The scene opens on a dusty old warehouse room. There's a raised stage area, covered by part of the roof which has fallen in, which goes to the back wall. There is also a door on the back wall which has fallen off the hinges marked with sign that says "Naughty Closet" in peeling black paint. The large doors at the other end of the warehouse swing open creating a large cloud of dust shrouding the figure standing at the door. As the dust clears, the figure is seen to be a chubby girl about five feet tall. She is wearing a simple outfit of a large baggy black hoodie and green cargo pants with heavy-looking black boots tucked into them. This contradicts her childish appearance mostly made by the thick plastic frames of her glasses which frame her face.

She stands up on the stage and a smirk crosses her face as she produces a small silver laptop that among other things feature Hollywood sticker and a blue and yellow equality sign. She sets it on a battered desk to the side of the stage, and puts her arms in the air, her hoodie sleeves covering her hands save for her thumbs through the holes cut in the sleeves that she probably insists is for style. The girl, with her arms in the air, looks over the wrecked, abandoned stage and speaks.

Iggy: Author Powers, RESTORE!

-everything is restored to like new-

Iggy: -smirk- Now, BRING ME MY SUBJECTS.

-a batch of very confused nations appear, some still in their pajamas because time zones-

Iggy: Now, I need a co-host. POWERS, OC.

-Another nation appears, he looks a lot like America, only smaller and with more golden than dirty blond hair that dips down over the bridge of his nose instead of sticking up like America's Nantucket. He is wearing a red flannel shirt, suspenders and dusty jeans tucked into equally dusty work boots.-

Iggy: -turns to crowd of confused nations- Alright, so, welcome to CutelittleMouseygirl's Hetalia: Truth or Dare, where we cater to Hetalians old and young who want to torment their favorite countries!

America: What's with the short angry army chick?

England: No idea.

Iggy: I'm CutelittleMouseygirl herself, but you can all call me Iggy! It says it on the back of my hoodie, see? -turns around to reveal the white lettering on her hoodie that says "Iggy" with a heart after it, this is legit a hoodie I own, I wear it everywhere yes people do ask if I mean Iggy Azalea or whatever and I don't-

England: Fair enough, but who's the one with you? He isn't a nation.

Iggy: Oh yes he is! This is Jason G. Jones, the Confederate States of America.

America: Um, that's not a thing anymore.

Iggy: True, so mostly he's just Southern and kind of... Southern... yeah. You all can call him South.

South: -looks America over- Hm. Can I push him into that there pit? -points at pit that is filling with curious young females-

Iggy: Yeah, sure. If those girls don't rip him apart then the fall might break his neck!

South: -shoves America into the pit-

Girls: -inhuman screaming as they tear at America's clothes but like there's only ten of them right now so good luck-

America: THIS IS MAKING ME VERY UNCOMFORTABLE. -squirming-

-the screaming attracted thousands more girls who quickly fill the pit and overpower America-

Iggy: And now we have a fangirl pit, like all the old fics used to!

South: ...'old fics?' You're 17.

Iggy: Yeah and I was in the fanbase when these fics were popular, when I was 12!

England: You're not 12? Hm, you don't look it.

Iggy: -presses button and England is flung into the fanpit via a hidden springboard-

England: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!

Iggy: Anyway, the way this works is you send in embarrassing questions for literally any character, and yes, I have 2p!nations in here. -points at 2p!England- See?

2p!England: -notices the attention is on him- -cheerfully waves-

Iggy: An example would be like, "England is springboarded into the fanpit" or "America and Canada have to go in the Naughty Closet together."

South: That's gay. -disgust-

Iggy: It's legal! Welcome to Seattle, where gay marriage was always a thing!

South: -huffs since he's out-numbered on that topic-

Iggy: Also you can torment South since he is actually a walking heap of trash.

South: Hey!

Iggy: -hugs South- but he is also my favorite OC which is why he is here.

South: Send things so she leaves me alone, for the love of God!

So, I guess send things in. Also if anyone is interested read "A Civil War Tale" for dirt on South. Read it, love it, send a review!