Hello all! You must be wondering - what sort of story is this? Dear Writers of Fanfiction? Huh?
Well - I've seen a lot of these types of stories(?) or rather submissions onto the site in other different doms. Never seen one for Card Captor Sakura though... thought I should make one! *shrugs then smiles*
Each "chapter" is going to be a letter (or so of some sort - because I can't imagine Tomoyo sitting to write a letter, or dear Kero... how will he, poor thing! They'll be on video, right?) from one of the various characters - actually I should say People - from their world to the writers of stories out here! Might include major ranting, angry tantrums and a lot of jokes! Well hey! Trying to keep it real here! I mean, all of us do do a lot of things that might anger or well - even KILL - certain people - so just read what the first one has to say! And guess who it is! Touya!
Hope you like it - if you do - drop me a review. Even if you don't - drop me a review and tell me why? And if you have any particular requests - drop me a review again! *giggles* Yes that is me pandering for reviews! I'm an Attention Addict!
Shush - enough rambling. Here you go -

Dear Writers of FanFiction,

Uh.. hi.. I'm Touya... and I really don't wish to write any sort of letter but the little monster has more or less emotionally blackmailed me into doing it...

So I don't even know what I'm doing here. What do I say?
Problem is - I don't even know what to say. Really. What do I say dammit? Little monster? Some help please? Hey kid! Damn she ran away.
But… I don't even know what you fanfiction guys do; wasting your time around as such and writing stories that... oh wait a lot of people do write and read this stuff. But still, I have nothing to say to you guys. Do whatever you want, however you want. How does it affect me?

No. Wait. It does affect me. Like why the Hell does everyone think I'm gay now, huh? It's all thanks to you bastards! Making me gay at the drop of a hat! Look, just because I hang around with Yukito so often and just because we are really close friends does not make us gay goddamit! And I did give up my so-called "powers" and all that but not because I goddamn love him! You're reading too much between the lines here. Searching for shit that ain't even there. We're just friends. Really good friends.

And stop making him gay too! I don't get any of your logic! Why make him gay? Not that I have anything against gay people but it sort of gets annoying when you're given so much attention by the wrong gender. I mean, a guy has needs, okay? And he isn't gay, as far as I know. He's just a really good guy- he's a nice chap. Is that why you all consider him gay? What? Now a nice chap can't be a nice chap without being gay? What sort of screwed up logic is that?

And even if that's the logic you're going by- why the heck am I gay? Am I really considered a "nice guy"? Well thanks if you do but if you don't remember- I actually had a thing with Kaho (that's Ms Mitsuki for you kids) and with a couple of girls in my class. And I've never shown any inclination towards any male or... anything!

Why don't you make one of the brats gay, huh? Why just me? Or Yukito? Make that four-eyes, blue haired kid gay too! Doesn't he seem gay to you? Technically, if Yukito does then he should too. Or that other brat? But no- Yukito and I seem gay!

That brat reminds me of another grouse.

You idiots always seem to love making him and Sakura lose their virginity before they even turn fifteen! Doesn't the thought ever occur to you that she has an older brother? Touya? And that she's a really innocent girl anyway? And she has a father, and two bloody guardians? And you still think she'll go right on ahead and have godforsaken Sex with the brat?

Rest assured, I will skin the bastard alive who even dares to lay his fingernail on Sakura. I may call her a monster but she still is my bloody younger sister. I will not allow her to lose her virginity before she is an adult! Or even before she is married! In fact - I wouldn't even let her get married! Let that bloody brat of a boyfriend of hers be damned!

What on earth do you guys think while writing? I know the age of consent in Japan is unnaturally, abnormally low but for heaven's sake! This is Sakura we're talking about! She doesn't even know what Sex is and you're bloody making her do it like a raging bunny in heat?

And then just so I don't have a problem with her doing all that- you send me off to university! Or America! Or England! Or off to heaven or Hell or wherever you go when you die! You freaking kill me off! What the actual Fuck? I'm pretty much alive. So is dad. So are Tomoyo, Sonomi, Kaho and every other bloody person in the picture. How dare you just kill us? That's as bad, if not worse than having Sakura have Sex at fifteen. God, I can't even say it without losing my mind. She's just a kid! She and her boyfriend are even scared to freaking kiss because of me, dad and the brat's mother and you jerks make them goddamn bunnies! Having Sex here, there, everywhere! Shouldn't I be the one having more action than her? I'm older. And have you ever seen me? But no wait. I'm freaking gay! With Yukito! Bastards, do you know how freaking awkward having a simple conversation with your best friend can be when the whole world thinks we're fucking each other? Or how I can't even talk to a girl without her being really creeped out or her asking me whether I really am gay? Or how awkward dinner gets with dad when all the monster and I can think of are her latest 'sexcapades' out here?

I still can't believe all the things that go through your dirty mind! Doing this and that just to make your plot seem feasible and making them have Sex! Making those children have Sex! How can you even think of it!

And you know what's worse? Pairing her up with weird other people! Like that chinky eyes dude, or that Eriol kid or even her cousin cum best friend Tomoyo! Don't you have any standards? Li and Sakura are in a relationship. How hard is that for you to get? And I can barely stomach that brat hanging around with Sakura but now you make that chinky-eyes and her have Sex like rabid dogs! If I couldn't stand Li and her - I fucking can NOT stand any other bloody pairing! The absolute worsts are me and Tomoyo. What the Fuck? Do we look even mildly incestuous to you? She is my younger sister for fuck's sake! And Tomoyo and she are related and best friends! And anyone else is just plain wrong! Sometimes that Li brat is too. But you just pick any character from any trashcan and make them start -

Hello there, this is Sakura here! I'm sorry my brother was getting a little too angry... and started banging at the keys and all... so I told him not to break my computer and he just stormed off! Do you think he'll be back to complete it? No? I don't think so either, he did look very angry. Well, I guess I'll just sign it off for him then! ^_^

Sincerely,
The world's most amazing (and slightly overprotective) older brother, the bigger monster, the awesome, dashing, super cool, super intelligent, the BEST!-
Touya Kinomoto

So? Liked it? Did he sound a bit ooc? Tbh – I haven't watched the series in a good, long time but I think he'd react that way? Do you? Please say yes! *closes eyes real tight*
And I haven't written the next one yet but I'm thinking about Nadeshiko? I have a few plans for that already! What do you think? Or do you want another person? Whatever it is - just let me know - I've started getting a lot more open to ideas nowadays! So take advantage of that while you can! *grins* Before the inevitable hormones and stubborn tendencies kick in! *hugs all the awesome readers and reviewers*