Hey guys. I decided to use an idea that my friend Sage did. Sporking a completely terrible story. She suggested that I do this. Bolded words are the sporks. She's currently sporking what is considered the other most terrible story of this site. Moon Daughter. Check out her spork. Chapters will come out once a week.
Chapter 1.
Hi my name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia well. We know that she's crazy now. Raven Way and I have long ebony black redundant much? hair (that's how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee (AN: if u don't know who she is get da hell out of here! Well. I don't know who that is. Sorry guys. Spork's over ). I'm not related to Gerard Way who? but I wish I was because he's a major fucking hottie. I'm a vampire but my teeth are straight breaking classic vampire tropes that make no sense when broken. *shrugs* At least her skin doesn't glow. and white. I have pale white skin. I'm also a witch, and I go to a magic school called Hogwarts in England *cough* Scotland *cough* where I'm in the seventh year (I'm seventeen). I'm a goth (in case you couldn't tell Nooooo. I thought that you were an anti-goth) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking outside Hogwarts. It was snowing and raining rain and snow. Impossible. so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them. The rational response.
"Hey Ebony!" shouted a voice. I looked up. It was…. Draco Malfoy! What the fuck is with the stupid ellipses. It is entirely unnecessary when be introduced to someone for the first time.
"What's up Draco?" I asked.
"Nothing." he said shyly. Draco Malfoy. Shy? Riiiiiiiiiiight.
But then, I heard my friends call me and I had to go away.