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Edward reads Fanfiction

"No!" Edward's eyes popped. His reminded me of my mom's gold ring, which was a pretty. Like his eyes. Pretty.

I laughed, this was too funny, I should record this and put it on the internet.

"Why am I with that disgusting dog? Why is Bella with Jasper? This can't be." He looked at the screen again, as if checking it was still there, then he put his beautiful head in his hands. "Why is Bella a werewolf?" He spat out the last word.

I put a hand on his shoulder, trying not to laugh. "Edward, remember what I told you? This isn't real." It was hard not to laugh.

"I know! But, this, I mean… How could people be so… horrible?" He was looking at his hands, those piano playing, pale hands.

He was reading the first story on Twilight, on the Fanfiction website. I just had to show him this. I knew it was too funny.

"Edward, how about you read a better story? About the Culle- I mean, your family, playing Karaoke? That should be fun." This was so cool, I had gotten over the fact that Edward was in my house, but his presence was still overwhelming.

"I… I guess…" His hands (beautiful) clicked the mouse, and in turn, made the Fanfic disappear, to form a new story. This should be interesting. I had read the story a while back, making sure it was safe for him to read. I didn't want him going crazy, because some of the stories were… not for Edward's -amazing gold- eyes.

He laughed a weak laugh. "Emmett is singing "Soulja' Boy?" I could see him do that." He kept reading, clicking to the next chapter, his eyes twitching from line to line.

I phased out, knowing what happened in 4 chapters from where he was in this story.

It all started when I went in the forests of Washington (vacation), got lost, and met him. (I know, what a coincidence, right?) Well, after the many Fan-girl squeals and hugs and other things, I decided to show him Fanfiction.

"What is this song? I've never heard of it." He looked at me, and I snapped back to real time.

"Um, 'Teardrops on My Guitar?' I hate that song, look it up." I picked up the book next to me. Twilight, somehow, Edward already knew about the book. I had met Bella, and basically the rest of the Cullens, they were… How can I put it? Amazing. Yeah. Amazing. Really amazing.

Edward cracked his knuckles.

"Why did you do that? Now I feel the need to crack my knuckles!" I cracked my knuckles. Whenever I hear someone crack their knuckles, or even just the thought of cracking knuckles makes me feel the need to crack my knuckles. (A/N: I just crack my knuckles, lol)

"Sorry, Ellie, but, why am I singing 'This Love?'"

"I don't know, are you done?"

"Yes, but… Why?" He looked at me. "I never knew that there are so many people out there that want to torture me? And Bella? And Carlisle? Everybody." He looked pleadingly at me. My heart melted.

I thought; "I don't know, Edward, but, if you want to say something…" My thought's trailed off. I didn't know my thoughts could actually trail off.

"What?" He said quietly.

I smiled an evil smile. "Flame them." I said.

"What?" He raised his eyebrows.

"I'll show you."

X- Half an hour later.-X

Edward leaned back in his chair. "Ahhhh, that was nice."

"You really know some great synonyms of 'I hate you,' 'you suck,' and 'disgusting.'" I said, amazed at his great use of vocabulary. Even though I knew his smexy brain was incredibly smart, I didn't know he was that smart.

"I'm glad you're impressed." He said, reading my mind. "And I needed to get that off my chest." I stiffened, still not used to the fact that he was reading my mind.

My stomach growled, and I blushed. Damn stupid human characteristics of myself. I thought.

He smiled, "Go ahead and eat, I'll read a bit more."

"Are you sure?" I looked at him, if there was another JacobXEdward, everyone in the vicinity was screwed.

"Yeah, go on Ellie."

I looked at him seriously. "Ok, don't go crazy." I walked to the kitchen, hoping that the lasagna from last night was still there.

I was eating it, enjoying the cheesy goodness that comes with lasagna, thinking that if Garfield was here, it would complete the goodness of this leftover dinner.

I heard a very loud scream.

Oh crap. Crap, crap, crap. Crap crappity crap, crap, crap.

I ran back to Edward, a sinking feeling in my chest.

He was standing, a horrible look of disgust, anger, and fear on his face.

"Um Edward." I started, freaked out be his face.

"WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME THERE WAS A 'M' RATING ON HERE?"

"Um…. Edward… Calm down…" I squeaked. I didn't know he would find it.

"SOME… ONE" He spat. "PUT ME AND THAT… BEAST HAVING A... A THREESOME WITH JAMES… IN GREAT DETAIL." Vampire spit flew from his mouth.

This was bad, very, very bad. I didn't know what to say, I should have put a child blocker on the 'M' rating before he came here.

"Edward, you know it is not real, right?" I shrunk to a corner. In the few days I had known him (or in the years I had known him in the books), I didn't know he could get this furious.

He was enraged. There wasn't much to do to stop him. His handsome features distorted.

I walked slowly to Edward, who was suddenly on the floor, looked like he was about to pull his kind of reddish hair from his pale scalp.

I put a hand on his shoulder, fearing my puny human life.

"Edward…" I took out my phone, I was going to call Bella, and Alice, they could get him calmer than I could.

He remained silent for the 3 minutes it took Alice to get here, and then 5 more minutes for Bella to get here. Alice had seen Edward go nuts and left early, calling Bella too.

Bella took him in his arms when she got here. (I can't do anything about them together, to my fan-girl sadness)

"It's ok Edward." She said quietly. She looked at me, and I mouthed the word 'Sorry' to her. She shrugged back.

"Come on, Ellie, let's go, they need a break together." Alice said, and we walked out. I sat next to Alice and we started playing a card game I taught her. I was loosing, to my displeasure.

X- 19.4 minutes later. –X

Edward and Bella walked to us, when we had started a different game that Alice taught me, I was winning, and didn't want to stop. But we stopped anyway.

"We're good now." Bella said.

"Yes, and I'm not going to read any more of the Fanfiction stories." Edward said, a small shiver escaped him.

"That's good." Said Alice.

Silence for 12 seconds.

"Um… You know what we should do?" I said, breaking the silence and making to mood a bit happier.

The 2 vampires and vampire-to-be looked at me.

I smiled a mischievous smile.

"Karaoke."

Alice beamed. "Oh, my gosh! That is a great idea!" She jumped.

We started leaving, when I said. "I need to turn the computer off, I'll be there in a sec." They nodded. I ran to the computer.

I looked at the screen, still at the story that made Edward go mad. I looked at it, and saw, at the end of the chapter, that the 3 had killed Bella.

I am glad he didn't get to that.

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