One day,a fly was flying along.He began to feel a rumble in his stomach,
and knew it was time for him to go find some food to eat.So he began his
search for something to eat.
When he came upon the enticing aroma of Cow poo.The fly then began flying
towards the direction that the beautiful Cow poo aroma was arising from.
After hours of flying,it finally reached a HUGE red barn,and flew inside.
Then,before it lay the dream of all flies,a HUGE,NASTY,PUTRID,DISQUSTING pile
of COW POO!
He flew face first into the pile,and ate and ate.Finally,he had became tired,and
had become FAT,after eating 5 pounds of pure poo.
He decided to fly home,but was now too heavy from all the eating!So he
thought and he thought,and suddenly,he got an idea!
There was a shovel leaning against the wall,with the handle at the top.
If he could climb to the top and jump off,he would get enough air and be able to fly
again!
So after an hour or so of agonizing climbing,he finally reached the top.
He then stood on the top of the handle.
He looked down,and jumped off,waving his wings,but he suddenly fell to the ground
and splatted into a mass of cow poo and guts.
The Moral of this story?
"Never Fly off the Handle when you know you're full of crap"
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Sorry,I was bored and needed something to write!
Hope ya liked it!And taht you followed MY advice! =D -ToiletPaperMonsterSasuke
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P.S.:This is MY material,and that means DO NOT copy,k?I hope ya know what I mean! =D
and knew it was time for him to go find some food to eat.So he began his
search for something to eat.
When he came upon the enticing aroma of Cow poo.The fly then began flying
towards the direction that the beautiful Cow poo aroma was arising from.
After hours of flying,it finally reached a HUGE red barn,and flew inside.
Then,before it lay the dream of all flies,a HUGE,NASTY,PUTRID,DISQUSTING pile
of COW POO!
He flew face first into the pile,and ate and ate.Finally,he had became tired,and
had become FAT,after eating 5 pounds of pure poo.
He decided to fly home,but was now too heavy from all the eating!So he
thought and he thought,and suddenly,he got an idea!
There was a shovel leaning against the wall,with the handle at the top.
If he could climb to the top and jump off,he would get enough air and be able to fly
again!
So after an hour or so of agonizing climbing,he finally reached the top.
He then stood on the top of the handle.
He looked down,and jumped off,waving his wings,but he suddenly fell to the ground
and splatted into a mass of cow poo and guts.
The Moral of this story?
"Never Fly off the Handle when you know you're full of crap"
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Sorry,I was bored and needed something to write!
Hope ya liked it!And taht you followed MY advice! =D -ToiletPaperMonsterSasuke
-----------------------------------------------------------------
P.S.:This is MY material,and that means DO NOT copy,k?I hope ya know what I mean! =D