridgedog slowly floated towards him, his Christmas hat had fallen off long ago. He had a mischievous smile on, which Sjin returned a grin.

"Hey Ridge," he said, staring up into the other man's brown eyes. He felt them bore into his own light blue eyes, and he looked down, his cheeks turning a slight shade of pink.

"Hello, Sjin," said Ridge, descending until his boots touched the floor. He stood in front of Sjin, inches from his face, and a drunken smile played across his lips. Sjin stared at Ridge, a look of lust slowly rising in his face. Ridge licked his lips and smiled mischievously, letting out a small puff of warm air that increased the redness in Sjin's cheeks.

"So how are you?" asked Ridge, making sure his warm breath washed over Sjin's neck, toying with him. Sjin gulped.

"I'm fine, thanks for asking," mumbled Sjin. He then realised that he was between Ridge and the wall, and his heart beat quickened. "Ridge's just fooling around," Sjin thought to himself, "Just fooling around." He looked up at the chocolate brown orbs and felt and unexpected tingling in his spine when Ridge reached up a finger to stroke his neck.

Ridge's index finger travelled down Sjin's neck and stopped at his chest, while he cupped a hand around Sjin's cheek.

"You like me, don't you?" asked Ridge, his eyes staring straight at him, his warm breath producing wave after wave of heat on Sjin's skin.

Sjin started to stutter, his voice failing him. All he could do was look up into Ridge's face, mute. Ridge laughed.

"Oh, you pretty boy."

Ridge closed the gap between their faces, ending up with both their noses only just touching. Sjin felt the hand that was cupping his face move downwards towards his shoulder, massaging it. Sjin couldn't help it. He sighed, his eyes drifting closed.

Then Ridge slowly closed the gap between their lips.

Sjin was confused when he felt a pair of lips on his, kissing gently. He hummed into them, pleasure seeping from between his lips. This was so… Good.

Sjin reached a gloved hand up to play with Ridgedog's brown locks of hair, twisting them into his fingers as he mumbled into his lips. Ridge snaked an arm around Sjin's waist, kissing deeper, while Sjin's tongue was trying to force its way through. The other's lips held their ground, teasing the space-elf, before giving him entry and they held each other close as their kisses deepened.

There was a sudden creak from the bathroom door which caused Ridge to pull away, afraid of being seen. He floated off the ground and made his way to the door before being stopped by a hand on his wrist.

"Don't… Don't leave me," mumbled Sjin, a look of pure lust in his sky-blue eyes.

Ridge shook his head, pressing a finger against Sjin's lips. "I'll be back," he said, "Wait for me."

Ridge floated out of a window and left, Sjin still staring after where he had gone.

Another creak of the bathroom door told him Sips was out.

"Sjin, I've been meaning to ask you – Hey what's wrong?" asked Sips, looking out of the window in the direction his friend was facing.

"You okay?"

Sjin nodded his head, full of feelings from what happened while Sips wasn't there. He then gazed at Minty, sound asleep, and his heart softened.

"Yeah, I'm fine."