Harry spied some Valentine chocolates that he hadn't eaten yet in the bottom of his trunk. He unwrapped the garish pink box and popped one in his mouth. The world when hazy for a second. Then he saw it the thing he had been searching for his whole life. The lamp. He tackled the lamp in a hug and snuggled it. Oh how I love you I haven't felt this way before. He then started cooking nonsense to his one true love. Ron walked into the room. Umm mate what are you doing? This is my one true love Harry proclaimed. Ok... Ron went downstairs to grab Hermione to see if she could figure out what was wrong with his way down he passed Seamus. Seamus walked into the room and exclaimed Harry what are you doing to my muggle studies project? It is my one true love Harry proclaimed. You can't have it. Then harry jumped on his broom and flew out the window with the lamp in his arms. A few weeks later there was an article in the quibbler about Harry potter marrying his lamp in vegas. No one believed it though.