Title: The misadventures of Charles Xavier
Rating: K
Disclaimer: I don't own X-Men, but I just want to make a fool out of Xavier.
Authors note: If you guys like it then Chapter 2 will come! Please Review
Xaviers sitting in his study catching up on his ratty old books. Right now he is reading Barney and Friends: The Death Eater, it was one of his most beloved books. It would always make him cry at the end because the Death eater kills Barney.
Xavier heard a noise just as he started to read, he looked around and saw nothing "Probably nothing" Xavier said softly. He took a sip of his baby formula milk, then started to read again. "DONT GO IN THERE BARNEY!" Xavier yelled.
Logan rushed in "You alright Professer?". "GO AWAY BARNEY IS HAVING A BREAKTHROUGH!" Xavier yelled. "Fine!" Logan stormed out and slamed the door. Xavier threw the glass of baby formula at the door and screamed like a child.
Logan stomped in "Alright wheels thats long enough!". "I WANT MORE BABY FORMULA!!!!!" Xavier screamed. Logan tipped over Xaviers chair immobilizing him "NO FAIR!". "Nothing is fair." Logan said as he tossed the Barney book out the window. The book fell and hit Rogue as she was walking by. She was just knocked out.
BARNEY, NO!!!!" Xavier yelled. Logan walked out slamming the door as hard as he could. Xavier just sobbed over Barney. ...A Few Hours Later... Xavier managed to get back up, he wheeled over to his fridge and took out some baby formula milk.
Rogue just woke up and saw the book that hit her "Barney??" She said confused. Xavier slurped the milk, then chucked it out the window "Spoiled!!" Xavier said. Just as Rogue got up the spoiled milk hit her right on the head, she fell right back down.
A/N: R&R