A/N: This story is about me and my sister in law Bloodytears87 as the main characters. What happens when the Akatsuki kidnap Konoha's Chaos Twins? Mayhem and laughter ensue.
Chapter 1
Baki walked around Konoha for awhile waiting for the Sand siblings. Suddenly he was knocked down by something. Whatever it was, jumped up and hurried on its way. A few minutes later somebody appeared next to him.
"Are you alright?" a man asked.
"Hai. What the hell was that anyway?" asked Baki. The man extended his hand and helped pull Baki to his feet.
"Our sisters. They heard their boyfriends were here and had to go look for them." said a second man.
"Sisters? They must have been running pretty fast to knock me down like that." Baki stated. The men laughed.
"I'm really sorry they did that. They could have at least stopped long enough to apologize." said the first man.
"It's alright. No harm done." Baki said. He wiped the dust off his forehead protector and faced the men.
"You're from Suna? Then you know Gaara-kun and Kankuro-kun!" said the second man. Baki looked at them surprised.
"Hai, I'm their squad leader, Baki. How do you know them?" he asked.
"They are dating our sisters. I'm Genma, and this is Izumo." the first man said.
"Genma and Izumo? You're sisters are Jesshika and Saara, right?" Baki asked. The men nodded.
"That's right. We were just heading to a nearby club. Why don't you join us for a drink? It's the least we can do for our sisters mowing you over like that." said Izumo. Genma nodded his agreement.
"Alright, thank you." said Baki. Genma and Izumo led Baki to the opposite side of the village to a big building with many neon lights shining in the afternoon sun. There were many people waiting to get in. Baki looked surprised at the amount of people waiting.
"What is this place?" he asked.
"This is Club Kendo. One of the hottest spots for shinobi." said Izumo.
"How are we going to get in? There is a long line." asked Baki.
"Just watch." said Genma. He walked up to the front of the line with Baki and Izumo in tow.
"Hey man, can you let us in? We're late and our dates are gonna kill us!" he said.
"How late is late?" asked the bouncer.
"Almost two hours." said Izumo trying his best to look sheepish. The bouncer whistled.
"You better get on in there and be praying to sweet Lord Kami they forgive you! You better be prepared to pay up." he said. Izumo and Genma made a show of bowing their heads. Baki quickly followed suit.
"Don't remind us. I'm going broke just thinking about it." replied Genma. The bouncer laughed and moved out of the way so the men could enter.
"I can't believe you did that." said Baki once they were inside. Genma and Izumo laughed.
"That's just how it's done. Now, where the hell is everyone else?" Izumo asked looking around.
"Izumo-kun! Over here!" someone yelled. The guys spun around and looked in the direction of the voice. A tall woman with short purple hair was standing up waving at them. Genma gave a short wave back to let her know he saw her and began to make his way to the table. Izumo and Baki followed close behind. Once they reached the table they sat down and ordered a drink.
"Hey lover, you gonna take me home tonight?" the woman asked. Genma smiled at her as she slid into his lap.
"You know I can't. What would my boyfriend say, Anko?" Genma laughed. Baki just stared at them.
"Speaking of, where the hell are those guys?" asked Izumo. Anko turned to look at him.
"Raidou and Kotetsu went to pull that workaholic Ibiki out of the dungeon." she said. Baki looked confused.
"The dungeon is what we call the ANBU headquarters. Ibiki is the head of the Torture and Interrogation squad." answered Anko.
"I've heard of him. He's really good at what he does." Baki said. Suddenly Anko jumped up and started waving her arms like mad.
"Hey they're here and they have him with them!" she yelled excitedly.
"Are you dating one of them?" asked Baki, curious of the woman's antics. Anko looked shocked before breaking out into an evil grin.
"They are all my lovers." she said. Baki's mouth dropped open. Genma and Izumo laughed.
"Anko be nice. She's just joking. She is with Aoba Yamashiro." said Genma.
"Yeah, but he is away on a mission." said Anko poutily. Izumo rolled his eyes.
"Anko, how many times do I have to tell you? You can't have my man all to yourself all the time!" said Raidou as he approached the table. Anko looked up with a grin.
"Wanna share him?" she asked waggling her eyebrows.
"Um...How about...no? He's all mine tonight." Raidou answered. Anko crossed her arms and tried to look pouty before she burst out laughing and moved off Genma's lap.
"Are they always like this?" Baki whispered to Izumo. He nodded.
"And they haven't even drank anything yet." he whispered back.
"Hey no keeping secrets at the table!" yelled Kotetsu as he sat down next to Izumo. Baki and Izumo laughed.
"So, you gonna introduce us to your friend, Izumo?" asked Raidou.
"This is Baki. He's squad leader for the Sand siblings. Baki, that's Raidou, Kotetsu and this anti-social guy here is Ibiki." said Izumo. Everyone said hello except for Ibiki who just nodded and ordered a drink.
"Don't worry; Ibiki is like this with everyone. Once he has a few drinks he actually becomes human." Izumo whispered.
"I heard that, Kamizuki!" Ibiki said glaring at him.
"I told you that won't work on me. I'm used to it by now." laughed Izumo. Everyone else joined in the laughter, including Baki. Throughout the afternoon, Baki enjoyed the antics of Anko and the others. Even the anti-social Ibiki was beginning to loosen up. Baki found himself watching the quiet man often. There was something about the man that Baki could not quite put his finger on. Shrugging, he decided to not dwell on it and enjoy himself, for soon he would have to leave their company and return to the hotel. While deep in thought, he felt a slight tapping on his shoulder. He looked up into the chocolate brown eyes of Anko.
"Baki, wanna dance?" she asked. Baki just stared at her, not really comprehending what she was asking.
"Uh what?" he said with a confused look on his face. Anko laughed at him.
"I asked if you wanted to dance." she said. Baki nodded and stood up.
"Alright, but I'm not very good at it." he said. Anko smiled at him.
"Don't worry it's a slow one." she said. She led Baki to the middle of the floor and wrapped her arms around his neck. He put his hands on her hips tentatively not really sure what he was doing.
"You're doing fine, Baki. Just relax." Anko laughed. Baki blushed and did as she told him. He found himself swaying to the music and enjoying the dance. Soon he felt a tap on his shoulder. He looked up to see a strange man beside him.
"Can I cut in?" he asked. Baki looked to Anko who was smiling.
"It's alright, Baki. This is Aoba Yamashiro. Aoba this is Baki. He's the Sand siblings' squad leader." said Anko.
"Nice to meet you. I heard your boys picked two of the most difficult kunoichi's to date." Aoba said.
"I do not really know the girls that well. I've only seen them a few times." Baki replied.
"Then you will be most surprised when you do get to know them." Anko said. Baki stepped back and nodded to Aoba. He turned back to Anko.
"Thanks for the dance, Anko." he said.
"No problem." she replied. Baki left the crowded floor and went back to the table. The only one sitting there was Ibiki. He looked up as Baki sat down.
"Everyone else dancing, I take it?" Baki asked. Ibiki nodded.
"Yes. Genma and Raidou just went up." he said.
"Ah. Would you happen to know Jesshika and Saara?"
"You mean Jesshika Shiranui and Saara Kamizuki? I know them. What about them?" Ibiki answered uninterested.
"They are dating my two squad mates and I don't know much about them. Anko's man said they were the most difficult kunoichi's." Baki stated. Ibiki raised his brow.
"Difficult is an understatement. I wouldn't even sick those two on Orochimaru." Ibiki shuddered. Baki noticed the man's reaction.
"Are they that bad?" he inquired. Just then Izumo, Kotetsu, Genma and Raidou sat down.
"Who are we talking about? asked Kotetsu.
"Jesshika and Saara." answered Ibiki. Kotetsu and Raidou paled. Baki looked at them curiously.
"Why is everyone afraid of them?" asked Baki. The men looked at each other.
"When those two are by themselves they are fine, but if they are ever together watch your back." said Kotetsu.
"It's even worse if they are teamed up with Naruto and Kiba." said Raidou. Genma and Izumo looked at each other and laughed.
"Don't let them fool you. They aren't that difficult." Genma stated. Ibiki choked on his drink and spoke up.
"Not that difficult? We put them in the same room as one of our prisoners who wouldn't speak and they had him broke in under an hour!" he exclaimed. Baki gaped at the man.
"Seriously?" he said. Ibiki nodded.
"That guy couldn't wait for Ibiki to come back in." said Anko as she joined them. Just then a young man came running up to them, followed by a tall silver-haired ninja.
"Genma, Izumo! There you are! You better come quick." said the young man. Genma looked over at him.
"Iruka, what's the matter?" he asked. Iruka started to speak but the silver haired ninja beat him to it.
"Two words: your sisters." he said. Genma and Izumo jumped to their feet.
"What did they do this time, Kakashi?" asked Izumo nervously.
"They haven't done it yet, but if they find Sakura, they are gonna..." started Iruka.
"Kill her!" finished Raidou. Iruka nodded.
"Seriously, does that girl have a death wish or something? You'd think she'd learn to leave those two alone by now." Anko said shaking her head and standing up.
"We better go head them off. Let's go." said Izumo. Everyone stood up and followed him out of the club. Baki leaned over towards Ibiki and whispered to him.
"Why not let ANBU handle this?" he asked. Ibiki snorted and looked at the man.
"ANBU are terrified of them." he said. Baki paled. How could ANBU be afraid of two young women? He was not sure he wanted to find out, but he followed the rest of them anyway. Soon they were near the training grounds where they could hear a lot of yelling. Genma and Izumo ran as fast as they could towards the voices. Everyone else followed suit.
"Jesshika! Saara! What the hell do you think you're doing?" shouted Genma. We stopped briefly to look behind us before turning back.
"Gennie-tou-san, just stay out of it. Skankura here just has a big mouth that needs to be shut permanently." I said never taking my eyes off of the girl cowering in front of me.
"You can't kill her. Tsunade would have your hides if you did." Izumo reasoned. Saara and I looked at each other and shrugged. We pulled back our fists and got ready to throw them at the pink haired girl. Just as we reared back, we were tackled to the ground by a blonde and brunette blur. When the others saw who it was, they sighed in relief. Baki looked around confused.
"What just happened?" he asked. Ibiki recovered first.
"Sakura got saved from probably certain death by Naruto and Kiba." he said. Baki blanched.
"Certain death? They really would have killed her?" he asked incredulously.
"If not for their interference, they would have." Ibiki stated. Baki looked at Ibiki with a surprised look on his face.
"Why would they kill their own comrade? Are they really that dangerous?" he asked. Ibiki nodded.
"They are only dangerous when they need to be. Or when someone pisses them off or crosses them." he said. Naruto and Kiba stood up, each having one of the girl's over their shoulder. Raidou and Kotetsu were carrying Sakura off to her home.
"Same place, Genma-sensei?" asked Naruto.
"Yup, you know the drill." Genma answered. Naruto and Kiba nodded before taking off towards the gates.
"Where are they taking them?" asked Baki curious. Genma turned to him.
"A small area just outside the gates. Naruto and Kiba knocked them out so they could take them easier. It won't be a pretty sight when they come to, so it's safer for them to be out there rather than here in the village." he said.
"I see. I think I better go find Kankuro and Gaara to see if they know how dangerous those two are." Baki muttered. Genma and Izumo laughed.
"That's what caught their interest in the first place. According to Kankuro-kun, Jesshika and Saara were the first ones to scare the hell out of him and Gaara." Izumo said. Baki whipped his head around.
"They scared Gaara? How the hell did that happen?" he asked. Ibiki put his hand on his shoulder.
"Why don't we go find those students of yours? I will explain on the way. Genma, you and Izumo had better get going. Naruto and Kiba won't be able to hold those two for long." he said. Genma nodded.
"Right. Let's go. See ya around, Baki." he replied waving as they left. Ibiki and Baki headed back towards town.
"Why would they go after that girl? From the sounds of it, they do it often." Baki said.
"Those two and Sakura are like oil and water. They just don't mix." Ibiki said.
"Why? What could make them want to kill her?" Baki asked confused. He did not understand how two people could honestly want to kill their own comrade. What did the pink haired kunoichi do to make them like that?
"Well, as long as I can remember, those two have been inseparable. Jesshika's parents were killed when she was five and Saara's parents threw her out when they learned of her support for her brother Izumo." explained Ibiki.
"How did Jesshika's parents get killed?" Baki asked quietly.
"During an invasion with Orochimaru. Genma was only twenty when he had to take over as guardian. Genma's raised her by himself. Well, until Izumo's parents threw him and Saara out. They ended up moving in with Genma and Jesshika for a while. Since then you never see one without the other." said Ibiki. They walked and talked until they reached the hotel. Baki and Ibiki stood outside not saying anything. Baki finally broke the silence.
"What will happen to those two when Lady Tsunade finds out?" he asked out of curiosity. Ibiki sighed.
"Most likely she will send them on a mission somewhere far away from Sakura until they calm down. With how riled up those two were, it will probably be an assassination mission or something." he stated calmly. Baki's jaw dropped.
"Assassination mission? Are you kidding me?" Baki cried. Ibiki shook his head.
"Nope, they are both quite good at it. Everyday most of us take bets on how long it'll be before they kill Sakura." he said. Baki gulped and looked away.
"I guess I better get up to my room. I need to see the siblings. Thank the others for taking me out with them. It was definitely...interesting." he said.
"With those two girls, it's always interesting. What are you doing tomorrow?" asked Ibiki. Baki thought for a moment.
"No idea. I know Kankuro and Gaara probably have something planned with their girls, and Temari will be with Shikamaru. Why?" he asked.
"If you want to know more about the girls that captured your boys' hearts, we could get together and talk about it." Ibiki said. .
"That would be fine. I'd like that." Baki said.
"Lunch tomorrow then?" Ibiki asked.
"Sounds good to me." Baki answered.
"I'll come pick you up around noon then." Ibiki said. Baki nodded as Ibiki turned and walked away. Baki quickly went to his room to check on the others.
A/N: I hope you like this story so far. Please Read and Review!! Your reviews are what keep me motivated to continue writing.