All the members are talking to each other from different parts of the world on MSN.
Mr. Lordi goes on
Mr. Lordi: Hello from England! Anyone online?
Amen joins him
Amen: Hey, how's it going? Greetings from Oz!
Mr. Lordi: Great but London rain sucks!
Amen: Too bad, I've got summer weather here! Mummy attack, Australian style! lol
Mr. Lordi: lol, if weather doesn't clear up a little, I can't go sightseeing
Amen: Too bad, Oprah House was kinda cool. You should see Big Ben
Mr. Lordi: I will
Kita comes online
Kita: Hey guys!
Mr. Lordi: How's Japan?
Amen: Hey, I was gonna ask that!
Mr. Lordi: lol
Kita: lol, Japan's awesome! Sushi for breakfast! And lunch! And probably for dinner too
Amen: lol, too much sushi for my liking!
Mr. Lordi: Steak for me!
Amen: Me too!
Kita: How's your change of scenery?
Mr. Lordi: I now hate rain more than I did ten years ago!
Amen: Awesome summer weather!
Kita: A bit cold here, might watch Sumo wrestling tomorrow!
Amen: Cool!
OX bursts in
OX: Good to see you guys are having a good time!
Mr. Lordi: Except me! Raining too much! I prefer snow
Kita: lol
Amen: lol
OX: Haven't you ever heard of a little thing called an umbrella before?
Amen: snigger
Kita: ha ha
Mr. Lordi: ...
Mr. Lordi: Yes I have!
Kita: Then why don't you find one and use it!
Amen: LMAO!
OX: In Fiji, you get about ten of them a day!
Amen: Why?
OX: In little drinks
Kita: lol, send some to Mr. Lordi
OX: Nah, I need them
Mr. Lordi: Why?
OX: 'cause um…
Amen: Um what?
OX: I don't know!
Kita: Is it 'cause you don't want to give them to him?
OX: I'm starting a collection!
Mr. Lordi: Really? rolls eyes
Mr. Lordi: How are you gonna take them on the plane so they don't get crushed?
OX: JUST SHUT UP!
Amen: lol, hellbull just got owned!
Kita: lol, yeah!
Amen: Sorry! G2G now! Talk later!
Amen goes offline
OX: G2G?
Kita: Got to go!
OX: Oh…
Mr. Lordi: Rain just stopped!
Kita: Japan, no rain just snow!
OX: Fiji is just sand and surf!
Kita: Like California! Lol
OX: lol
Kita: Um… Mr. Lordi!
OX: Where is he?
Kita: Probably dancing or something! Lol
OX: lol
Mr. Lordi: Hey, I wasn't dancing! Just looking at London without rain for the first time!
OX: Sure you were!
Mr. Lordi: groan
Kita: lol
Awa is online
Awa: Hey guys!
OX: How's is going?
Awa: Good, There's this cat that keeps following me! It's fluffy!
Kita: lol
Awa: Well, it is fluffy. Only a kitten
OX: What is with you and cats?
Awa: I'm a cat person! They don't need constant energy to be interesting like a dog!
Kita: Or hellbull!
Awa: lol, Where are the other two?
Kita: Amen left a while ago and Mr. Lordi is…
OX: Dancing 'cause it's not raining in London!
Awa: lol
Kita: lol
Mr. Lordi: Hey! I said I wasn't dancing!
Kita: Whatever! Snigger
OX: Sorry, got to go now!
Awa: Talk soon!
Kita: Bye!
Mr. Lordi: So… How is the USA?
Awa: It's nice, New York is quite big though! I nearly got lost!
Kita: News headline! Monster lost in New York City!
Mr. Lordi: lol
Awa: Maybe not THAT dramatic! Lol
Kita: You never know!
Mr. Lordi: It could happen!
Nothing happens for several minutes
Awa: Ok?
Kita: What?
Awa: I have just got a message asking if I want to go to a GWAR concert
Mr. Lordi: Ok? Now that's a bit weird!
Kita: Who from?
Awa: I don't actually know
Kita: Oh, you could scare them!
Awa: lol, maybe not
Ten minutes passes
Awa: Hello?
Kita: BOO!
Awa: lol, trying to scare me?
Kita: Yeah!
Mr. Lordi: sorry! Just had to answer a phone call
Awa: Ok
Mr. Lordi: You said that someone invited you to a concert?
Awa: Yeah, but I'm not going!
Someone called Scary Alien Guy joins
Scary Alien Guy: Why not?
Kita: WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!
Scary Alien Guy: evil laugh I am the leader singer of GWAR!
Scary Alien Guy: BE AFRAID!
Awa: Random much!
Kita: lol
Scary Alien Guy: YOU DARE TO LAUGH AT THE RULER OF EARTH!
Kita: Yeah I do! Lol
Scary Alien Guy: YOU!
Kita: I know I laughed at you and I'll do it again! lol
Awa: lmao
Mr. Lordi: Um… Why are you talking to us?
Scary Alien Guy: Because I will take over ALL this planet and DESTROY YOU!
Kita: Um… whatever!
Mr. Lordi: Too late! I already have!
Awa: lol
Mr. Lordi: It's true!
Kita: With my help!
Awa: And mine too!
Amen and OX conveniently appear online
Amen: And the Unstoppable Mummy!
OX: And the all-powerful hellbull!
Mr. Lordi Mwah ha ha ha!
Scary Alien Guy: You earth beings cannot defeat AN ALIEN!
Kita: ARE YOU STUPID OR SOMETHING!
Scary Alien Guy: No I'm not!
OX: Then you would know two things! I'm from Hell!
Kita: And I'm an alien!
Scary Alien Guy: Then you did you join Lordi?
Kita: Because I have some kind of brain!
Awa: lol
Scary Alien Guy: You won't be laughing for long witch!
Amen: And why won't she?
Scary Alien Guy: Because at this moment my drummer is kidnapping her! Evil laugh
Awa: HELLPPP!
Mr. Lordi: Awa!
Not-so-scary Alien Guy joins too and Awa is offline
Not-so-scary Alien Guy: Haha! We have your wife!
Amen: HIS WHAT!
Scary Alien Guy: Our plan is working!
Kita: I WILL GET YOU!
OX: SO WILL I!
Amen: FEEL THE FURY OF THE MUMMY!
Scary Alien Guy: Your witch will be transformed tonight!
Mr. Lordi: INTO WHAT!
Scary Alien Guy: My new wife!
Kita: NOOOO!
OX: WE WON'T LET YOU!
OX and Kita go offline
Amen: I'll save you Awa!
Amen appears offline
Not-so-scary Alien Guy: Oh no you won't!
Not-so-scary Alien Guy appears offline
Mr. Lordi: LMAO! Thanks Dee!
Scary Alien Guy: No worries! Great prank! Mr. Lordi and Dee Snider strike again!
Mr. Lordi: lol!
Scary Alien Guy is offline
Mr. Lordi: Hello?
Five minutes later
Mr. Lordi: AHHH!
Mr. Lordi is offline