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Special Air Service- SAS
Chapter 1- Double O Nothing
Alex Rider/Cubs POV
The sergeant led me out of his office and over to one of the few huts there were at Breacon beacons, one of MI6's training camps for agents and SAS. From what he told me the unit I would be staying with was called K-unit with leader Wolf, Fox; the 'smart guy', Snake; the doctor dude and Eagle the complete utter dickhead... and this only coming from me!
Anyway I'm Alexandra Rider but everyone call's me "Alex", and I'm fourteen years old... a female dressed as a male and also England's youngest spy. But you can call me Cub!
The door of the hut was thrown open by a man in his mid twenties who ran straight into me knocking me over slightly and by doing so he tripped over my feet and face planted into the dirt, which caused the men from inside to burst out laughing.
"Eagle! Get up you bloody idiot!" the sergeant yelled at the guy lying on the ground. Following the order the man, Eagle, stood up went inside. "Alright k-unit this here is Cub and he will be here for a while training with you all. You will treat him as you treat each other. Do you hear me?"
"Yes Sir!" they all blurted out in response. I took a deep breath for what I had to tell them next may give them a heart attack...yay. Note the sarcasm.
"Um... Serge... Uh... I... Um... I'm actually a female..." All heads snapped in my direction and worst of all I had the biggest blush one could think of on my face and neck.
"Huh?" Yep, I think I broke them.
"Yeah um... to get in here I had to dress up as a male, also 'they' wanted to know how well I could fool people... and well..." I pulled my wig off letting my long hair fall over my shoulders and down my back and took a small towel out from underneath my shirt, dropping them on the floor carelessly and crossing my arms, refusing to look anywhere but at them.
After a brief silence there was the sudden clutter of many voices speaking at once, mostly made up of the words wow, shit, hell, some random mumbling from the serge and I believe Wolf's reaction was 'fuck she's hot!' I exhaled in relief. At least they didn't throw me out... Yay!
Wolf POV
Cub's been sitting on her bed ever since the sergeant left. She made herself look manly by putting her wig back on. Fox, Snake and Eagle went back to doing what they were doing before the serge had come. And I well I was sitting on my bed looking at her.
"Can I help you, cause if not stop gawking at me." she hissed.
"Huh?" Ok can I get any more stupid answers here?
"Wolf, you're staring holes into my my back." Cub said turning around to look at me.
"Uh sorry?"
"Yeah bullshit! Right now in your head you're probably thinking of some stupid names to call me because I'm a teenager in an SAS camp training with you! And on top of that don't forget that I'm a female!" Wow, ah, crap. She is really pissed off at me right now.
"Haha Wolf's scared." Yeah thanks Eagle you stupid idiot.
"No I'm not! I am completely fine I'm fine ok?"
"How about 'Double O nothing'?" Snake said in a thoughtful voice. "Well Cub was obviously sent here by MI-what's-a-ma-call-it!" All heads snapped to Cubs direction.
"Is this true?" Fox spoke up for the first time.
"Classified!" Cub said smiling.
A/N: I have just adopted this story from QK the no.1 sleeping NINJA I have chosen to keep the two chapters that she first wrote, but if you have read the original I have made some changes. This was to make it work in my style of writing. Oh and a special thanks to my best friend and beta soggypotatoes. I also hope to be able to update this a least once a month.