Questions (TWW)
by
SpOOt
Summary: Its the fight for the Oval office! But it's also
the question game? Yeah sure, we'll go with that
Spoilers: Blink and you'll miss 'em. Lez see, we's got
2C, Let Bartlet Be Bartlet, and some others too that
I missed
Disclaimer: I don't own Jed, Leo, Josh, CJ, Toby, Sam,
Donna, James Bond OR Zorro. Ya'll can figure out
who belongs to who
Note: All thanks goes to The Quix Formally Known As Shitte.
She helped my think of names, and that this should be
and West Wing Story, not a X-Files story.
...oh wait, no. That was The Hat that I put paper in...
About the Question Game: Ever seen "Whose Line is it Anyway?"
Its the game were you have to say everything in question
form of you lose.
NOW! THE BEGINING!!
Jed Bartlet walked into the Oval Office. He was determined to
stay there. But who would he have to fight to stay there? Luckly
this pause didn't last long as Toby walked in.
"How are you today sir?" He was off to a good start.
"Depends, is it raining outside?" POTUS shot back. I guess he
didn't feel all that well, hmmm....
"Think we should ask Sam?"
"What are you talking about?"
"The fisher...oh. crap." Toby started crying as he walked out the
door. With great timing Josh walked in.
"Was Toby crying, sir?"
"Did it loko like it?"
"Yes." Josh stood in the doorway for a little bit, not
understanding why Bartlet was staring at him so strangely.
"Didn't you get the memo Josh?" Donna asked from behind him. Josh
continued to look puzzeled.
"Do you think Josh ever reads memos?" Josiah asked. Josh started
darting his eyes between the Commander-in-Chief and his assistant.
"Nooooo, oh crap." Donna stormed off dragging Josh with her. Just
to add to the appalling strangeness of this situation, Zorro walked
in the Oval office.
"Is this the Oval Office?" He asked.
"Aren't you in the wrong show?" Zorro looked startled at that
question.
"Isn't this 'The Mask of Zorro'?"
"Do I look like Anthony Hopkins?"
"Well, then..." Zorro stood in the center of the office for a few
seconds before slashing a "Z" on the floor and dashing out to the
(wind-opened) portico door.
"Drink?" A voice asked from...somewhere. Behind one of the coaches.
Out jumped James Bond.
Jed-Dawg slapped his forhead. "Am I losing my mind?" he asked no
one in particular.
"Martini?" Bond asked again, even though he's never the one that
makes the drinks, he just drinks them.
"Why not?"
"Shaken or stirred?"
"How do they normally do it in New Hampshire?"
James suddenly jumped off the couch SpOOt never wrote him
sitting down in. "Who do you work for Josiah?!"
The character played by Martin Sheen shouted back with an equal
questioning tone "Why do you care?!"
"Do you think I can play the president after your contract runs
out?" deJ backwards thought for a second. "Where you born in the
US?"
"No." Bartlett, NO! WAIT! Bartlet, pointed to the door. Realizing
his misatake Bond walked out, almost crying.
CJ happened to walk in at the same time. "Was that James Bond that
I just saw?"
"Why do you care?"
"Ya know what, I'm not even gunna play this game." CJ stormed off.
A startled head of state was taken back, but only for a second.
"Where's Sam?"
With the timing only possible with fanfiction, Sam walked in and
asked "Are you going to insult me?"
"Why would I do that?"
"Don't you think thats obvious?"
"Sam, Sam, Samual, may I call you Samual?"
Sam looked like he was about to answer the question when he asked,
"Have you ever called me that before, sir?"
"Why don't I start now?" Jed questioned.
"Okay, sir." Sam...errr, Samual said. "Oh, I lost, didn't I?" Samual
asked even though he wan't in the game anymore. Samual walked away
humming something by Oasis, why? Do you really care? I thought not.
"Am I the last one?" Leo said, coming in from his office with perfect
timing just because Leo is just that cool.
"Does a monkey have four asses?"
"Does Abby know you've been watching South Park again?"
"Now why would you say that Leo?"
"Sir, do you really think I'm stupid enough to answear that question?"
"Can't a man dream?"
"Are we ever going to stop wth this game?" Leo was getting feed up. Not
that he was going to quit or anything, its just...ya know.
"You don't like it?"
"Have I ever?" Leo shot back
"I think not....thats not a question...oh crap." whimpered Dr. Bartlet.
"WHOSE YOUR DADDY!?" Leo shouted. "I so kick ass." The rest of the staff
walked into the office, slightly dazed since, ya know, Joshiah Bartlet
lost, he was a loser...he was no longer a winner. He was...you get the
point
"They legend is growing. They pride in known, they fight for whats right in
what ever they do!" Leo sang. It was his day of victory
...and now the story has finally ended. Thank God.
THE END!
***************
Why Leo? Well, I just watched "The Rock" and poor Leo (John Spencer)
got beat up. Damn good scene too...with the birds and the string and
the hair guy, "I didn't see you throw that man off the roof!" hehe.
Yeah, he's also singing the theme to Gummy Bears...why? Its A DAMN GOOD
SONG! SHUT UP!
**************
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by
SpOOt
Summary: Its the fight for the Oval office! But it's also
the question game? Yeah sure, we'll go with that
Spoilers: Blink and you'll miss 'em. Lez see, we's got
2C, Let Bartlet Be Bartlet, and some others too that
I missed
Disclaimer: I don't own Jed, Leo, Josh, CJ, Toby, Sam,
Donna, James Bond OR Zorro. Ya'll can figure out
who belongs to who
Note: All thanks goes to The Quix Formally Known As Shitte.
She helped my think of names, and that this should be
and West Wing Story, not a X-Files story.
...oh wait, no. That was The Hat that I put paper in...
About the Question Game: Ever seen "Whose Line is it Anyway?"
Its the game were you have to say everything in question
form of you lose.
NOW! THE BEGINING!!
Jed Bartlet walked into the Oval Office. He was determined to
stay there. But who would he have to fight to stay there? Luckly
this pause didn't last long as Toby walked in.
"How are you today sir?" He was off to a good start.
"Depends, is it raining outside?" POTUS shot back. I guess he
didn't feel all that well, hmmm....
"Think we should ask Sam?"
"What are you talking about?"
"The fisher...oh. crap." Toby started crying as he walked out the
door. With great timing Josh walked in.
"Was Toby crying, sir?"
"Did it loko like it?"
"Yes." Josh stood in the doorway for a little bit, not
understanding why Bartlet was staring at him so strangely.
"Didn't you get the memo Josh?" Donna asked from behind him. Josh
continued to look puzzeled.
"Do you think Josh ever reads memos?" Josiah asked. Josh started
darting his eyes between the Commander-in-Chief and his assistant.
"Nooooo, oh crap." Donna stormed off dragging Josh with her. Just
to add to the appalling strangeness of this situation, Zorro walked
in the Oval office.
"Is this the Oval Office?" He asked.
"Aren't you in the wrong show?" Zorro looked startled at that
question.
"Isn't this 'The Mask of Zorro'?"
"Do I look like Anthony Hopkins?"
"Well, then..." Zorro stood in the center of the office for a few
seconds before slashing a "Z" on the floor and dashing out to the
(wind-opened) portico door.
"Drink?" A voice asked from...somewhere. Behind one of the coaches.
Out jumped James Bond.
Jed-Dawg slapped his forhead. "Am I losing my mind?" he asked no
one in particular.
"Martini?" Bond asked again, even though he's never the one that
makes the drinks, he just drinks them.
"Why not?"
"Shaken or stirred?"
"How do they normally do it in New Hampshire?"
James suddenly jumped off the couch SpOOt never wrote him
sitting down in. "Who do you work for Josiah?!"
The character played by Martin Sheen shouted back with an equal
questioning tone "Why do you care?!"
"Do you think I can play the president after your contract runs
out?" deJ backwards thought for a second. "Where you born in the
US?"
"No." Bartlett, NO! WAIT! Bartlet, pointed to the door. Realizing
his misatake Bond walked out, almost crying.
CJ happened to walk in at the same time. "Was that James Bond that
I just saw?"
"Why do you care?"
"Ya know what, I'm not even gunna play this game." CJ stormed off.
A startled head of state was taken back, but only for a second.
"Where's Sam?"
With the timing only possible with fanfiction, Sam walked in and
asked "Are you going to insult me?"
"Why would I do that?"
"Don't you think thats obvious?"
"Sam, Sam, Samual, may I call you Samual?"
Sam looked like he was about to answer the question when he asked,
"Have you ever called me that before, sir?"
"Why don't I start now?" Jed questioned.
"Okay, sir." Sam...errr, Samual said. "Oh, I lost, didn't I?" Samual
asked even though he wan't in the game anymore. Samual walked away
humming something by Oasis, why? Do you really care? I thought not.
"Am I the last one?" Leo said, coming in from his office with perfect
timing just because Leo is just that cool.
"Does a monkey have four asses?"
"Does Abby know you've been watching South Park again?"
"Now why would you say that Leo?"
"Sir, do you really think I'm stupid enough to answear that question?"
"Can't a man dream?"
"Are we ever going to stop wth this game?" Leo was getting feed up. Not
that he was going to quit or anything, its just...ya know.
"You don't like it?"
"Have I ever?" Leo shot back
"I think not....thats not a question...oh crap." whimpered Dr. Bartlet.
"WHOSE YOUR DADDY!?" Leo shouted. "I so kick ass." The rest of the staff
walked into the office, slightly dazed since, ya know, Joshiah Bartlet
lost, he was a loser...he was no longer a winner. He was...you get the
point
"They legend is growing. They pride in known, they fight for whats right in
what ever they do!" Leo sang. It was his day of victory
...and now the story has finally ended. Thank God.
THE END!
***************
Why Leo? Well, I just watched "The Rock" and poor Leo (John Spencer)
got beat up. Damn good scene too...with the birds and the string and
the hair guy, "I didn't see you throw that man off the roof!" hehe.
Yeah, he's also singing the theme to Gummy Bears...why? Its A DAMN GOOD
SONG! SHUT UP!
**************
visit PROJECT:AlJeN
aljen.stormpages.com
#90-ROB BURNETT!!
#11-ME! BURNETT!!