Jojos cheeky adventure
Disclaimer: I've never been to Nandos for real I've only heard stories also its set in modern day England like probs oxford bc that's where I go uni
'oi, jotaro lets go Nandos after class' kakyoin bellowed across the classroom. Jotaro didn't respond, which resulted in a flurry of paperballs to rain down upon him. 'yare yare kak its shite there innit u know I sing gunna pay.'
'aight well gramp Jo is gunna treat us so u better come'
'fucks sake kak alright don't get yr fking knickers in a twist'
'noice! Lets smash it!'
'yare yare'
They stood outside the uni having a fag in the no smoke zone. A teacher began to make his way to discipline them but one look from jotaro and they scarpered. Joseph pulled up in his newest, fanciest car. Guns n Roses blasted through the speakers. Joseph was singing along top volume whilst avdol shredded the air guitar next to him. Polnaroff was in the back, fag in mouth and cool beers in hand. The two students hopped in the back, necked their drinks and started chatting away with pol.
They arrived at Nandos, already rather tipsy and not particularly hungry. The intimidating aura meant they were seated and served well before earlier customers. Avdol ordered the spiciest chicken on the menu, and got an extra plate for everyone else who opted for the mildest u could get. Whilst waiting for their food they chugged 3 more bottles of beer each.
The food arrived and avdol started tucking in. Once he devoured his he made everyone round the table have a bite from the spare plate. It barely touched josephs tongue when he legged it to the loos and chundered ungraciously into the urinal. Polnaroff managed a mouthful but tears were streaming down his face for the next 30 minutes. Kakyoin turned bright red and began sweating heavily but kept it down. Next up was jotaro. He kept a cool face as he ate it and seemed unphased as he finished it. The facade didn't last long as he grabbed a vase and downed ghe water literring flowers all over the floor. This raucous display was the last straw and management kicked the crusaders out.
Walking back to the car they bumped into dio and his crew. 'move' dio commanded as he sauntered towards the. 'screw u u banana gremlin' polnaroff yelled as he spat at dios. It hit dio across the face and u could feel the rage eminating from him. Vanilla ice stepped forward and swung a fist at pol who got sent flying backwards. Avdol took his place and headbutted vanilla, breaking his nose. Hol horse tackled avfol to the floor where they tussled. Allesi tried to start on Joseph but got a metal fist to the face and passed out. Kakyoin was tripped by rubber soul but bit into his leg when he tried to walk away. Dio locked eyes with jotaro and advanced on him. 'yare yare' jotaro nuttered as he pulled his fists out of his jacket. The two fought off, both landing multiple blows but neither surrendering. A siren cut the air and the two groups scattered, exchanging in a verbal battle of cursing. Joseph leapt into the front seat and shot away with the rest bundled into the back. They didn't stop until they got back to jotaros where they crashed on the sofas and watched Dave late into the night