A deep forest near Guldtosia, the capitol of Trivadia
*Rebecca Angelheart, beauty queen (literally, she IS
the queen of Trivadia!) and sorceress is really, really bored, and when she
gets bored, odd things get called into Trivadia!*
Rebecca: All
right, now to try out these new spells I found in the library…
*She opens up two portals: one to the FF8 world and
one to the FF9 world. From the FF8 world, Laguna, Squall and Rinoa appear. And
from the FF9 world, Vivi, Kuja and Quina appear! They all look around in
confusion. Finally, Rinoa asks the obvious…*
Rinoa: Where
are we? Who are those weirdoes? *points to Vivi, Kuja and Quina*
Quina: Quina
not weird! Quina is Qu!
Vivi: I-I'm
not weird…
Kuja:
OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH…. a new world to destroy!
Laguna: Hey,
where are we?
Rinoa: I just
asked the same question.
Squall:
Whatever.
*Rebecca finally snaps out of her stunned silence*
Rebecca:
Hello. You are in Trivadia. My name is Rebecca.
Squall:
Whatever
Rinoa: Ignore
him, he's always that way. Hi, I'm Rinoa, and Mr. Silence over there is Squall.
Laguna:
H-hello! My name's Laguna!
Vivi: I-I'm
Vivi…
Quina: I Quina! Where
food?
Kuja: I'm Kuja, the
fearsome villain of Gaia!
Rebecca:
*after examining them and resisting the urge to laugh at Kuja* Welcome to my
home!
*At this point Rebecca's husband Tempest walks into
the forest. He stops and stares at the FF8/9 people*
Tempest: Uh,
honey, were you experimenting with your magic again?
Rebecca: Yes,
why? Oh, these people? I accidentally called them from their worlds. Do you
think that Squall would try and kill me if I told him that I'm a sorceress?
Squall: YOU'RE
A WHAT??????!! *Reaches for his
gunblade*
Tempest:
*pulls out his twin katana's* Don't even think about it!!
Squall:
Must…kill…Sorceress!!!
Rebecca
*throws a ball of ice and knocks Squall out* Be quiet!
Rinoa: WHAT
DID YOU DO THAT FOR?!?!
Rebecca: He
was going to attack me!!
Rinoa: Good
point…BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN THAT YOU CAN KNOCK HIM OUT LIKE THAT!!!
*Rinoa and Rebecca start an all out magic battle!
Tempest sighs and turns to his new guests*
Tempest: Uh,
well I guess you're stuck here until they finish fighting. Anybody hungry?
Quina: WHERE
FOOD?!
*Runs off in
search of a kitchen, while Rebecca finally KO's Rinoa with a Meteor spell…and a
Flare spell and an Ultima spell…ALL AT ONCE!!!*
Rebecca: Don't
mess with me!!
Tempest:
*shivers* Why did you cast Judgement Day on her?
Rebecca: She
asked for it.
Kuja: What's
Judgement Day?
Rebecca:
*evil-type grin* I could show you…
Kuja:
*catching the clue* Uh, no thanks!!
Tempest:
Hehehe…Rebecca's got more spells than a Black Waltz!!
Vivi: Was that
your most powerful spell?
Rebecca: No,
it was my second most powerful spell.
Laguna: What's
your most powerful spell?
Vivi: Yeah,
could you show it to us?
Tempest: NO
DON'T!!!
Vivi: Why not?
Tempest: The
last time she used that spell, it took us more than a year to rebuild the
training area!
Rebecca: And
the library, and the knights' quarters…Oh, and lets not forget our bedroom.
FF8/9 gang:
*anime sweat drop*
Tempest: Why
don't we show them around?
Laguna: Uh,
what about Squall and Rinoa?
Tempest: Huh?
Oh, right. *Cast's Full-Life on both of them*
Squall:
Owww…what hit me?
Rinoa: ALL
RIGHT!! WHERE IS SHE?!!? WHERE'S THAT TWO-BIT WITCH?!?!
Tempest: Oh
crap! EVERYBODY DOWN!!!!!!!
Rebecca: OMEGA
SHOWER!!
*A black mist
that implodes surrounds Rinoa, sending her flying about 500 feet into the air,
where she's bombarded by hundreds of meteors!! She finally lands…flat on her
back and out cold. Rebecca smirks.*
Tempest: Ouch,
THAT must have hurt!
Rebecca: She
called me a witch!!
Vivi:
*whispering to Kuja* Let's not call her a witch…
Kuja:
*whispering back* Right…
Squall:
Whatever.
Laguna: Uhh…
Tempest: Let's
go back to the castle…
Rebecca: Yes,
we should be getting back. Will somebody carry Rinoa?
Squall: I
will…I mean: Whatever!
*Picks up
Rinoa*
Rebecca: Wait,
where's that Quina person?
Vivi: Probably
trying to find food somewhere.
Rebecca: Oh.
*They leave to go back to the castle. After they leave,
another portal opens and Omega Weapon and Ultima Weapon come out!*
Back at
Angelheart Castle
Rebecca: Eve!
We've got guests!
*A girl with
long brown hair comes into the main chamber and looks at the FF8/9 gang*
Eve: Uh, who're
they?
Tempest: They're
from other worlds.
Eve: Hi, I'm
Eve!
Squall:
Whatever
Rinoa: *wakes
up and looks at Eve* Huh? Who are you? WHERE AM I?!? AAAAHHHHH!!
MOMMMMMMYYYYYY!!!!!!!!
Tempest:
Rebecca, I think you hit her too hard…
Rebecca: Oops…I
guess I should learn to control the flow of energy that I put into my spells…
Tempest: …Or
try not to use such a powerful spell. Especially on a normal human with
probably no magical defence.
Squall: She's
a Sorceress.
Tempest:
Really? Wow, she's weak!
Rinoa:
AAAAHHHHHH!!! *Runs into a wall and knocks herself out*
Vivi: I-is she
OK?
Kuja: HAHAH!!
STUPID BITCH!
Squall: WHAT
DID YOU SAY?!?!
*Takes out his
gunblade and proceeds to slice Kuja to shreds*
Rebecca: Ugh,
THAT is disgusting!
Tempest: And I
thought a dragon imploding looked gross! *Hacks*
*A rumbling
sound can be heard, and Omega and Ultima Weapon crash through the palace
walls!*
Squall: Omega
AND Ultima Weapon?!! OH CRAP!
Rebecca: MY
CASTLE!!!! THAT DOES ITTTTTT!!!!!!
Tempest: Oh
shit, HIT THE DIRT!!!
Rebecca: Winds
of time, winds of fate, bind me in thy will…
Tempest: OH
SHIT! She's gonna use Final Judgement! GET DOWN!
Rebecca: …and
grant me thy power… FINAL JUDGEMENT!
*The two
Weapons (not to mention the castle) are vaporised!*
*-*-*-*-**-*-/*-*-*-*-
6 months
later
Tempest: Uh,
they found your spell books…
Rebecca: Good!
Tempest: Or
what's left of them…
Rebecca:
WHAT?!?!
Tempest: Final
Judgement kinda fried most of Guldtosia. It'll take years to rebuild without
your spells.
Rebecca: I've
got some of the spells memorised.
*She casts the
necessary spell and the entire city, including the castle, is rebuilt*
Rebecca: By
the way, did our guests get home safely?
Tempest: Yeah,
but their friends think that they've gone mad.
Rebecca: Not
our problem. Let's go out for dinner.
Tempest: OK!!
THE END
Author's Notes: Reviews please!!
