A Burger and Fries
A Sasunaru Fanfiction
By Alicefreak
Edited by D
Summary: In a small town there is a small burger stand by a high school run by Uzumaki Naruto. Naruto, just out of high school himself, runs the stand alone. He was friends with everyone at the school, until he was arrested for something that true by law but not in reality.
AN: I'm thinking of changing my penname to Alyssfreak what do you guys think? Ok I got this idea from a "road trip" with my dad for him to get parts to fix his Suburban, which in itself is a whole other story. AU, OOCness (sorta) oh D, do you have anything to add? ... What is this suburban story and why haven't you told me?!?!?!? I though we were friends!!! *WAHHHHH!!11!!!!One!!!1*… On to the story!
Naruto was whipping up some burgers for the usual Sakura and Kiba, students who attend the high school right by the stand. Kiba was flexing his muscles for Sakura trying to impress her but as usual she was facing the other way watching Lee eat his garden salad with low fat dressing before his skate competition.
'Figure skating.' … Naruto thought for sure Lee was gay, but when ever he brought it up Sakura would give her usual Come-On-You-Can't-Be-Serious glare and say "Just because he's flexible and can ice skate with a youthful flare doesn't make him gay"
AN: Yes, yes it does make him gay. But on with the story!
In boredom, Naruto decided to start up a conversation.
"So Kiba, you ready for your big game coming up?"
"Grrr… ya those (1) fish sticks are going down!"
"That's not nice Kiba." piped in Sakura, who then quickly returned her attention to Lee, who was now stretching his legs apart against the stand.
"Well, here you two go!" Naruto stated, handing them their food, mentally scarred by the boy's skin tight, green jumpsuit. 'My poor stand'
"Hey Naruto-kun" Hinita said in a flirty way.
'Oh no, its Hinata,' Naruto was really creeped out by her, 'I mean she's really a nice person but she keeps hitting on me and making everything I say a sexual innuendo'
"Hey Hinita how are you?"
"In bed? Pretty good actually, although I'm still waiting for you to be my 67th"
"Ummm… how about some food instead?"
"Ok a double cheeseburger then"
"That I can do"
"Thanks!"
"Welcome."
While Naruto finished Hinita's order he saw someone. He had black hair which reminded Naruto of a duck's butt; he was sitting by himself and was wearing the schools signature hoody.
"Hey Hinita, who is that?" Naruto asked while handing her, her burger, "I don't recognize his face." It was flawless and pale and reminded Naruto of the porcelain china doll at Granny's house.
"Oh him, he's new here, I didn't catch his name."
"Hmm… ok, well there you go, a double cheese burger for you!"
"Thanks Naruto," she turned to walk away but then stopped and faced the blonde once more. "but just to remind you, you can make me scream in pleasure any day."
"…"
As the day continued on, Naruto kept making burgers as usual, sometimes glancing up to see if the nameless boy was there or not. He barely moved, making him resemble a china doll even more. 'Is he a statue or what?' thought Naruto.
When everyone went home, Naruto began to close up. While he was calculating his profits for the day, he noticed the boy in front of the stand.
"Oh hi! I'm Naruto Uzumaki!"
"hn" was the only reply from the mysterious boy in front of him.
"Would you like a burger and fries?" Naruto waited for a reply… well any sign that the being in front of him wasn't a Hot Topic mannequin. 'He looks like one' thought Naruto studying the motionless teen. 'Flawless skin, perfect, angel face, he probably is an angel… wait what?!'
The teen moved slightly, showing that his brain was still functioning. He noticed the confusion in Naruto.
"Are you ok?" finally saying a word… well three.
"Ya I'm fine, you?"
"Normal"
"If you call that normal… what do you want?"
"Do you have soda?"
"Ya… I only have sprite left."
"That will do." he then paid for the beverage and left.
"Weird" was all Naruto had to say before he finished closing up.
1. Here, I'll have D explain Fish Sticks, cause she's an expert. Ok, the story was based off our schools. Not really but the rivalry is. I go to a school where the mascot is a Sea Queen…King What ever. So being the sexy mermaids we are, Alice gets a wittle jealous because as Zoo Lander says, wetness is the essence of beauty. And we are always wet…ignore that last part. hahahahahahhaa!
A.N. I just want to say I don't own Naruto, sadly I'm not Masashi Kishimoto but man if I was Naruto would be an ultimate yaoi or suck badly, so thank the heavens that I'm not and make me cry. Oh and I don't own sprite or any part of the coca-cola company thank the heavens again.
FYI: I chose Hot Topic Manican because Alice had put plastic manican and plastic is clearly not good enough for our sexy raven. so I put hot topic mannequin because even though I have never seen a mannequin at Hot Topic, I would figure it would look like Sasuke…although, it would probably have more piercings and multi colored hair. (SPOILER!!!!!)
D! …wait…..you didn't hear anything……
Technically, you mean read…
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