Hey pplz!! A new Naruto ff from me. Sorry if updates come a little slow- im workin on 8 ff's at once right now, so, go with it ppl! Hope you like.
Im tryin to make this a funny akatsuki ff with an OC in the mix- so sorry if it's not at ur level of funny. There will be cussing- due to two akatsuki members bad mouths *cough*Hidan and Deidara*cough* dont flame if its only cuz of the cussing, please.
OK- i'll let you read now ^-^
Disclaimer: I dont own Naruto- I do, however, own Kita - oh, and i dont own the lyric piece u see in italics and have the ** around- its from the song Never Too Late by three days grace
*This world will never be what I expected - and if i dont belong who would have guessed it*
*Not to late - Never too late*
Walking around aimlessly, I decided to finally stop when I came to a river. Sighing, I bent down and looked at my reflection. Why had I become like this? When I had been younger, I had been the perfect student, perfect daughter; but for some reason that had changed- and I had ran away from everything after Sandaime died. He was like a father to me and I felt like everyone I got close to dies. I felt cursed- but that had been a year ago, and now, on my own, I was free to do as I pleased. But I was getting lonely and bored; I wanted to do something fun- but never knew what.
I found myself sighing again, and sat on the ground, wrapping my arms around my legs and held them close to my chest. I didn't have to be this way, I knew that, but right now, it's the only way I knew to live- to stay strong. My head snapped up when I heard yelling.
"Shut up!" My head cocked to the side and I listened more closely.
"Oh- Deidara Sempai is mad," I heard someone laugh and I soon found myself entertained. It wasn't everyday that amusement came to me- so this was a rare treat.
"Zetsu! Get that freak to shut up!"
"Oh come on Zetsu- help me out here- im pissed off and I know with Sasori's short temper he's boiling on overload!...SHUT UP TOBI!!" I began softly laughing, trying to stay hidden as much as I could. This was getting pretty funny- why, I had no clue. But I had to admit- it was funny.
"We're almost to the hide-out, you'll last," a bored monotone voice said, and then there was some groaning in complaint.
"Zetsu- you are-….Are you tryin to SCARE me?!"
"Not trying- succeeding," the monotone replied. A twig snapped beneath my feet and I froze instantly.
"Shoot," I thought, wide eyed," This isn't good."
"Who the hell are you?" I jumped as the voice came from behind me. I turned and saw a blonde standing behind me.
"Um...I...Ahh…um…" I stuttered.
"Come on! Spit it out! Im already pissed off as it is at that little piece of crap over there-"the blonde said gesturing and I saw a boy in a mask.
"He's Tobi?" I asked, a slight shiver running down my back for some reason. I stood up, completely ignoring the blonde and walking over to the one in the mask. Standing in front of him, I stared at him, my head cocking to each side a couple times.
"Yes?" I jumped slightly, and then smiled.
"Your funny," I answered, slightly laughing. All of a sudden, Tobi hugged me tightly, and spun me in circles, jumping up and down. Then he stopped and set me down.
"You really think so?" he asked excitedly.
"Yes!" I laughed.
"If you think that- you're stupid," the blonde said, and started walking forward.
"Stop!" I exclaimed, and he froze in mid step.
"What?" he asked me, blinking at me. I walked forward and crouched down. Standing up, he saw I had a plant in my hand.
"A plant? A freakin plant!" he exclaimed," You had me stop for a flippin plant!?"
"It's a plant that is on the soon to be extinguished list- it's an extremely rare plant that most ninja's use for herbs to sooth wounds," I answer, my eyes narrowing at him.
"Eh, Tobi-san, who's the blonde?" I asked, turning my head and looking at him.
"Deidara sempai," he answered.
"Ah- you're the Deidara baka," I say, and then giggling, I begin to run off toward Tobi. That's when I realized the other two in the clearing.
"Tobi-san, who are they?" I ask, and he walks up to my side.
"That's Zetsu sempai," he says pointing to a guy with a flytrap surrounding his head, and then he points to the other one," And that's Sasori sempai."
"Oh," I nodded, and looked back and forth between Zetsu and the plant in my hand. Then I found myself walking up to Zetsu, and then I held out my hands with the plant in them toward him. He looked at the plant, then at me, and back at the plant. My shoulders slightly sagged, and then I held my hands a little further out, closer to Zetsu. This time, his hand came up and he gently took the plant from my hands. He looked at me again, and I smiled; then I turned and walked back to Tobi. I walked around behind him, and then jumped onto his back like a monkey.
"Eh, Tobi-san- where are you going?" I asked him.
"Don't you dare say a single word shit-head," Deidara snapped, and I Tobi cocked his head.
"Why not Deidara sempai? It's not like she's going to go against us or anything. I quite like…-whats your name?" He said, looking up at me, who was still clinging to him like a monkey.
"Oh! It's Kita – Kita Uchiha," I answer, and they all stare at me," What?"
"Any relation to Itachi Uchiha?" I heard a voice say, and looked around- then Tobi tapped my arm and pointed toward Sasori. That's when it clicked that it had been Sasori who had spoken that time.
"Yeah- the baka is my cousin, why?" I asked annoyed that his name had been brought up.
"You know he's part of the Akatsuki right?" Sasori said.
"Um…yeah. Why- whats that got to do with anything?" I asked.
"Kita-chan," Tobi said, looking back at me again," You're talking to three members in the Akatsuki."
"Really?" I asked.
"Yes," Tobi nodded," Zetsu sempai, Sasori sempai, and Deidara sempai."
"Why aren't you in the Akatsuki Tobi-san?" I asked him, making a sad face.
"Only a limited amount are allowed in at once- and plus, I haven't proven myself 'worthy' to Pein sempai to be in the group," Tobi replied, and I nodded once.
"So that's the hideout you're going to then?" I asked, and Tobi nodded.
"You-"Deidara began, but I cut him off.
"Oh shut up," I snapped," Tobi didn't tell me anything- he just nodded his head!" I heard Deidara do some sort of a growl, and I stuck my tongue out at him.
"I think we should take her with us and allow Pein to make the final decision on this matter," Sasori said, and Zetsu nodded.
"Hmph," Deidara breathed, and I glared at him.
"Yay!" Tobi smiled, and then said to me," Hold on Kita-chan!" I quickly locked my arms tighter around him, and he took off running happily.
"Baka," Deidara," I know exactly what Pein's going to do- kill her. Tobi's blind to not see that. That's why he's not in the Akatsuki, I bet."
"Eh," Sasori and Zetsu say in unison, and they all three slowly follow Tobi at their own pace.