Welcome to the sequel to Draconic Ruby. This one takes place about 6 months later, before Christmas. Things have settled into a groove, but things are not always what they seem...
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Chapter one
Joey woke up to the face of his husband beside him. Softly stroking him he felt his lover move into his hand, as he awoke. Moving slowly, he gave his husband a kiss, rather chastely considering their night before. His husband then placed a hand onto his waist and pulled his husband closer, thus deepening the kiss together. The blond then ran a hand through the tousled sable coloured hair of his husband, breathing in the cinnamon smell that was his husband.
"Good morning wife." the baritone voice said, husky from early morning awakenings
"Good morning Dragon" the soft contralto voice said, softly stroking the man, drinking in his beauty in the morning.
"So what are your plans today Puppy." the brunet said, luxuriating in the feel of the blond's touch
"Jorma and Jorrin are coming to the shop to learn from Malik. They want to help out at the shop." the blond said about his new found brothers.
"Well as Seth has taken more of an interest in the business, Johfrit said he was coming with us today. Something about not trusting the world, and he wasn't going to let his dragons out of his sight." the brunet said about his brother in law
"Hmm Father said that Jono wanted him to teach him more about his powers, so Jono and him are going to be at the house. Also Father said that the new wing is almost complete. He still wants us all living together. Won't you consider it again?" the blond said, as his Dragon pulled him close to his chest, softly stroking the silken locks of the boy. After discovering the nature of their souls, they had all begun to call Apollo their father, not that Joey's own father was around to care who he called Father.
"I like being independent. Besides, I don't know if he could handle Mokuba's hyperness. Ever since learning that when we married he didn't just get a brother, but an entire family, he has been completely beside himself, and has been spoiled rotten by his grandfather." the brunet said, lightly kissing the forehead of his wife. After their wedding and hearing Seth constantly call his four husbands, his wives, the name stuck and in private he too referred his golden puppy as his wife.
In public though...that had taken some work. When the world had found out that Seto's 'little' party was in fact a wedding and that the bride was MALE, it had sent shockwaves through the world. But thanks to having a God for a father in law, they had saved the stock, and the world was coming to accept their marriage. Even as so far, that the Emperor of Japan himself had approved of their marriage, making them the first males in all of Japan to have an approved marriage. This had also steadied the market, and with this public acknowledgment, had allowed Kaiba Corp to flourish.
Working Seth in had taken a bit more work. Until Mokuba solved it himself, and doctored some papers, making it that Seth was Seto's twin, long lost. Which had amused him so greatly that his baby brother was just as devious as him. Mokuba had gotten a new collection of video games for that, which he was still enjoying. Joey's family...well that had taken far more work. Especially since Jono had decided that he was going to show Seto how to be schooled. In one turn. Which Jono did to Seto in a very public venue, a few weeks after learning everything. Seems Jono had used what was getting known as a 'Kitty' deck and with this leveled Seto in one turn, and was stomped on by little rats, with the most adorable kitty as his trump card. In public everyone took the stunning loss with perfect grace. Until they were back at Apollo's mansion. It was then that the teasing and howling of laughter started at the expense of Seto.
But Seto took it in stride, and allowed them the teasing. Until he punished his Puppy later that night. When they went down for breakfast the next morning, Joey was hobbling again, and his father began laughing his head off at the sight. Seto on the other hand had a very large grin.
"He wants to make up for Gozoboro. Which by the way, he did visit Uncle Hades, and he happily reported that Gozoboro is not going to be having any more lives. Aunt Persephone made sure of that. She didn't appreciate what he did to you." Joey said snuggled within his dragon's arms, playing with the slight hair that was on his lover's chest. It had been waxed for the wedding, but was coming back, though very softly. Though considering how long it had been, it had been strange that it had taken nearly 6 month's to return.
"Well I am not looking forward to the rest of the relatives. When did you say that they were going to be coming?" Seto said, dreading meeting his Grandfather in law. He had been brushing up on his Greek Mythology since learning of his relatives and what he had found, scared the living hell out of him.
"It is going to be a while. Some of them are still asleep, and they are not sure if they want to wake Ares. Uncle Ares can be a 'bit' of a handful. At least that is what Jono said." Joey said remembering what his first life had said about his family.
"Well, still. The waiting is going to drive me nuts. Last thing I need is during a meeting is Aphrodite showing up. From what I read, she has no shame." Seto said
"She would never do anything to embarrass you, at least...I don't think so. You might want to ask Jono more specifically. Apparently she was his tutor." Joey said
"Well THAT explains a lot." Seto said with a grin as he hugged him closer
"You weren't complaining last night. Auntie said it would make you hot." Joey said remembering the conversation that he had with his Aunt. She was one of the few Gods that had not rested during the millennium's and was always there.
"She was right, but damn...you drained me. Now I know how Seth felt about being fucked to sleep." Seto said, as his golden puppy giggled.
"I love you Katsuya." Seto said, lifting his puppy's face and leaning down and kissing him softly
"I love you too Seto. Come on, we need to shower before Hanna has conniptions. You know she likes to get an early start." Joey said after a few minutes
"Well, I suppose. But today I want to try something a bit different then our normal grooming" Seto said and with an impish grin, he sat up and grabbed Joey. Hauling him into the bathroom, he started the shower, and the set him down. He then joined him and they started a new tradition of morning sex in the shower.
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Hanna had breakfast mostly prepared, as Seth and Johfrit was stopping by the mansion on their way to Kaiba Corp. When they arrived at 6:30 in the morning, they were slightly surprised to see that the boy's were down yet. Hanna smiled, and said that they were still 'detained'. Of which they smiled. As they had gotten into their groove of having the four of them sharing Seth, they had discovered that Jorrin and Jorma were not interested in the physical aspect of their marriage to Seth. Oh, granted they wanted to be with him, but they were still too shy and uncomfortable with it. So for now, the only ones sharing Seth's bed was Jono and Johfrit. Seth had asked the boys if they had been sure, and they said maybe in time, but right now, no.
He had also been surprised when there were a few times that both Jono and Johfrit would take him, and those nights were ones he treasured the most. In the beginning, he had still been fairly tender inside, but over time, this had changed, and now, there were many times that both his husbands took him. But they did not taken him often. But they did, and they loved it. So hearing that Seto and Joey were still upstairs gave them a huge grin. They walked upstairs and went into the bedroom, a room that Hanna was still forbidden to enter while the door was closed. Seth and Johfrit however could, as it wasn't anything that they hadn't seen before. As they heard the shower going, they opened the door and saw Joey pinned to the wall, his hands running through Seto's hair, as Seto was grinding into him.
Unlike them, who switched often, Seto had been refusing to allow Joey to top him again. Much to his dismay.
They closed the door, and Seth got onto Seto's bed, as Johfrit joined him, allowing his husband to hold him close. When his father had finished telling his story, he had married them under the traditions of Ra and they were all married. However in the public eye, only Jono and Seth were married. The others accepted this knowing that in this day and age it was still rare to have multiple wives, even more so to have men that looked like quintuplets all married to two guys. So as far as the world was concerned, only Seth and Jono and Seto and Joey were married, and it made a very sweet tale of twin boys marrying two of the quintuples.
"You know, we could just taken advantage of their laziness. After all, Seto does have the best toys..." Johfrit said, tracing a finger along his husbands chest, tickling the nub that had been hardening
"You don't know when they are going to be coming out love." Seth said, his breath hitching, as his very naughty husband, began to trail a finger down his husband's chest, leading to the tailored pants that had originally been Seto's. After Seto and Joey had returned from Egypt, he had introduced Seth to his tailor and with Seto's bank account had made him a full suite of clothing. Even a tailor made pair of black leather that both Seto and Seth were partial to. Their husbands though, loved wearing cream or butter coloured colours, and today was no different.
"Do you think I care...they have the right idea...morning sex is a great way to relieve stress" Johfrit said, now placing a hand down his love's pants, and feeling the awakening of his own dragon.
"It is, but what about Hanna..." Seth said, his breath hitching, as his wife began to remove his button, and was opening the zipper
"Hanna knows better. She's scared of your doppleganger" Johfrit said, and in one move engulfed his lovers cock.
"Yes...puppy...take me...take me..." Seth chanted and just as he was about to come, his wife stopped and with a devious grin, removed his pants and with one quick flick, impaled himself onto his husband.
"You know that one of these days I am going to introduce you to the joys of lubrication." Seth said with a hissed voice
"Hmm...yes this is better...Jono gets you too much in the mornings...besides, I enjoy the inital pain. And you haven't seen me bleed. But maybe next time." Johfrit said as he lifted his hips, as his husband grabbed them and began to direct their lovemaking. So lost in their moaning, that they didn't hear the bathroom door open and a giggle erupt.
"What have I said about doing this on MY bed." Seto said, leaning over and pulling on Johfrit's ear
"But I didn't get my SETH TIME." he whined, as Seth growled.
"My bed...my RULES." Seto said not caring that they hadn't orgasmed yet
"Go take a shower, we will wait for downstairs. Ya got 10 minutes." Joey said pulling his very angry dragon away, grinning at them as Johfrit smiled. As soon as the door was closed, he jumped on his husband again and with a force he had not dared before use, rammed himself back on and rode him for all he was worth. As Joey and Seto had reached the stairs they could hear Seth's scream of Johfrit's name, and Johfrit's primal scream. Which made Joey giggle again.
"You're family is gonna be the death of me..." Seto mumbled as he headed down the stairs
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Downstairs Mokuba was giggling from hearing his brothers. When he first met Joey and the others, he had seen his brother's instant reaction and ever since then had been determined that Joey was going to be his new brother. Now a reality, he was more overjoyed at his instant family. Both their real parents had been only children and their grandparents had died with their father and their mother had died giving birth to him. So they had been alone for a very long time. Now having a stand-in mother, a God for a grandfather, and 6 brothers that love him to distraction, he had been overjoyed. The house was always filled with people, and his new grandfather that would give him just about anything he wanted. Any time he wanted a hug, his grandfather had his arms opened. Whenever he wanted a story, he would hear about his great aunts and uncles and all the Greek Heroes and villains. When he was scared, and before Seto could arrive, he was instantly at his side, holding him close. Apollo was living up to his word, and showered Mokuba with all the love that he had been denied. Seto, at first was jealous, until Apollo would be visiting Seto at the office, bringing him lunches and fresh perspectives on his work. He would give him massages while he worked. As well, he would deal with some of the parties that interfered with time with his son. Overall, with time, he had come to accept that while he was not going to treat him like he was his younger brother, he was still showing him he was loved and cared for. He left the petting to his son, which with visiting with Mokuba each night, he heard his son's howls of pleasure, every night.
"So Alen, when do you think that they are going to be done?" Mokuba said, belling his outward appearance of 12. To keep up appearances, they still called Apollo by his adopted name, as to not confuse anyone. The souls and Joey however did address him as Father, even in public.
"Well, that depends on Seth and Seto. Both have them have appetites larger then my sons." he answered the small child honestly
"Don't you think that is inappropriate conversation for a 12 year old?" a voice said from the doorway
"Puleese...I was telling Jono how to suck cock at 10 years old." Alen said and at that Joey started killing himself laughing
"That was also 5,000 years ago. Please kindly remember that this is my house and my rules. I do not wish to be fracturing my brother's mind." Seto said as he grabbed a cup of coffee from the coffee maker
"Yure brother's mind was fractured a long time ago Dragon. Besides, you know Father isn't harming him." Joey said as Alen came over to his youngest son and ruffled his hair.
"Still..." Seto said, though a small grin, almost minuscule, appeared at the corners of his mouth
"Well we should get going." a voice said from behind the tall CEO
"You finished fucking your husband?" Seto said, not even bothering to turn around
"You're just jealous that Joey isn't as open as me." Johfrit said, but he did hug Seto from behind him
"You have no idea how open or closed Joey is, since you four aren't linked to his mind anymore. So kindly stay out of our love life. You have your own husband." Seto said, as caramel arms removed Johfrit's arms from Seto's waist.
"And this husband doesn't share with others." Seth said, still holding Johfrit's arms.
"You're no fun." he pouted but Seth nuzzled his ear, and the pouting turned to purring.
"I think I will go into the dining room...yeah...uh...yeah..." Mokuba said, somewhat in shock of the lookalikes of his brother in law making out with a caramel copy of his brother.
"That would be a good idea little one. My son's haven't learned that making out with each other in public can be rather embarrassing." Alen said, picking up Mokuba and taking him into the dining room where Hanna had laid out breakfast in a buffet style. Since having so many 'Joey' look-a-likes, she had always created a lot of food, as they all had bottomless stomachs.
"Johfrit if you are going to be guarding us today, though I still do not know why, perhaps you should get your lust out of your system. Seth is publicly married to Jono, and you look very different from him." Seto said, walking over to Joey who was drinking his white tea at the island in the middle of the kitchen. Standing behind him, with a coffee in hand, he wrapped his other hand around Joey's shoulders
"Because I love you both and as much as I trust your guards, I am better then them." Johfrit said, as Seth had mimicked Seto's actions, and had wrapped an arm around Johfrit, though he had stopped nuzzling him.
"I don't anticipate any trouble. It's just a series of inspections." Seto said, talking about the warehouses that him and Seth were going to at the docks that day. Alen had suggested that sticking with just gaming might be the company's downfall eventually, so had suggested shipping as well. He had also suggested that if they controlled the shipping of their products it would cut down extra costs, and thereby affecting production and of course would create more business. However some of the gangs of the waterfront had not liked the idea of the Kaiba brothers interfering, as Seth and Seto were now referred to as, and there had been a few threats on their lives. Hence why their strongest warrior, Johfrit, had decided that as good as Roland and Isono were at protecting his husband and his brother, it couldn't compare to him.
"That being said Dragon, I would feel better if Johfrit was with ya. We all would." Joey said, and leaned up to his husband and kissed the base of his neck.
"Very well. For you Puppy, I will indulge you." Seto conceded and with that they got up and headed into the dining room for breakfast.
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Later that day, Seth and Seto arrived at the docks in the early afternoon. So far there hadn't been any threats today, but the day was young Johfrit thought as Seto drove them to the first of their stops. Usually Seto was driving his prized Mazarati GranTurismo, but since he was technically a 'family' man since he usually had more then 2 people with him, he had purchased one of the new German makes, a Maybech Exelero in complete black. Now arriving, Johfrit exited from the back seat first, his eyes wary of any danger to his husband and soul-reincarnate. Not sensing any visually, he closed his eyes and used his Priest powers to detect any danger, a feat he used to use with Arthur. He could hear the souls of the workers in the area but none had any malice within their hearts. In fact, he could feel that some of them were agreeable to the presence of them.
Opening his eyes, he nodded to Seth, and with that both Seto and Seth exited the car. When Seto had ordered the car a few days after the wedding, though still in Egypt with Joey, he had ordered it to be made bullet proof and bomb proof. Now outside, they came over to Johfrit as with Johfrit's powers, he could create a bubble to protect them. But Seth had asked him not to, as it drained him completely, and unlike the rest of his brothers, Johfrit was all muscle. And as Seto had once found out, damn heavy.
As they headed to the first of the warehouses that they had parked the car near, they could see some of the car that were already lined up. Dealing with the 'unsavories' of the area, Johfrit had disagreed with coming in here, as they were unpredictable. But Seto assured him, that while they were 'unpleasant' it was necessary. And Johfrit did not have a choice, as it was the unspoken rule that he was boss.
Coming closer, they could hear voices of some of the people present. A few of them Seto recognized and a few he did not. As they approached, with Johfrit still in front, in his butter coloured leather pants and hemp tunic that grazed his thighs, and the sleeves were 3/4', he pushed them higher, to his elbow crease, which showed the Millennium Bracelet that was on his wrist. Before they had left that morning Joey had given it to him, to protect their loves, as he knew that with Johfrit's powers if they needed a quick escape, the item would grant it.
The bracelet tinkled as they moved further into the enclosure. As they had reached the middle of the room, the entrance closed, as a metal gate slammed down to the ground behind him. Johfrit began to hiss, as his left arm gathered his two loves behind him, his right arm outstretched.
"Jo...calm down. Wait to see what is up." Seth said placing a hand on his husband's left shoulder
"Seth is right. Let's see what they want, before you can blast them." Seto said, placing his hand on the right side of his brother in law.
"You should learn to control your pet's Kaiba-sama" a voice said from behind them
"How I control my pet's is none of your concern Takahashi." Seto said, turning to the voice that had begun to move away, and face the blond
"Well if you tire of this pet, I would be more then happy to take him. He looks delicious." the man said licking his lips at the 6'1 blond
"Touch him and die" Seth hissed
"Possessive much, Kaiba-sama?" Takahashi said, with a grin, but not one that could be mistaken as a friendly gesture
"You have no idea, Takahashi." Seto said with a grin, one that equally the man's ferocity
"Very well. Kaiba-sama you planned this meeting so that you could discuss a possible buy-out of my interests in the shipping wharfs. I want to tell you that had you asked a year ago, I would have laughed in your face, and then stabbed you in the back, and pulled out your entrails." Takahashi said, watching the blond's reactions. He was becoming more and more attracted to the fiery blond as he could see within the depths of the topaz eyes, a fire that he had never witnessed before.
"If you value your life, i would suggest you get to the point" Seto said, sensing the 'but' in that statement. One that he knew his soul's puppy hadn't caught onto yet. Seth had, and was watching his husband with some amusement.
"However, the last six months since your marriage, you've changed. I think for the good. So I have talked it over with my workers, and with their approval, I have agreed to let you. There are some conditions though. My workers will all not be fired, and their level of pay is to remain the same. As well, and I know you are not going to like this part, but you are going to have to listen to some of the Yakuzas. Being the wharf, we have had to 'share' the area. Meaning that I don't get in their way, and they leave my workers alone." Takahashi said, watching the young CEO's face scowl
"I am sure that my brother will agree, but I don't make deals with scum. The Yakuza are a bunch of thugs with big toys. So am I, and I will not bow down to them. Rest assured, i will now allow the workers to be harmed, but I will not work with them. They get in my way, I will crush them." Seto said
"Now Kaiba-sama, that is no way to be discussing your new partners." a new voice appeared. A man came out, and about 12 men appeared around them, in a circle. Some of them had chains, and some had metal bars. But all of them were armed, and ready to strike, if given the approval
"Yoshi..." Seto hissed with malice. At that, Johfrit stood up to his full height, and spread out his arms. At that Seth and Seto grabbed his arms and Johfrit created the bubble to protect them.
"Love, you can't keep this up..." Seth whispered, frightened for his strong willed husband.
"I will be fine Dragon. The Bracelet is providing the energy. I am providing the focus. Both my Dragons will be safe my love." Johfrit murmured, though there was a few droplets of sweat falling.
"Kaiba-sama, once again, I am treated to your lovely presence. It HAS been too long." the man named Yoshi sneered at the young CEO
"Not long enough." Seto growled at the leader of this sect of the Yakuza
"Tell me...how is that LOVELY brother of yours. Still just as adorable and INNOCENT as ever?" Yoshi said sneering, and subtly threatening Mokuba
"You touch that boy, and breathing is going to be the least of your worries" Johfrit snarled, his eyes glancing at all the adversaries around him and his loves.
"Temper temper Blondie. I know of your reputation with Hirutani, and let me tell you, I was saddened to see you go." Yoshi said looking at the blond. When he had first known Joey, he had remembered thinking that when he grew up, he would be gorgeous. There was just no way with that much gold, and that slim body that he would not. But seeing the epitome of perfection in front of him, he was itching to be near it again.
"I remember you too. You were a bastard then, and it's nice to see that things haven't changed much in six years." Johfrit snarled, as he and Joey were the dominant souls back then.
"So has anyone managed to tame you Joey?" Yoshi said, but did not notice Seto's grin appeared
"Afraid you have the wrong twin Yoshi." Seto said with a grin
"What are you talking about. Joey had no brothers." Yoshi said
"And where have you been the last year. Didn't you hear about Joey finding out that he was adopted, and that he's a quintuplet?" Seto said amused at the man narrowing his eyes
"Then who the hell is this. And why did he just say he knew me." Yoshi said narrowing his eyes. He KNEW this person in front of him, the mannerisms to reminiscent of the actions he had remembered from watching Joey so long ago.
"Watch how you speak about my husband, you bastard." Seth growled, as Seto placed an arm onto his soul-incarnate.
"Husband...wait a minute...I remember hearing something about six months ago. Didn't you marry that blond?" Yoshi asked Seto
"None of your gods blasted business. Now get out of this meeting." Seto growled, not willing to discuss his feelings with a man that made him feel like he needed a shower..for the rest of the millennium.
"I don't think so. This meeting was arranged by Takahashi, to make sure that you knew my position. Now that I know that someone can stick something else up your ass, I am more then happy to discuss what kind of an arrangement that we can make." Yoshi said his eyes not on Seto, but on Johfrit, and he wasn't disguising the lust rolling off of the man
"If you ever want to have children I suggest you stop looking at him like he is your next meal." Seth growled, fiercely possessive of his husband
"And what is your damage." Yoshi said narrowing his eyes.
"My damage is that my sufferance is what is keeping you and your men alive. I would suggest you stay in my graces, or you will find yourself alone, very quickly. Now get out of this meeting. I am not EVER dealing with you again, and I made my position clear to you 4 years ago." Seto said, about the day after his 16th birthday when he had taken control of Kaiba Corp. After the takeover on his birthday, one of the first acts he had done as the new CEO was to sever the ties to the Yakuza.
"If you remember I also told you the position that I was going to put you in as well. Still see no reason as to not do that now." Yoshi said, pushing his luck and looking at the young CEO with undisguised lust. Even at 16, Seto was tall, though he was now, at 20 his full height of 6'5, reaching this just a month before his 20th birthday, which they had celebrated 2 months ago. Now only a few days before Christmas, Seth and Seto had decided that they wanted to get this wrapped up before the New Year, when they could begin planning the birthday of their husbands.
"Touch my Dragon and you will die." Johfrit snarled, still very protective of his husband and his soul-reincarnate. Johfrit was the very few of them that could not separate their feelings between Seth and Seto, and often thought of both of them as his husband, a feeling that sometimes had made Seto nervous, but Joey just smiled at him. With the strange way that their situation was, there was no jealousy among them, though Jono was interested in Seth solely, and Joey was interested in Seto solely, Johfrit was in love with both of them, being part of Joey for so long, his feelings for Seto, became his own feelings.
"Tempting...but I don't think so. See, once I have Kaiba, I am going to take you. I have been dreaming of taking you for 6 years, and there is no way you are going to stop me." Yoshi said and with that, nodded his head at his henchmen, and they attacked simultaneously. Only to find that they bounced off of the bubble that was surrounding the three men
"What makes you think that I would allow you to touch what doesn't belong to you Yosh." Johfrit snarled, though Seth noticed that he was beginning to sweat more.
"Pup, you can't keep this up. You know you can't." Seth whispered, seeing the Millennium Bracelet beginning to flare slightly
"Have more faith in me then that. I will NEVER allow that man near my dragons." Johfrit snarled then added "I just got you back. I will never let you go."
"I love you too Johfrit." Seto said, touched at his brother in law's display of affection.
"What is going on. Why can I not get near you." Yoshi sneered at them. He could see their lips moving, but could not make out the words. In his line of business reading lips could be the difference between success or failure, but right now all he could make out was Dragon, love and Johfrit.
"Do you think I am stupid enough to tell you. Rest assured we are leaving this. Takahashi, when you can decide if you wish to further our agreement, we will meet at Kaiba Corp. Otherwise our business is complete." Seto said, as he could feel the straining arms of Johfrit. He knew that he would not be able to keep this up for long. As well versed he was in the lore, it was still new to him, and he did not have the reserves for further continuation of this.
"This isn't over yet Kaiba." Yoshi said and at that, he pulled out a gun and aimed at Seto. He then pulled the trigger.
All Seto heard was Johfrit screaming and a flash.
Aren't I evil...
So here is the first chapter of the new story. I do have the villain from the first one already planned out. Cookies to someone that can guess it.
Reference for the Maybech Exelero: exelerocar DOT com
Reference for the Mazarati: maserati DOT com
For Reviews from Draconic Ruby:
Laesneniel - Thank you so much for the review. Yes you were right on the money, as while Apollo is the same as Ra, the God of Light, Ra is the equivalent of Zeus. As for explaining the mystery...there is still much more to tell. Like what exactly caused the curse and of course...who laid it in the first place.
girloffire - Thank you for your review, it was greatly appreciated. Hopefully you will love it's sequel
ToInsanitysEnd - For the review of Chapter 4, yeah I wrote that without even thinking about what I wrote. At the end of it, I re-read it and burst into laughter myself, as I couldn't believe I had done that. For the review of Chapter 5, writing naughty is my specialty. I've tried to write non-naughty, but unfortunately my brain doesn't work that way. Don't know if this is a good thing or a bad thing.