Authors note: Hey this is my very first fic ever so I apologize if you don't enjoy it.
Slight shonen ai for those who don't wanna read this, here's yer warning.
Oh yea I don't' own Gundam Wing or any of its characters so don't go suin me.
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All was well in one of the larger vast Winner mansions. Heero was typing away, looking for anything to do other than stay in this dismally boring house any longer. Duo had eaten the entire years stock of food and anything else edible in under a few weeks. Quatre had been sick for the past week so he had been incapacitated and unable to go to the store. Trowa had been busy looking after his angel as well, and Wu fei was gone on a trip to China to visit his roots and pay his respects to Meiran. So it had been up to Heero to restock the food and he had just been too lazy to do so.
However, down in the deep, dark dungeons of the mansion, against the advice of everyone, even a dead Meiran and Treize, Quatre let the five doctors live as long as they kept to themselves. Laughter was heard as the five men move about a rather large capsule.
"This is it. Our new weapon against OZ." Dr. J said as he turned on a switch.
"But I thought OZ was defeated" Instructor H meekly spoke up.
"Shut up" Professor G snapped at him. "They're never dead, simply weakened. With this we shall crush them before they rise again. Now all we need is a test subject." They all grinned and turned on a monitor, which they had tapped into the security cameras.
Heero was asleep on his bed. "What about Heero?"
"No that might prove hazardous to my pilot, or even ourselves." They all nodded.
Quatre was sitting up in bed, Trowa sitting next to him feeding him some soup.
"No, Quatre's too weak in his state, and Trowa's absence might raise a few eyebrows."
They looked to a hallway camera and watched Duo. He was still hyper from eating an entire box of fudge-sickles and was lighting rockets and running up the stairs trying to catch them before they hit the ceiling. So far he had caught three and lost two. They all nodded at once, and Dr. J sent Heero a mission.
"No! I don't wanna! They scare me!" Duo screamed as Heero drug him down the stairs mumbling about the mission. "Come on man, I swear it wasn't me! I promise I'll be good!" He wailed as Heero tried to blot out the cries of his koibito.
"The mission," he repeated to himself loudly.
Finally they arrived and Duo was flung inside. Heero walked off to go kill a tree for his evil deed.
Duo backed up against a wall as the Doctors glared at him. "W-w-what d'ya want guys?"
"Duo, we have Cookies if you want them," Dr. J said.
Duo lighted up. "Really where?" He stupidly asked.
The Doctors pointed to a large capsule. "Take them all, they're very good. Chocolate chocolate chip, Duo your favorite," Prof. G chuckled.
Duo ran into the capsule and began cramming the cookies into his mouth, but before he knew it a door closed behind him and he blacked out.
As Heero reached his room a realization dawned on him.
"Wait, the war is over. Why would they need Duo to sneak into a military base? Wait there are no more military bases." Suddenly his eyes got really big. Sorta like a balloon before it blows up. He had just thrown his koibito to the sharks. He raced down to the dungeon, but it was too late. The doctors were all sprawled out on the floor, unconscious, and footprints could be seen going back upstairs. There was a large broken glass capsule leaning on its side. Glass shards were everywhere. Broken wires spewed across the room as electricity jumped between broken connections.
One week later:
Wu fei arrived home. He walked up to the door of the mansion. It was flung open, barely hanging on its' hinges. The entire estate looked like a tornado hit. In fact the whole Town is a bit ghostly. Wu fei walked in; cobwebs were everywhere the place was a mess with no one in site. The worst thing of all was that there was complete silence.
As he walked into the front room of the mansion, however, he saw a fairly worn path down the hall. Being the brave warrior of justice that he is, he decided to follow it. ((Oh poor Wu fei, how I pity you.)) He stalked down the hall, luggage in hand, towards the bedrooms of his fellow ex-pilots. As he turned the corner several shadows ran into the kitchen. They looked surprisingly like Duo, except smaller and there had to be at least twelve of them. As he was about to follow them a hand yanked him and his things into the room behind him, and the doors were closed and locked.
Quatre looked at him, his clothes rather dirty. The room smells of four teenage boys who haven't showered in a week. "So did you bring any food?" the young Arabian quickly asked as all four boys looked hungrily at Wu fei's suitcase.
"Huh? What's going on? And yes. I have some fortune cookies I brought for Duo and some chips from the plane."
"Sit down, you may wish you hadn't come back after this."
Wu fei sat down in a rather large armchair that Heero gave him as he and Quatre went to the closet.
"This is why the town is so desolate." Quatre opened the closet door and two Chibi-Quatres
and three Chibi-Heeros ran out of the closet and around their perspective selves.
"Omae o korosu, omae o korosu, omae o korosu." The Chibi-Heeros chanted as they circled Heero. The Chibi-Quatres merely ran around a few times before they had to sit down and rest. Then they spotted Trowa and ran over to him, pestering him to hold them.
Wu fei looked at them. "Disturbing."
"That's not all," Quatre continued. "The doctors apparently do get bored and created a cloning device. They tested it on Duo and created an exact replica, except it was a bit . . . not there. It destroyed most of the machine and went on a rampage. We tried to clone ourselves after we fixed the machine but this was all we could get. And it seems that the Duo clone has made a few chibis of himself as well."
"How many?" Wu fei sputtered.
"139"
Wu fei fainted.
Slight shonen ai for those who don't wanna read this, here's yer warning.
Oh yea I don't' own Gundam Wing or any of its characters so don't go suin me.
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All was well in one of the larger vast Winner mansions. Heero was typing away, looking for anything to do other than stay in this dismally boring house any longer. Duo had eaten the entire years stock of food and anything else edible in under a few weeks. Quatre had been sick for the past week so he had been incapacitated and unable to go to the store. Trowa had been busy looking after his angel as well, and Wu fei was gone on a trip to China to visit his roots and pay his respects to Meiran. So it had been up to Heero to restock the food and he had just been too lazy to do so.
However, down in the deep, dark dungeons of the mansion, against the advice of everyone, even a dead Meiran and Treize, Quatre let the five doctors live as long as they kept to themselves. Laughter was heard as the five men move about a rather large capsule.
"This is it. Our new weapon against OZ." Dr. J said as he turned on a switch.
"But I thought OZ was defeated" Instructor H meekly spoke up.
"Shut up" Professor G snapped at him. "They're never dead, simply weakened. With this we shall crush them before they rise again. Now all we need is a test subject." They all grinned and turned on a monitor, which they had tapped into the security cameras.
Heero was asleep on his bed. "What about Heero?"
"No that might prove hazardous to my pilot, or even ourselves." They all nodded.
Quatre was sitting up in bed, Trowa sitting next to him feeding him some soup.
"No, Quatre's too weak in his state, and Trowa's absence might raise a few eyebrows."
They looked to a hallway camera and watched Duo. He was still hyper from eating an entire box of fudge-sickles and was lighting rockets and running up the stairs trying to catch them before they hit the ceiling. So far he had caught three and lost two. They all nodded at once, and Dr. J sent Heero a mission.
"No! I don't wanna! They scare me!" Duo screamed as Heero drug him down the stairs mumbling about the mission. "Come on man, I swear it wasn't me! I promise I'll be good!" He wailed as Heero tried to blot out the cries of his koibito.
"The mission," he repeated to himself loudly.
Finally they arrived and Duo was flung inside. Heero walked off to go kill a tree for his evil deed.
Duo backed up against a wall as the Doctors glared at him. "W-w-what d'ya want guys?"
"Duo, we have Cookies if you want them," Dr. J said.
Duo lighted up. "Really where?" He stupidly asked.
The Doctors pointed to a large capsule. "Take them all, they're very good. Chocolate chocolate chip, Duo your favorite," Prof. G chuckled.
Duo ran into the capsule and began cramming the cookies into his mouth, but before he knew it a door closed behind him and he blacked out.
As Heero reached his room a realization dawned on him.
"Wait, the war is over. Why would they need Duo to sneak into a military base? Wait there are no more military bases." Suddenly his eyes got really big. Sorta like a balloon before it blows up. He had just thrown his koibito to the sharks. He raced down to the dungeon, but it was too late. The doctors were all sprawled out on the floor, unconscious, and footprints could be seen going back upstairs. There was a large broken glass capsule leaning on its side. Glass shards were everywhere. Broken wires spewed across the room as electricity jumped between broken connections.
One week later:
Wu fei arrived home. He walked up to the door of the mansion. It was flung open, barely hanging on its' hinges. The entire estate looked like a tornado hit. In fact the whole Town is a bit ghostly. Wu fei walked in; cobwebs were everywhere the place was a mess with no one in site. The worst thing of all was that there was complete silence.
As he walked into the front room of the mansion, however, he saw a fairly worn path down the hall. Being the brave warrior of justice that he is, he decided to follow it. ((Oh poor Wu fei, how I pity you.)) He stalked down the hall, luggage in hand, towards the bedrooms of his fellow ex-pilots. As he turned the corner several shadows ran into the kitchen. They looked surprisingly like Duo, except smaller and there had to be at least twelve of them. As he was about to follow them a hand yanked him and his things into the room behind him, and the doors were closed and locked.
Quatre looked at him, his clothes rather dirty. The room smells of four teenage boys who haven't showered in a week. "So did you bring any food?" the young Arabian quickly asked as all four boys looked hungrily at Wu fei's suitcase.
"Huh? What's going on? And yes. I have some fortune cookies I brought for Duo and some chips from the plane."
"Sit down, you may wish you hadn't come back after this."
Wu fei sat down in a rather large armchair that Heero gave him as he and Quatre went to the closet.
"This is why the town is so desolate." Quatre opened the closet door and two Chibi-Quatres
and three Chibi-Heeros ran out of the closet and around their perspective selves.
"Omae o korosu, omae o korosu, omae o korosu." The Chibi-Heeros chanted as they circled Heero. The Chibi-Quatres merely ran around a few times before they had to sit down and rest. Then they spotted Trowa and ran over to him, pestering him to hold them.
Wu fei looked at them. "Disturbing."
"That's not all," Quatre continued. "The doctors apparently do get bored and created a cloning device. They tested it on Duo and created an exact replica, except it was a bit . . . not there. It destroyed most of the machine and went on a rampage. We tried to clone ourselves after we fixed the machine but this was all we could get. And it seems that the Duo clone has made a few chibis of himself as well."
"How many?" Wu fei sputtered.
"139"
Wu fei fainted.