Green is the Best

Midorikawa Ryuuji, Fei Rune and Seto Midori are just killing it with their humour, which shows you that green is purely the best. No yaoi. Contains Midori's typical slapstick humour. Peace.

Section 1

Alright, so we all know that green is awesome (if you don't know that green is awesome, get it stuck into your head that it is awesome!), but to make it even better, three of the best characters are related to it! So we have Midorikawa Ryuuji, The Hard-working Proverb Hacker Guy, Fei Rune, The Futuristic Altruistic Bunny Guy and Seto Midori, The Sarcastic Awesome Manager Tomboy. They are hillarious and normally cheerful. Together, well... This is Doctor Crossword's test - to see if they go well together. Yes, that's right, Crossword is back! He has come back with Fei and Wondeba to visit Tenma, but also for this test! (Fei came back *parties* yay!)
Best of luck to the most awesome people!

"Hey, what's up, Nishiki-kun?" Midori nudges Nishiki.
"Oh, Midori-san!" Nishiki exclaims, falling over onto Midori. Nishiki is half laughing while passers by are sweatdropping and face palming.
"Not the simple 'hi' I was hoping for, but never mind." Midori frowned.
"Ehehehehe. Gomen." Nishiki scratches the back of his head while smiling in embarrassment.
"Hey guys!" A voice from behind them called. They turned around.
"Ohayou, Fei-kun!" Nishiki and Midori yell.
"Finally!" the mint green-haired boy grins. "You actually greeted someone. Well done." Fei claps sarcastically.
"Hey, I'm the sarcastic one here, Bunny Boy!" Midori yells in Fei's face.
"Nice to know." Fei sweatdrops.
"And he's done it again." Midori sighs, folding her arms. "Seriously... Boys..."
"Girls..." Nishiki copies.
"Not going to start a battle, Saru has tired me out!" Fei laughs.
"Oh that is just hillarious." Midori says sarcastically, with her T_T face on.
"Bro, you laugh too much." Nishiki nudges Fei.
"Says you!" Fei nudges him back.
"Hey, that's my nudge!" Midori growls.
"Aw come on!" The boys moaned.

Just then, the former Aliea Gakuen captain strolled over to the event with his hands behind his head.

"Just excellent timing, now, isn't it?" Midori folds her arms again, looking at Midorikawa just before he approaches them.
"Do we have to go through the greeting thingy again?" Nishiki groans. Fei nods.
"Come on, Mister Samurai." Midori leans towards Nishiki.
Nishiki steps back. "What are you getting at, Seto?"
"Well that's new." Fei turned to Midorikawa. "Hey, Ryuuji-san!"
"Wait, you're the same age as us!" Nishiki shouted.
"Well duh!" Midorikawa guffaws. "It's his fault." He winks at Fei.
"Escaping from Hiroto again?" Fei asks.
"Obvs." Midorikawa replies.
"Lemme guess, yaoi." Midori adds.
Midorikawa facepalms. "That's the only thing I hate about Hiroto."
"Is he high?" Nishiki whispers.
"He's currently thirteen, just like you, so shut up." Midori whacks him again.
Nishiki falls down. "Will you stop?"
"Nope." Midori smiles in triumph.
"That's a good one." Midorikawa praises. "I'm gonna try that one someday." On Hiroto, he decides, or even better, Saginuma-san!
"Oh trust me, it works alright!" Midori continues in her pride.
"Tell me about it." Nishiki sighs. Fei and Nishiki sweatdrop.
"Basically, if Hiroto was high, he would be literally through the roof right now." Fei states, referring back to the Hiroto subject.
"Well said." Nishiki congratulates.
"Well read." Midorikawa snaps, snatching his paper back which was reading: 'R. Midorikawa: Things I Hate About Hiroto'.
"Nah mate, that rhyming thing doesn't work." Nishiki groans, thinking that Midorikawa was trying to be funny on purpose. And
failing.
"Anyway, I just got a text from Someoka concerning training." Nishiki tells them.
"Well done, attention seeker!" Midori bawls in his face.
"Oh yeah, you went to Italy with him as your trainer, didn't you?" Fei recalls.
"How'd you know that?" Nishiki splutters.
Fei looks deep into the crowd. "Tenma."

The others immediately understood.

"Nishiki-kun, when you were in Italy, did you see Fideo by any chance?" Midorikawa wonders.
"Video? Yeah, we saw three from the training database." Nishiki scratches his head.
"He said Fideo, you baka!" Midori kicks him in the shins. "As in Fideo Ardena, the soccer player."
Nishiki drops to the ground in pain. "I'm used to that one." Kariya always used to kick him right in the shins like that. He was too hurt to listen to Midori's lecture about Fideo.
According to Midori, Nishiki was so stupid that he wouldn't get it even if Midorikawa repeated the question. She whispered her thoughts to Midorikawa very quietly so that Nishiki didn't hear, otherwise he would get ragey.
"Wait, he's that thi-!?" Midorikawa starts to exclaim. Before he could finish, Midori slapped her hand across his mouth. Midorikawa struggles and a vain is popping in his head.
"Wow, that was a bit hard." Fei sighs. Midori gradually removes her hand.
"Yeah." Midorikawa agrees, rubbing his face which was now red. "Saying 'a bit hard' is underestimating."
"Gomen." Midori apologises half-heartedly. Then she adds under her breath: "What a cry-baby."
"What did you call me?" Midorikawa obviously heard.
Fei lays his gloved hands on both of his friends' shoulders. "Calm it."

So there you have it! Annoying remarks and hillarious moments all to do with green!

How's the test going, Crossword-san?

"It seems that there is definitely some Midori x Nishiki in there, so Midori likes Nishiki."

"Hey!"

"Midorikawa is what you would call 'awesome', and Fei is... Y'know... You would say it as 'Amazing times one million'."

"Of course he's amazing times one million!"

"Tenma."

"Sakka?"

"Yosh!"

*facepalm* They are best friends from CS though, am I right? Yeah, I'm right. When Fei visits, the whole atmosphere changes. Anyway, thanks for the feedback, Crossword-san! The next chapter will come very soon, so hold onto your... Seats, I guess?

And now for an Inazuma Eleven Ultimate Chat Show-style ending!

Bye!

"Bye!"