Yay! Something that's not a crossover, or OC! I shall celebrate with an AU story and a coke! Anyways, it's definitely AU-ness. And please review afterwards, for Ra's sake! (I like Ra.) No, there is no Ra in here, I just felt like saying that. And please remember flames are accepted, and will contribute to making s'mores which I will give to the nice reviewers! So, I don't own YuYu Hakusho, if I did, I would be celebrating right now. So, here's the fic!

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A hand reached out to hit the alarm clock, knocking it onto the floor and breaking it. He stood up and looked around his dark room, which was painted a deep red with a black futon on one side of the room and dark wooden furniture on the other walls. He made the bed, which had dark red sheets and a black comforter. He walked into his bathroom to take a shower. (AN:Leaving out details there!) When he got out, he brushed his teeth and took his contacts out of the mirror/cabinet and put them in, making his dark brown eyes look red. He looked at the pill bottles and grabbed them and took a few pills. "Damn migraines." He muttered. He went back into his room, (they were connected) and finished getting ready. He marched down the stairs, wearing black jeans with a wallet chain dangling down, a black shirt, black jacket, a bandanna for some reason, and black sneakers. (AN:If you don't know who it is yet, lock yourself out of the house, NOW, BAKA!) He grabbed his black bookbag at the bottom of the stairs and looked into the kitchen.

"I'm leaving now." He announced flatly. Heading towards the door.

"Finally decided to go inside the school?" A blond-haired woman looked up from her paper, noting the bookbag. "Honestly, Hiei, you should go to school regularly."

He looked at her briefly. She wouldn't be leaving the house for a few hours. "Bye, Hiei." She smiled.

"Lisa." He muttered, walking out the door. Then he added, "Stupid foster parents." He looked down the road, he could see a boy wearing a yellow shirt and jeans, glaring at cars driving past him. Hiei looked at the position of the sun. Pity, his shadow would give him away. Oh, well, no scaring Yusuke right now. He walked right up to the boy with slicked back hair.

"Don't you ever get hot, wearing all that black?" Yusuke asked, not looking at him.

"Does it matter to you?"

"Nope." Yusuke stretched, then rested his elbow on Hiei's head, "so Hiei, did you do the French homework?"

"Depends, do you value your arm?" Yusuke immediately jerked his arm away, causing someone behind him to laugh. He turned around. Suuichi 'Kurama' Minamono, of course. The tall redhead couldn't help but smile. "Hiei, what did I tell you about dismembering Yusuke?" Hiei made his trademark 'Hn' and turned away from Kurama, who just shook his head. "You're impossible, you realize that, don't you?" Kurama said as the big yellow bus pulled up and opened the door. They went in, and walked to the back of the bus. Yusuke laughed when he saw a head with orange hair leaning against the window, he let out a loud snore, making Hiei roll his eyes. Yusuke started poking him with a stick, which left the other two wondering where the stick came from. Kuwabara grabbed the stick, while still sleeping. "You keep that thing away from my sweet Yukina, got it, Urameshi?"

Yusuke laughed even harder. "Yukina'? Who the hell's Yukina?" Yusuke continued. Hiei's eyes widened. How did he know about Yukina? She was put in foster care on a different island! How the hell could he know about her?! He looked as Kuwabara woke up. "Hey, guys. Are we at school yet?" Yusuke eyed his friend evilly. "Who's Yukina?" He grinned slyly.

"What're you talking about, Urameshi? I don't know anybody named Yukina." Kuwabara said, looked completely confused. Yusuke was about to yell at Kuwabara, until he was interrupted by Kurama. "You mentioned that name while you were sleeping, you told Yusuke to stay away from her."

"I did? I don't remember that. Weird." Kuwabara shrugged. "Must not be important if I can't remember the dream."

"I don't know, Kuwabara," Kurama stated. "Dreams are your subconscious' way to tell you something, but the meaning is usually unclear."

"Thanks, Dr.Phil, you helped a lot." Kuwabara rubbed the back of his head. "I wonder..."

"Wow, he wonders. Hurry, Kurama, it's a photo op." Hiei said sarcastically.

"As I was saying before I was interrupted by the Shrimp, why does he tell people to lose weight, when he's an ugly, bald, fat guy, huh?" Yusuke, Hiei, and Kurama sighed and got up and headed off the bus.

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/IN LANGUAGE ARTS/

Something has been taken

From deep inside of me

A secret I've kept locked away

No one can ever see

Wounds so deep they never show

They never go away

Like moving pictures in my head

For years and years they've played

If I could change I would

Take back the pain I would

Retrace every wrong move that I made I would

If I could

Stand up and take the blame I would

If I could take all he shame to the grave I would

It's easier to run

Replacing this pain with something numb

It's so much easier to go

Than face all this pain here all alone

Sometimes I remember

The darkness of my past

Bringing back these memories

I wish I didn't have

Sometimes I think of letting go

And never looking back

And never moving forward so

There would never be a past

"Mr. Jaganshi! Take off those headphones NOW!" Hiei lifted his head off of his desk to look at an upset Mr. Aroetem (AN: Spell it backwards) "If I see them again, I'll have to take them."

"Then look in another direction." Hiei dropped his head back onto the desk. Mr. Aroetem glared at Hiei, and then cleared his throat to talk to the class. "And since we finished the story about reincarnation, I want you all for homework, to write about what you would like to be if you were reincarnated. I expect a very good five paragraphs from each of you. Mr. Jaganshi, what would you like to be reborn as?"

Hiei didn't move. "Something very powerful that would destroy all mankind, leaving everything in flames and in ruins, so there would be quiet and I wouldn't nearly freeze to death like I do in this school."

"That was hostile. Why don't you say it again louder so your friends in the back can hear you?"

Hiei knew that the Goths sat in the back. He fumed at being compared to them. "THEY are a bunch of devil-worshipping posers; they think they are the epitome of evil, but they live in their little sheltered homes, smoking god-knows-what, and cutting themselves then bragging about it to their friends, never realizing how stupid they are. I hope they slice a few veins open." Hiei growled. "I simply am indifferent and hate everyone."

Mr. Aroetem looked at Hiei after his little speech. The kid was apparently unnerved by something. "Mr. Jaganshi, apologize."

"I'm sorry I was honest." He said bluntly. "I'll try to lie next time." Kurama looked at his friend. He never snapped like that before. He couldn't help but be concerned, Hiei was his friend.

/Aw, how cute, little Suuichi has a friend, gee, he looks familiar.../

Kurama's head snapped up. What was that?

/Heh, poor human, he's so confused. I thought you were the smartest one at your school./

What are you talking about? Who are you?

/I'm you./

No, you're not. What is going on?

/Oh, come ON, Suuichi! Haven't you ever heard of schizophrenia?

I'm not hearing this. Are you telling me I'm schizophrenic?

/You're talking to yourself, aren't you? You MUST be crazy! Wait, if you're me, then I'M crazy too! This stinks, you starting talking to yourself in your head, and that made me crazy! I officially hate myself!/

What? This can't be possible, I can't be crazy. Leave, now.

/Not unless you died. But wait, you already did, didn't you? Twice! Good job, Suuichi./

I never died...

/Keep telling yourself that, Suuichi, you might believe it eventually./

"Hey, Kurama, KURAMA!" Yusuke waved his hand in front of the redhead's face. Kurama shook off his daze. "What happened?" He said, slightly alarmed.

"What happened?" Yusuke repeated. "Nothing, you zoned out, that's all."

Kurama looked around the now empty class. No one, so the voice was in his head. Great, he was supposed to be the sane one of the four, but now he had a voice in his head, that said it was him. It was ridiculous.

"Hey, Kurama, let's get out of here." Yusuke smiled. "Unless you want to stay here all day. I need help with this 'reincarnation' paper, and I'll pay you." Kurama couldn't help but agree. "Coming, Hiei?"

"Hn." Hiei walked with them out the school, not knowing someone was watching...

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"It's amazing how they look exactly the same. If word had never spread about their death, they would most likely be attacked by other demons." A dark voice said.

"So, Hiei and Kurama, they're humans now? And Yusuke is now purebred, right?" Another asked.

"Yes. Now remember, they will start remembering slowly, at least they should. We will strike before others can, and we will make sure they never make it to be reincarnated EVER again."

"Why can't we do it now, while they're powerless and weak?" A third spoke.

"Heh, it ruins the fun. I want a challenge."

"Ingenious."

"I have waited seventeen years for this, when the time comes, don't fail me, either of you."

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