Moa: How's life people?

I like to keep my promises and here it is: A collection of one-shots that occur in the Black on White realm.

Most of the one-shots are requests, but I will throw a few of my own ideas in the mix... And we'll see where this takes us. The one-shots will have little to no relevance to the plot, you can read them without reading the story and vice versa.

But for those who haven't read the story: It's basically about Hichigo going to Harry Potter-verse England. That's all you need to know.

But anyways; here's the first one, suggested by Loella.

Warning: Abuse of Kreacher

Disclaimer: I don't think anyone seriously thinks I own any of the characters...

Life on Grimmauld place

Meeting new faces...

Walking in to the room felt like he had quite suddenly been lighted up by spotlights. Every god damned pair of eyes were directed straight at Hichigo, and not just a few eyebrows were raised. Hagrid had insisted that they traveled by what he would call normal methods so it was kind of late (and by late he meant midnight)... And by the looks of things they had busted in right in the middle of a meeting of some sort.

"So, this is him?" said a moody looking man with a... fake eye? How did that man walk in public?

"Yep, this is 'im!" Hagrid said while slamming Hichigo in the back with the force that could smash a table.

"But he is just a boy!"

Hichigo felt like slamming something in the face. A mother hen. He did not need this. He tried to plaster on his face something that he hoped was a sheepish smile (he failed miserably).

"I'm actually older than what I look like."

The now dubbed Mother Hen was not pleased with his acting skills.

"Still! You can't be over seventeen! I had no idea Dumbledore was going to send a child to war."

Hichigo felt like banging his head to the nearest flat surface.

Starting off good...

"So, Hichigo, Dumbledore never mentioned what you can do, care to enlighten us?"

"I corrupt you're minds and eat you're souls."

"WHAT!"

Making new friends...

Hichigo felt, for the first time in hours, completely relaxed. He had been fed and most of the people were accepting his presence, now he could finally get some much needed sleep. He closed his eyes and fell asleep almost immediately.

*SNAP*

Hichigo bolted up and by reflex (which was most likely had it's origins in Ichigo) smacked the intruder through the wall.

Well, door in this case.

Hichigo rushed to the door and glared daggers at the thing in the pile of wooden splinters, how dare this thing ruin his nap?

Sirius who had been passing by went unnoticed by Hichigo, who was trying to kill the pathetic creature with his glare.

Sirius watched blank-faced as Hichigo stormed back into his room and slammed the door (what was left of it, anyway...) behind him. Then he turned his stare to the unconscious Kreacher on the floor.

He just found new respect for this kid.

Scaring people shitless...

Ron yawned and scratched his unmentioned as he walked down the hall to the bathroom. Yes, he was making the most "perfect" picture in the world but no one sane was up and about at this hour.

He rounded a corner when suddenly his vision was blocked by... white? He blinked sleepily and stared into a smirking face (that was only inches away from his own face) with golden eyes and black scleras...

Wait, what?

The smirk on the face turned into an insane grin.

"Yo!"

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Moa;

And now we know why Moody doesn't trust him.

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