Welcome to Smallville
A place where you wanna stay!
It was a beautiful day. Clark walked to the Talon and ordered... something. he couldn't remember because he was too busy checking Lana out.
In line behind him was that weird girl with pink hair who kept hitting on him- Stephanie.
"Oh, hey Clark" Stephanie blushed the same color as her ugly hair.
Clark gulped. He wished she would just leave him alone.
"I guess you got those nice abs from workin out a lot, huh? And that's why you're so strong?"
"S- strong? Me?"
"Don't be so modest Clark. Yesterday I saw you lift a motorcycle off the ground. So you must keep in shape a lot, huh? Otherwise how could someone be so strong?"
"uh... you have no idea," he chucked nervously.
"Anyway, I was thinking. I'm obsessed with exorcise, you're well built, we have a lot in common... so..."
"so...?" Clark sweated nervously as Stephanie only pulled herself more awkwardly closer to his face.
"so, I was wondering...-"
"Clark, here's your latte" Lana said, cuting Stephanie off as she put Clark's drink on the counter.
"Oh thank goodness I'm saved- Uh, I mean... Thanks Lana... Wel, Stephanie, it was... uh... nice seeing you, but.. I better go."
"Oh yeah, you go ahead. You must have an intense workout schedule," she said, adding an annoying exagerated giggle to the end of her sentence.
But Clark wasn't going to workout, he was going to see Chloe to find out way he could maybe murder Stephanie and get away with it.
"Murder?" Chloe asked, slightly shocked. "Don't you think that' a little extreme? Maybe if you were Lionel Luthor it would make sense..."
You'll meet Lionel with his evil schemes
"yeah you're right,"Clark sighed. "Well how do I get her to stop hitting on me?"
"Do what you did to me. treat her awful, reject her coldly, she'll realize you've been a jerk all along!"
"ok thanks chloe!"
Then he went to go break Stpehanie's heart excet on his way he had to deposit a check at the bank. When he got there he saw someone robbing the bank!
but it wasnt just a person, it was... a weird puppet person!
"All your money is MINE" says Stingy
"please help us stop him Clark!" the bank person said
"Stop fiend!" Clark said, and he blasted his heat vision at Stingy. he immediately burned to ashes.
And Clark Kent saving the day!
8 days later
Clark broke Stephanie's heart and she left forever!
Lana was in the hospital for some reason, even she forgot because she go there all the time.
but anyway this time her leg was broke and this guy named Adam was kind of a jerk bu he helped her learn how to walk again!
Adam Knight is new in town
And soon he and Lana are friends!
Adam and Lana have crush on eachother.
Clark is jealous! He hoped that rejectig Stephnie would help Lana see that they were made for each other.
Lana wasn't supposed to pick some stupid guy with a mysterious past.
"oh wait"...Clark realized that's exactly what he was lol.
But Adam didn't have secret superpowers or Clark had to guess what Adam's past was, he looked like he was either:
a vampire or he had been in a plane crash at some point.
But anyway, Clark ran out of girls to flirt with since he and Chloe were in another figt! So he went to play basketball with Pete and then cry to Lex about his girl problems
There's Chloe, Lex, Pete, and Whitney too! (jk Whitney's dead)
We're gonna have a blast together!
The end!