Disclaimer= I do not own Naruto.


I'm quite calm right now

you can imagine the tensionless voice

Writing about you two at once?

it really wasn't a hard choice

let me start with you IY

we getting technologically saavy in our village

saw a picture of you

saw a picture of you with your goon

you rockin' a contorted smile

his face is looking like it wants some poon

Why do you return to him?

long-distance relationships never bloom

he's a loon ontop of being a goon

he'll mentally wash you

you'll be all lovey dovey

he'll excavate your poon, then he'll move

he is going to hurt you honey

you don't believe me

you take me for granted

therefore, you don't trust me

_ _ _

and you... What is it with you?

you act like a BAB when the camera's rolling

then you feel depressively blue

What is up with you?

Why can you not seem to get a clue?

you were my first choice

I wanted to be with you

_ _ _

you two play so innocently

it was so wrong to string me along like cheese

the latter showed her true colors to me

the blonde is not a tease

so please

quit complaining to anyone who'll listen

that there is not a man for you that's meant to be

How many times have I tried telling you two?

I'm that man you need!

I'm the one, I'm your prince

everything in one

including all the pleasantries

the latter is still waiting...

What are you still waiting for?

you need to snap your head back to attention

I'm that man you yearn for that's missin'

how LONG have I been one wishing

for you to just listen...

the blonde doesn't need that goon

she is retaining the goon for the sake of saying

Oh look friends, I have me a goon!

he's long-distance

Is he long-term?

YOU need to get a grip

YOU need to come to terms

its a shame that neither of you can trust me

if you give me that one shot

you would see why I'm the one you would be wanting

discord, heartbreak, disconnection, affection

all of that stuff I've over-implored

one of you take a chance with me

that sun will shine

those birds will chirp

those set of lips will kiss

that sweet- sounding harmony bliss

I wish we'd never part is what those voices would belt

the words you'd hear me say is you make my heart melt

the satisfaction of our love being endless

that is a chance you can afford...