A/N reade Ace timelord fiorst

"I HAZ 2 SCHOOL AGIAN?!" scrims phoenix aftor he remombered dat DD case. "yeh u scrub, lern somethingk" and shadi smith was gooone.

dis wasnt evon barester school or ivy U it was schole bac with oldienne teach?! "wat is this lies! i wanna be big again" cris foenix cuz hes smaller dan pearls or something. "lol y u cring guy" sys larry.

"halp me larry, im 2 small!" sys phoenix. su larry put sum extra sox in his shoes. "Juice go to school phoenix" sys larry

"hmm, ur finalise here phoenix!" sys edgeyworth liek de kool guy he is pointingk his finger. "ok boi, karma killed ur dad" phoenix sys. "wat" and edgey lucked liek he wuz shot.

everythongk went grey and doc brownies came out "gr8t scott! u juiced tried 2 breakies time again! u needle pretond ur from dis tiem!". "ok den" sys phoenix. "LOL DAT WAS JOKE EDGEWORTH U SHULDA SEEN UR FACE" laughs phoenix. Edgeworth is the confused.

"ok its tiem 4 class u stoopid kids" scrims Oldienne Teach. "dafuq y do i hab 2 deal wit her?" sys phoenix. "ALWRIGHT eeets sTUDY tIEM!?" she scrims. dey all study liek good japafornia kids.

"dis is boarding" sys larry butz and he tries 2 Escaaape but Oldienne Teach just slaps him hand clals him a flailure. hes crying nowe. "lol u studont cnant do anythongk cuz im de teacher!" she sys.

"wat. dats a lie" ssys phoenix. but she slaps him and maks him do his work. "hmmm ok, wat do i wanna be wen i gruw up..." phoenix thinks. "well, im a defonce atorrney but most kids wanna be astronauticals, so ill do dat" he writes on de paper.

"hmm vory gud. u wana be an astronauticals, juice liek my cat!" scrims oldienne. "yeh, yeh u old bag" and phoenix didneyd more work. "alwright u stoopids iiits break time, go away" scrims oldienne.

Phoenix, larry and edgey were tlalking together. "i dunt liek dis crazy teach, lets escaaape from her" sys phoenix. "alri i gut a plan" edgey puls out his phone.

AFTER DA RECESS

"Alri u stoopids we be doing algebra now" sys oldienne. "you foolish fool of a fool! dey dont wanna do algebra!" sys 5 year old franzieska. "stupid little grill, go bak 2 baby schoool" scrims oldienne.

*Whip* *whip* franizeka whips. "ow dat hurts" and oldienne surplexes her out de windoe. "Now dat dats finieshed..." oldienne turns around. BUT 3 STUDONTS WARE MISSINGK!

"wat is dis escaaaaaaaaping?!" SCRIMS oldienne. "SCHATTER BOIYZ!" ROAWRS an irish guy. suddonly de hole class schattered. "dafuq, now I hab 2 chase de class" cris oldienne.

"CAAAAAATS!" scrims oldienne and dey all gut together. "i want u all to rekt de kids" scrims oldienne teach. de cats all gut der rekting coats on.

de 3 koooly kids were stilll running away. "we gotta get further" phoenix huffed and puffed. cats started jumpingk from trees and stuff. "Quick, in there!" sys edgey.

Dey run into de buildingk NAD ITS DE POLICE STATION. "wtf is dat organ music" sys larry. "Why its my tune" claps gant. "please sir, help us. ders des crazy cats tryna kidnap us" sys edgey. "m'kay, as de chief of police ill help u guys"

den a CAT BREAKS DE WINDOW OPEEEEN. "wat, dats new" sys gant. de cat gave him a letter. Gant reade de letter "sorry kids u habe to go back 2 class, im de chief of police". "damn" sys phoenix.

BACK IN DE CLASSSS.

"aleright, spelllingks tiome" sys oldienne. "wat is dis trash, wen can i leave dis school" scr ims phoenix. "in 10 years" keks oldienne.

"OBJECTIOOOOOON! IM LEAVING NOW!" RAWRS PHOENIX. his objection rips a wuuuurmhole and he goes thru time. Doc brownies pops up "alwright, ill let u off dis time, but your goingk 2 de new future". "huh?"

to be continude in Phoenix Wright Ace Astronaut

A/n School is literallly hells, chek de word count