Well, this is a totally random, hilarious story I thought of while reading some fanfiction! There will be some (a lot of) moments when you question my sanity. But I assure, I am completely sane...most of the time. I hope you enjoy reading this silly story, "What in the Name of Merlin"!
Dear Reader,
The story of Harry Potter is known all over the globe. Everyone knows how his parents were brutally murdered, how he got the scar, and how he stopped the darkest wizard of all time. But what very few don't know is that we were actually apart of the story. Joanna Kathleen Rowling must have…forgotten to mention us in the books (We will have a chat with her, mind you).
We've had wild adventures with everyone at Hogwarts, including Harry Potter, Ron Weasley, and Hermione Granger. Of them are frightening stories that will put you on the edge of your seats, and others will by funny stories that will make you fall out of your seats!
We think it is incredibly unfair that loveable and fantastic people like us were not put in the story, whereas Ernie Macmillan was included in the book franchise when he was hardly part of the story. (Sorry, Ernie. We have great respect for you. We're just trying to prove a point.)
What you are about to read are our favorite untold events we've encountered at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.
Your friends,
Allyson Sophie Devon Weasley
Stephanie Natalie Elizabeth Weasley
P.S. Ernie, we're terribly sorry we haven't replied to your last letter. We came home to the kitchen table on fire, and that's where the letter was last. George seemed awfully suspicious…we'll get to the bottom of it.