I don't own My Wife and Kids OR Everybody Hates Chris


Michel Kyle was having a BAD day. Julius, a friend of his saw he was down in the dumps.

"Hey… what's up"

"Not me," Michel said, "I just found out my grandson is a girl"

"Hasn't the baby already been born," Julius asked.

"Blood tests reveal he… I mean she has XYX chromosome. The Y isn't supposed to be there. They have to cut off h…her meatballs and sausages"

"Is she healthy other then that?"

"She's a chick with a dick," Michel said.

"So what," Julius said, "She's healthy. She's smart. She's happy. Once they remove the meatballs and sausage she won't be a chick with a dick anymore. Do you have any idea what I would give to have my Krista be a 'chick with a dick' or a 'chick without a dick' or even a dude because it would mean she's alive!"

Michel sighed. He had forgotten that Julius had lost his first child. Michael and Jay had too. Junior had a twin sister. She died in the womb.

"I never really thought of it like that," he admitted.

"Well in the future think about it"