Chapter One: To The Ruins Of Alph
Legal/Disclaimer: Pokemon isn't mine! Their yours you take the blame!!!!! HAHAHHAHA!
Announcer: Today our heroes are in the Clybin City Pokemon Center!
"Yay! I beat yet another pokemon trainer! And after my pokemon are healed up and filled up with food..." Ash breathes a sigh of relief "...WE GO ON A VAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-CATIO-" But before Ash can finish his sentence the phone rings.
(It was 4 rings, like Ring, Ring, Ring...Ring. Hmmm Ring that's not how it sounded like more like......)
Phone: "RING RING RING RING RING RING, PHONE CALL, PONE CALL MALL MALL MALL MALL MALL MALL MAL-BEEPPPPP-PONE MALL"
Nurse Joy goes up to the video phone ma jiggy and gives it a big whack so it says phone, call, and ring and not pone, mall, and something like a dinga ding ding! Nurse Joy picks up the phone.
"Hello?.... Sorry about that..... MM HMM... MM HMM.... Okay.... WHAT? Who are trying to fool? That's the worst prank call name ever! Good BYE!" Nurse Joy slams the phone down.... and then remembers that to turn the phone off these days you press the off button.
Ash, Misty, and Brock go up to Nurse Joy. Brock goes up first and says stuff really fast "Nurse Joy! Whowasthehooliganthatcalledyou? Iwillbeatemupifyouwish! Haveyoulostananogramofweightsincethelasttwosecondsisawyou?"
Misty does the ear thing with Brock ( Ow, not the ear!!!) and Ash asks Nurse Joy "Who was that on the phone?"
Nurse Joy: "Oh some person claiming to be a human that's not claiming to be Professor Oak, claiming to want to talk to some person with a dumass name like ASH KETCHUM!!!! What kind of name is that?"
"THAT'S MY NAME!" exclaimed Ash.
"Oh...sorry?" said Joy feeling quite dumb.
Camera goes up for a aerial scene of the center while slowly revolving
Announcer: What was Professor Oak going to tell Ash? Was it important? Find out next time on the exciting—(talking to someone else)What? Really? Oh my, okay never mind.
AND ON WORD TO THE REST OF THE CHAPTER WITHOUT FURTHER ADO!
Camera also goes back to normal...... and an asterisk to end this announcement
(So after calling Professor Oak back, and Professor Oak explaining everything, AND....never mind)
"So we have to come see a really cool fossil from prehistoric ages and you need our help? Just in case poachers come to steal the fossils, and if that happens we will use our pokemon to stop them and stuff like that" said Ash to Professor Oak in that necessary sentence to explain to the readers what just happened in the conversation.
Oak: "Ummm, Yeah."
"Huzzah!" Ash exclaimed. Er, I mean "Horray!" Ash exclaimed
SO..... our heroes packed their bags (even though it was just their pokemon in their poke balls and Pikachu) and were off to the Ruins of Alph!
So this is my first fan fic ( actually my second but based on the same concept since the first one was takin down for language error) so plz review this!!!!!!!!!!!