Telephone Cartman ft Kyle, a south park fanfic

ONCE AGAIN A SONG FAN FIC! AND WITH MY TWO FAVOURITE CHARACTERS – CARTMAN AND KYLE! (SHAME THEY CAN'T FEEL THE SAME WAY...) ANYWAY! HERE'S TELEPHONE – CARTMAN FT. KYLE. HE HE HE! A LITTLE TWIST TOO :P...

Telephone-Cartman ft. Kyle

Stan: Mabye Cartman knows where Kyle is...(phones Cartman)

Cartman: (Picks up phone...) Hello, Hello hippie you called I can't hear a thing...

I have got no service in the club, you see, you see...

Stan: Umm ...Cartman I was... looking for K...

Cartman: Wha-wha-what did you say?

Stan: I SAID I'M LOOKING FOR KYLE BECAUSE YOU WERE THE LAST ONE WITH HIM!

Cartman:Huh? You're breaking up on me?...

Sorry, I can not hear you I'm kinda busy...(hangs up)

(evil grin)

K-kinda busy

Khal's gonna be with me soon so I'm kinda busy...

...Just a second it's my favourite song there gonna play...

I can not text you cause Khal's with meh!

You should of made some plans with me or go and hang with Kenneh!

And now you won't stop calling me I'm kinda busy...

STOP CALLING , STOP CALLING!

I DON'T WANNA THINK ANYMORE!

GET OVER YOURSELF, AND STOP BEING SO GAY!

STOP CALLING! STOP CALLING!

I DON'T WANNA TALK ANYMORE!

CAUSE I'VE GOT KHAL WHERE I WANTED HIM RIGHT NOW!

STOP TELEPHONING MEH!

I'M BUSY!

STOP TELEPHONING MEH!

CALL ALL YA WANT, BUT THERE'S NO ONE HOME

AND YA NOT GONNA REACH MY TELEPHONE!

CAUSE I'M HANGING WITH KHAL AND WERE GONNA BE A WHILE!

AND YA NOT GONNA REACH MY TELEPHONE!

CALL ALL YA WANT BUT THERE'S NO ONE HOME

AND YA NOT GONNA REACH MY TELEPHONE!

CAUSE YOUR A HIPPIE SO GO AND HUG A TREE!

AND YA NOT GONNA REACH MY TELEPHONE!

-Kyle out playing with his little brother Ike, Stan and Cartman keep calling him-

Kyle: Damn it dude!

Ike: They fooking dieck heids!

Kyle: (sighs) The way there blowing up my phone...

Won't make me leave no faster!

Put my coat on faster...

Leave my dudes no faster!

I should've left my phone at home cause this is a disaster!

Calling like a collector...

Sorry I can not answer!

-Cartman in his house-

Cartman: Not that I don't like you Kyle, I just wish you'd answer meh!

And I have got our douche of a friend Stan outta the way! (tries calling Kyle again)

-Kyle in his house-

Kyle: Sometimes I feel like I live in Grand Central Station.

Tonight, I'm not taking no calls cause I'll be bitchin'

Cause I'll be bitchin

Tonight I'm not taking no calls

Cause I'll be bitchin!

STOP CALLING, STOP CALLING!

I DON'T WANNA THINK ANYMORE!

I LEFT MY HEAD AND MY HEART AT JUBILEE!

STOP CALLING, STOP CALLING!

I DON'T WANNA TALK ANYMORE!

I LEFT MY HEAD AND MY HEART AT JUBILEE!

STOP CALLING, STOP CALLING!

I DON'T WANNA THINK ANYMORE!

I LEFT MY HEAD AND MY HEART AT IMAGINATIONLAND!

STOP CALLING, STOP CALLING!

I DON'T WANNA TALK ANYMORE!

I LEFT MY HEAD AND MY HEART AT IMAGINATIONLAND!

STOP TELEPHONING ME!

I'M BUSY!

STOP TELEPHONING ME!

I'M BUSY!

-Cartman at his house-

Cartman:

CALL ALL YA WANT, BUT THERE'S NO ONE HOME

AND YA NOT GONNA REACH MY TELEPHONE!

CAUSE I'M HANGING WITH KHAL AND WERE GONNA BE A WHILE!

AND YA NOT GONNA REACH MY TELEPHONE!

CALL ALL YA WANT BUT THERE'S NO ONE HOME

AND YA NOT GONNA REACH MY TELEPHONE!

CAUSE YOUR A HIPPIE SO GO AND HUG A TREE!

AND YA NOT GONNA REACH MY TELEPHONE!

MY TELEPHONE! M-M-MY TELEPHONE!

CAUSE I HANGING WITH KYLE,

AND WERE GONNA BE A WHILE,

AND YA NOT GONNA REACH MY TELEPHONE!

-At Kyle's house-

Kyle: MY TELEPHONE! M-M-MY TELEPHONE!

STAN AND ERIC FUCK YOU,

I GOT BETTER THINGS TO DO,

ANY YA NOT GONNA REACH MY TELEPHONE!

Cartman and Stan: GODAMMIT!

The End.

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