Ode to Teletubbies

by Kaelinacoop

The latest installment in our ode series, it's dedicated to all those poor people who have to watch it over and over with younger siblings like heninacoop. Teletubbies in all their rhyming poetic glory. As always, reviews, flames, and popcorn welcome.

A/N: This is the result of having to watch too many episodes with younger siblings. As always, reviews, flames, and popcorn welcome!

Ode To Teletubbies

Welcome to land of Teletubbies,

Where everything happens twice.

It's full of joyful happiness,

And everyone's friendly and nice.

Albeit we're all mutated,

With TV's on our tum,

But when babies are laughing in the sky,

You'll know you too have come.

So shed your straight jackets, one and all,

And dance with us in fields of green.

If  you get mud on the carpet, don't worry;

Good old Noo Noo will make it clean.

Let's chase after fluffy rabbits,

And play with La La's ball.

We're short in brains but big in spirit,

There's room for one and all!

So just ignore those silly doctors!

We're good for your heart and your mind.

As we snack on tubby custard,

Who knows what fun we'll find.

Come and be our special friend,

Cast aside your troubles,

Join us all in a BIG HUG,

And watch your sanity dissolve like bubbles!