Naruto the Musical

by StunningSpellRocks2345

Well take Naruto and random music with NARUHINA and a new sensei and you get this... its still the same team seven, Please before you read the story read the silly AN skit at the start it contains important info.

1. Act 1 The Begining

Okay hi Tina here, this idea has been bugging me for a while Naruto the Musical, some of these songs have been adapted to Naruto world, so please listen to the actual songs, or at least read the lyrics it will be fun. Please not that this is written in play format so like this PLEASE READ SKIT IMPORTANT INFO:

(Enter NARUTO, TINA, and SASUKE at a ramen stand in the real world. SASUKE standing in the corner behind the table, behind NARUTO with TINA across from NARUTO.)

Naruto: Tina, don't you have something else to say to your audience. (slurps ramen)

Tina: No… (looks around sheepishly)

Sasuke: Hn, sure, hn tch. (glares)

Tina: Fine. No I own nothing, not Naruto, not the songs not the characters, practically not even the plot seeing as this is mostly cannon until Shippuden anyway except he's smarter and much more clever, all I own is making it into a musical and using certain songs in some parts (sobs about how lame she is for not even owning the basic plot) Oh wait I forgot the small change THERE IS NO KAKASHI and HINATA AND NARUTO BECOME FRIENDS MUCH SOONER! (Seeing as it is naruhina) (giggles uncontrollable)

Naruto: (Jaw drops) WHAT DO YOU MEAN NO KAKASHI-SENSEI and THE STORY IS NARUHINA?

Tina: Well you have a new, much better sensei, her name is Hatake Hisa, she is Kakashi's cousin, and she is Itachi's age, and she has long silver hair, pale blue almost gray eyes and a really cool Kekki Genki. And it is naruhina because that is the smexiest pairing ever!

Sasuke: Hn, so do I.

Tina: Yea well can the sharingan, make their opponent incapable of all major elemental jutsu and then use that chakra against them for there own attacks?

Sasuke: Hn well no I guess not, but what's it weakness? Every Kekki Genki has a weakness, tch.

Tina: Well duh, she isn't super powerful, you have to have done conditional training for every element to be able to use it and you have to be able do at least one jutsu on your own power with that element with out help from someone else's chakra AND you have to know jutsu for that element.

Naruto: Well what's this thing called, it has to have a name.

Tina: Amayagan, Night Rain Eyes because of the way the amayagan shows itself it causes a series of moving dots that look like rain and each person has a silver blue tear shaped tattoo that glows when activated. Hisa is an ANBU captain assigned to this team for a very specific reason that shall not be disclosed at this time.

So everyone got that, well here is my story that has been practically begging to be written.

Characters in Act 1:

Uzumaki Naruto, Main Character

Sarutobi, Third Hokage

ANBU

Jonin
Chunin

Teuchi, owner of Ichiracku Ramen

Iruka, Chunin instructor at the academy

Ino, academy student

Sakura, academy student

Sasuke, academy student

Shikamaru, academy student

Choji, academy student

Kiba, academy student

Hinata, academy student

Shino, academy student

Yuki, academy student

Mizuki, Chunin instructor at the academy

Act 1 The Start, Scene 1 The Beginning

(Enter BABY NARUTO with seal on his stomach crying. Enter SARUTOBI.)

Sarutobi: Ah (picks up BABY NARUTO) Uzumaki Naruto you have saved us all, you are a hero. Never forget that.

(SARUTOBI walks off stage carrying BABY NARUTO. The light dim and go off before he reaches his exit stage Left)

Act 1, Scene 2 The Chase

(Enter NARUTO being chased by ANBU, JONIN, and CHUNIN Hokage monument in the background painted in full color with all four Hokages faces extremely goofy. NARUTO singing the opening song ONE JUMP AHEAD (from Aladdin) http:(slash)(slash)www(dot)youtube(dot)com(slash)watch?v=fPMHbUTcUXE)

Naruto: Gotta keep
One jump ahead of the ANBU
One swing ahead of the kunai

(NARUTO dodges a volley of kunai being shot at him)

Naruto: I prank only when I'm bored

(And That's all the time!)
One jump ahead of the Jonin
that's all, and that's no joke
These guys don't appreciate I'm bored
(NARUTO ducks under a CHUNIN trying to grab him from behind and goes left into a JONIN but uses KAWARIMI JUTSU with a near by chair)

Crowed chasing Naruto: Riffraff! Street rat! Demon! Take that!

Naruto: Just a little prank, guys

Crowd: Rip him open, take him down, guys

NARUTO ducks into ICHIRACKU ramen, where TEUCHI, places a bowl of ramen for NARUTO to quickly eat.)

Naruto: I can take a hint, gotta face the facts

You're my only friend Teuchi!

(STORE KEEPER FROM THE STAND NEXT TO ICHIRACKU is standing in NARUTO's way so they collide)

Store Keeper: Who?
Oh, It's sad Naruto hit the bottom
He's become a one-man rise in crime
I'd blame parents except he hasn't got 'em

Naruto: Gotta run to live, gotta prank because I'm bored
Tell you all about it when I got the time!

(NARUTO jumps on to the roofs of KONOHA'S population, to doge being cornered by ANBU)
One jump ahead of the slowpokes
One skip ahead of my doom
Next time gonna use a nom de plume
One jump ahead of the hitman
One hit ahead of the flock
I think I'll take a stroll around the block

(NARUTO jumps from the roof to the next in a spinning ball narrowly missing all weapons thrown at him)

Crowd: Stop, thief! Vandal! Demon! Scandal!

Naruto: Let's not be too hasty
Random person on the street: Still I think he's rather tasty
Gotta run to live, gotta prank because I'm bored
Otherwise we'd get along

Crowd: Wrong!
Naruto: One jump ahead of the hoof beats
Crowd: Vandal!
Naruto: One hop ahead of the hump
Crowd: Street rat!
Naruto: One trick ahead of disaster
Crowd: Scoundrel!
Naruto: They're quick, but I'm much faster
Crowd: Take that!
Naruto:Here goes, better throw my hand in
Wish me happy landin'
All I gotta do is juuuuuuuuuuuummmppppppp...

(NARUTO doges various weapons being throw but jumping down from a four story building)

Naruto: I'm alive (looks down to make sure his eyes aren't playing tricks on him) Yahoo, I am the great Uzumaki Naruto future Hokage.

(Enter IRUKA coming up behind NARUTO, who is doing a victory dance consisting of CHIKEN NOODLE SOUP, the MONKEY, SOLJA BOY (the crank that part), and the TWIST, NARUTO is just about to go in to the ELECTRIC SLIDE)

Iruka: Having fun there Naruto?

Naruto: Oh yea, Iruka-Sensei, you should try it. (NARUTO stops mid clap in the electric slide) I'm in trouble aren't I? (Rubs the back of his head sheepishly)

Iruka: (Evil smirk) Yes, Naruto you are.

(Scene fades out with IRUKA dragging a miraculously hog tied screaming NARUTO off stage right)

Act 1, Scene 3 The Academy

(Enter a class of twenty students sitting in their desks, unheard muttering and conversations going on. Enter IRUKA and NARUTO. IRUKA throws the hog tied NARUTO on the floor and calls roll. Scene starts right after roll)

Iruka: Seeing as Naruto here decided to be troublesome and prank Hokage monument we will be having a pop quiz on Henge No Jutsu.

Class: (random shouts of protest)

Iruka: Starting alphabetically with Shino. I want you to transform into me alright everyone.

(Everyone transforms into perfect replicas of IRUKA, until NARUTO takes the stage her transforms into NARUKO an older naked female version of himself with two long blonde pig tails)

Naruko: Is this ok Seeeeenseiiiiii~? (Pouts cutely)

(IRUKA flies backwards with blood gushing out of his nose, NARUKO transforms back into NARUTO)

Iruka: Naruto! You are now going to clean up all of the paint on Hokage monument!

Naruto: Don't worry Sensei this time I used the really easy paint that will come off easily. BUT IT STILL ISN"T FAIR, I did make a believable henge so there. (Pout like frowny face)

Act 1, Scene 4 The clean up

(Enter NARUTO scrubbing Hokage monument, with IRUKA in the background)

Iruka: Hurry up and finish, don't you want to go home?

Naruto: Why? It's not like I have any one to go home to, that's why I didn't bother to clean this the easy way.

Iruka: (looks skeptical) There is an easier way to clean this?

Naruto: Yea watch. (puts finger in a ram sign) Kai.

(The half painted monument suddenly become clear, IRUKA looks amazed and NARUTO looks sad because now he has to go to his most likely trashed apartment. IRUKA catches the look)

Iruka: Naruto do you want to go out for ramen?

Naruto: (nods enthusiastically) Hell Yea!

(IRUKA and NARUTO walking together toward ICHIRACKU ramen, while people on the street mutter and glare at NARUTO. Enter ICHIRACKU ramen stand in view with TEUCHI and AYAME cooking ramen)

Naruto: Hey Teuchi, Ayame have enough ramen left for me and Iruka sensei.

Teuchi: We always have enough for out favorite customer.

(NARUTO slurping down around three bowls of ramen with IRUKA still on his first bowl)

Naruto: Hey sensei, can I wear your Hiate for just a second, pretty please (looks up with big shining eyes)

Iruka: Sorry Naruto this is more than just a head band this is everything that makes me a ninja of Konohagakure and I am not willing to give that up to anyone.

Naruto: Bye Iruka sensei. See you tomorrow.

Iruka: (puts money on the table) Bye Naruto.

(Scene end with IRUKA patting NARUTO on the head and the two walk off opposite ends of the stage)

Act 1, Scene 5 The disappointment

(Enter class room filled with anxious kid ready to take their graduation exam INO and SAKURA with other assorted fan girls kissing up to SASUKE. SHIKAMARU is sleeping at his desk with CHOJI sitting and munching on a bag of chips. KIBA is attempting to engage HINATA in conversation which is not working. SHINO is calmly observing everything with patience and waiting to take the exams. Enter NARUTO running in the classroom barely on time)

Iruka: We will start the practical exam with Zen Yuki and end with Aburame Shino.

(Enter NARUTO stage left in the small room off the main class room containing IRUKA and MIZUKI, when asked to perform a BUNSHIN NO JUTSU he failed crating a half dead single clone.)

Iruka: YOU FAIL!

Mizuki: Surely Iruka you could pass him?

Naruto: Yea, yea surely you could pass me sensei?

Iruka: I'm sorry Naruto I am unable to do that.

Naruto: But sensei please just-

Iruka: No Naruto I'm sorry you fail.

(NARUTO exits stage right into the court yard and walks over to the swings where he sits down and sings the next number BOULEVARD OF BROKEN DREAMS (by greenday) while the adults talk about him http:(slash)(slash)www(dot)youtube(dot)com(slash)watch?v=b0tANClatNY)

Naruto: (looking out at all the families congratulating their kids) I walk a lonely road
The only one that I have ever known
Don't know where it goes
But it's home to me and I walk alone
I walk this empty street
On the Boulevard of broken dreams

Parent: (looks over at NARUTO) Look I see the demon didn't graduate.
Naruto: (pretends not to hear) Where the city sleeps
And I'm the only one and I walk alone
I walk alone
I walk alone
I walk alone

Second Parent: (responds to the other) It's probably better he didn't, we couldn't trust our lives to that thing.
Naruto: (Voice breaks on first note) I walk a
My shadow's the only one that walks beside me
My shallow hearts the only thing that's beating
Sometimes I wish someone out there will find me
'Til then I walk alone

First Parent: Yea I mean he's already killed so many people.
Naruto: (a tear runs down his check) Ah-Ah Ah-Ah Ah-Ah Ahhh-Ah
Ah-Ah Ah-Ah Ah-Ah
I'm walking down the line
That divides me somewhere in my mind
On the border line of the edge
And where I walk alone
Read between the lines of what's
Fucked up and everything's all right
Check my vital signs to know I'm still alive

Third Parent: Sh you know we are not to speak about that incident, however I agree to boy is a menace. (Glares in NARUTO's direction)
Naruto: (sighs a split second before singing while more tears flow) And I walk alone
I walk alone
I walk alone
I walk alone
I walk a
My shadow's the only one that walks beside me
My shallow hearts the only thing that's beating
Sometimes I wish someone out there would find me
'Til then I'll walk alone...
Ah-Ah Ah-Ah Ah-Ah
Ahhh-Ah Ah-Ah Ah-Ah
I walk alone
I walk a
I walk this empty street
On the Boulevard of broken dreams
Where the city sleeps
And I'm the only one and I walk a...
My shadows the only one that walks beside me
My shallow hearts the only thing that's beating
Sometimes I wish someone out there will find me
'Til then I'll walk alone

(Enter MIZUKI stage right walking over to NARUTO who is crying on the swings.)

Mizuki: Naruto, did you know there is a second way to graduate?

Naruto: (eyes shining big and bright looking up at MIZUKI) Really? (sniffle)

Mizuki: Yea you have to go into Hokage's vault and find the forbidden scroll of seals and all you have to do is learn one jutsu from it. (Whispers rest in NARUTO's ear.)

(Both MIZUKI and NARUTO exit in opposite directions, they fade out of view and a single light enters on stage, singling out a figure who heard almost everything HINATA)

Act 1, Scene 6 The fight

(Enter NARUTO in a forest reading a rather large scroll and attempting KAGE BUNSHIN NO JUTSU. Enter IRUKA stage left.)

Iruka: NARUTO what on earth do you think you are doing?

Naruto: Ano ano Iruka sensei, did I pass, did I pass? See Kage Bunshin no Jutsu. (Several NARUTOs fill the forest. IRUKA has a shocked look on his face. NARUTOs start jumping up and down)

Iruka: Naruto it's called a forbidden scroll for a reason. This is not authorized so why would you pass?

Naruto: Mizuki sensei said I could pass if I did this and learned one jutsu from it. (jumping up and down slows)

(Enter MIZUKI from far right corner of the stage; he looks as though he went slightly mad with a crazed look in his eyes)

Mizuki: I see you found the demon brat Iruka.

Iruka: Naruto is not a demon.

Mizuki: Naruto do you want to know why everyone hates you do you?

Iruka: NO Mizuki it is forbidden.

Mizuki: Twelve years ago the Kyubi attacked Konoha, and the fourth Hokage was said to have killed (glares down at NARUTO) You can't kill a demon so he sealed it, in you. Don't you get it that's why everyone hates you? You are the Kyubi no Yoko, look even Iruka hates you, you're responsible for his parents death.

(MIZUKI throws one of the over sized shuriken which is aimed toward NARUTO but IRUKA jumps in front of the weapon and takes the hit)

Iruka: I don't hate you Naruto (coughs up blood) I don't blame for their deaths. You are no one but Uzumaki Naruto never forget that.

Naruto: Iruka sensei (sniffles) THAT'S IT YOUR GOING DOWN MIZUKI!

(NARUTO calls out his KAGE BUNSHIN NO JUTSU and the forest fills with thousands of NARUTOs. NARUTO then proceeds to have his CLONES kick MIZUKI in to the air and more CLONES kick MIZUKI into the ground leaving a satisfied NARUTO and a proud IRUKA. Enter SARUTOBI and ANBU stage right into the forest.)

Sarutobi: Naruto, now that you know does it upset you about the Kyubi does that change anything? (worriedly)

Naruto: Not a thing old man I'm still gonna get that hat, believe it.

(ANBU escort a beaten MIZUKI off stage right. NARUTO then walks off in the same direction with IRUKA and SARATOBI following close behind. All the lights fade out, but one and it shows HINATA hiding behind a tree)

Act 1, Scene 7

(Enter SARUTOBI looking in his crystal ball; the picture is a run down apartment building. Enter a bright white light and now the scene is what is going on in the crystal ball. Enter NARUTO from the door on the far back wall. The apartment has word painted on it like "Die Demon" and "How could you become a ninja" and all the windows broken on every wall, the furniture is in relatively good condition. A mirror stands in the corner shattered. NARUTO looks at him self in the mirror and sings the next number 'Dirty Little Secret' by the All American Rejects http:(slash)(slash)www(Dot)youtube(dot)com(slash)watch?v=PzaXHnNWmIg)

Naruto: (slightly sadly starts sining)Let me know what I've done wrong
When I haven't known it all along
I prank around a time or two
Just to waste my time with you

(NARUTO looks at himself in the mirror and talks to himself as though maybe it get through to Kyubi)

Naruto: Tell me all that you've thrown away
Find out games you don't wanna play
You are the only one that needs to know
I'll keep you my dirty little secret
(Dirty little secret)
Don't tell anyone or you'll be just another regret
(Just another regret, hope that you can keep it)

My dirty little secret
Who has to know

(NARUTO walks away but then turns around and punches the mirror. Then NARUTO walks away with some blood on his hand.

Naruto: When we live such fragile lives
It's the best way we survive
I prank around a time or two
Just to waste my time with you
Tell me all that you've thrown away
Find out games you don't wanna play
You are the only one that needs to know
I'll keep you my dirty little secret
(Dirty little secret)
Don't tell anyone or you'll be just another regret
(Just another regret, hope that you can keep it)
My dirty little secret
Who has to know

(NARUTO walks over to his bed and starts crying slightly because he know that if anyone else would find out they would just treat him thw same as everyone else does.)

Naruto: The way I feels inside (inside)
Those thoughts I can't deny (deny)
These sleeping thoughts won't lie (won't lie)
And all I've tried to hide
It's eating me apart
Trace this life out
I'll keep you my dirty little secret
(Dirty little secret)
Don't tell anyone or you'll be just another regret
(Just another regret)
I'll keep you my dirty little secret
(Dirty little secret)
Don't tell anyone or you'll be just another regret
(Just another regret, hope that you can keep it)
My dirty little secret
Dirty little secret
Dirty little secret
Who has to know
Who has to know

(NARUTO cries slightly with his head on his knees. When HINATA jumps through the window)

Hinata: Ano ano N-Na-Naruto-kun (Pushes forefingers together) I he-heard th-the whole thing from th-the Kyu-Kyubi to ju-just now. Ano ano-

Naruto: (head shoots up, looks scathingly up at her) You hate me too now? Anyway why have you been following me anyway?

Hinata: I do-don't hate yo-you Naruto-kun. I-I don't ca-care a-a-about Kyu-Kyubi.

Naruto: (Looks up with wide eyes) Really? (HINATA nods) Thank you Hinata-chan!

(Enter bright flash of light and we are back in SARUTOBI's office, looking down at the crystal ball where NARUTO is fanning a faint HINATA after NARUTO hugs her.)

End of Act 1 The Start

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Hi Tina here from Stunningspellrocks234 Inc., well it is not a company, but any way I would care for any type of review, from constructive crit. To praises for me to update Act 2, which (if I don't get side tract and off topic or loose this muse it should be updated soon. If you liked this I really suggest you take a look at my Karaoke one shots there One of those girls, Circus and How far we've come, also if your into Harry Potter I have a cute fluffy HHR one shot and a lovely fairy tale parody type fic which you can suggest things for me to write (no one gave me any idea, hence the lack of an update) so yea, also if you want I've been thinking about doing the same thing with Naruto, but due to the stories lack of response I have been hesitant to start the other one…. Okay Tina time to stop rambleing and say it one last time REVIEW I mean it TAKES 5 SECONDS to type a GOOD or a NEEDS WORK or a IT'S DECENT AND COULD USE SOME WORK. Heck if you wanted to copy and past those on the dang review.