Shinobi: Edogawa Conan

Summary: Conan was just having a normal day hanging out with the Detective Boys. That is, until they practically forced him to buy the newest Manga being displayed in a bookstore. "Naruto? What kind of sane person names their kid Naruto?" He glared at the picture of a blond, blue eyed, orange clad ninja. "What kind of a NINJA wears ORANGE? I would never want to meet this imbecile." He didn't realize it then, but he just sealed his fate. Now he just has one question. How did he, Haibara, and Heiji end up as 'Genin' ninja?

A/N: This story's been bothering me for a long time, getting in the way of my schoolwork. Not that there is much, but hey. I had to type this out. Enjoy, Review, RE-READ!

Disclaimer: I don't own Detective Conan or Naruto in any way. I just have an amazingly overdeveloped imagination, and am possible insane. I do own the plot and idea of course.

Prologue:

"Conan-kun! You have to check out this Manga!" A young girl, with short brown hair exclaimed to a raven haired boy. She picked up a small book, and held it out to the boy. There was a hand drawn picture of a boy with blond hair and blue eyes, wearing a orange jumpsuit.

"Na-ru-to... Naruto? Ayumi, what's this about?"

"Yeah it's the main character's name! It's about a fake world where ninjas exist! Geez Conan-kun! You're acting like you've never heard about it!"" Another boy appeared from behind a shelf.

"What kind of person names their kid Naruto?..." The boy, or Cona, mumbled. 'But it's better than Conan...' He thought afterword. He turned his attention back to the picture. "You said he's a ninja, right Mitsuhiko?"

"Yep!"

"What kind of ninja wears a bright ORANGE jumpsuit?" Conan exclaimed, then shifted his attention in between the two children. "Where's Genta?"

"His mom grounded him." Conan nodded, then, yet again, looked back at the picture.

"Wouldn't want to meet this imbecile..." He grumbled. Ayumi and Mitsuhiko gasped, then shouted at him,

"CONAN-KUN JUST ACTED LIKE SASUKE-KUN!" Conan blinked.

"Sas-who?"

"Oh my Jashin..." Conan again blinked.

"Who's Jashin?" He asked, but only received a pointed glare from both.

"Conan-kun..." Ayumi sighed, as Mitsuhiko piled every available volume into the shrunken teenager's hands.

"Now buy it! All of it!" The shouted, and pushed Conan towards the cashier.

Conan groaned as he walked 'home'. The two made him spend almost all the money that was on him. 'Dammit.' He was able to open both the front door and the door to his 'room'. He lazily dropped the manga he was forced to buy onto his futon. 'There's like 40-something volumes of manga here!' He thought angrily. He sighed, then picked up the first volume.

-~TIME SKIP Hours Later...~-

It was around two in the morning. Conan dropped the volume he just finished into a pile next to him. "Damn... Who would have thought that I, the great Kudo Shinichi, would be so interested in a manga!" He mumbled, then mumbled some more, "Damn Tobi, telling Sasuke who he is... I never thought that he'd be Madara though... I totally thought he was Obito..."

About an hour later, he put down the latest volume. "Dammit. Now I want to know what happens next..." He glanced at the clock next to him. "3:04..." 'I spent a lot of time reading that... I could almost say that it was as good as Sherlock Holmes... ALMOST. I wonder what it's be like as a ninja... I can just picture Hattori with a blue headband on his forehead. I can kinda picture Haibara too... Me, I could totally see myself in one... I can even see myself wearing that stupid orange jumpsuit...' He thought, as he drifted into the realms of sleep.

Little did Conan know, he just signed his, Haibara's, and Hattori's fates.