Thank you Kami-sama for this idea
There is only but one resident prankster in earth and no one dare say no one shall over pass his skills
The trickster as what the school knows about him. You better get your ass off if you come across him if you do not want to be the target of his pranks but even if you run away it'll just interst him more to prank you. So no matter what options you choose he'll still prank you for the heck of his amusement and boredom.
But there were things he should've considered but nonetheless it never shook his foundation
1. I will "not" think of glue with Crimson Eye
If there was one thing Niou Masaharu knows is that there is a vampire devil in this school with his glinting deep crimson eyes. There can only be one emperor in this school and it was the fucking rock ( he won the title for the school but good pete they still both call themselves the emperor and they just have to deal with it) and so their team agreed that the "2nd emperor" shall be called the vampire devil because Kirihara was already the resident devil.
But going back Niou Masaharu also knew that once the crimson eye was disobeyed you will die but bleh he knows how to play with them and who cares he just wants his wonderful babies go wild on the crimson eye.
Niou knew where Akashi's locker was located in the gym. With a trustee super glue with a rockman like logo he entered the locker's room quietly and unnoticed by the players. He can be more invisible than that damn phantom. He successfully entered the room and located hte locker with in a millisecond. He got his pin out and tampered with the lock. And finally set out his trap. His baby super glue in action.
Super glue on Crimson eye's brush.
Simple but wonderful results.
Although one last detail though...
After practice...
Akashi Seijurou was the first to finish tidying up and was about to groom his hair. He took his brush without notice and turned to Kuroko, "Tetsuya do you think you can – " he paused when the brush did not go any further beneath his hair and that his hand was stuck on the handle.
"Akashi-kun?" Kuroko looked at him curiously
"..."
"Uhm is there something wrong?" he thought Akashi remembered something that's why he paused
"..."
"Aka- " "Tetsuya do you happen to have a scissors with you?"
"I do Akashi-kun. Why?"
" May I borrow them? No further inquiries please"
He saw what was written behind his locker was "NIOU WAS HERE PURI" with a white marker
On the court...
"Sorry for suddenly barging in the midst of practice Yukimura but is your resident trickster here?"
"Hmm?" Yukimura perked up at a deadly smiling Akashi Seijurou holding a pair of white scissors
"Run! The vampire devil has bestowed us his presence! He'll curse us!" Kirihara screamed
"Oh! Found him! " and Akashi threw his scissors at Niou Masaharu who dodged, "T-that was close" he gulped, "Yo! How're you doing Crimson Eye? You seem to be having a BAD HAIR day piyo!"
2. Oha-asa is "not" a god or is it a fate dealer
There were two things he did with the weirdo horoscope guy. One he slipped a fake notice that Oha-asa after a long broadcast will finally stop and be replaced by another show. It was a fatal blow to the green haired boy until it was revealed by one of their classmates that no oha-asa did not stop broadcasting and that Niou was just playing with him. Midorima Shintarou was not amused and almost killed Niou that day with his glare. Two, the one that worked - a weekly booklet of Oha-asa made by him. He watched as Midorima eagerly took the bait and flipped earnestly when all of a sudden his eagerness turned to depression. Niou had to bend down to control his laughter from the crestfallen shooting guard of his school who knew this was the only weapon to beat him. What was written on the booklet was –
"It's over" Midorima mumbled
"Hah?" Aomine looked at him
"What's over-ssu?" Kise asked
"My life is over" Midorima turned even more depressed
"Eh? Why?" Kise asked in shock. One of the kiseki giving up? Woaah.
"Oha-asa says so!" he whimpered
"Huh how can that be?"
"Look!" Midorima handed them the weekly oha-asa booklet
- Written in all pages and all zodiac signs the words: The stars and planets will not affect your life in any way. It was repeated non stop within the book. Same text in every page
"Uhm Midorima-kun you have just been pranked by Niou-san of the tennis team you know" Kuroko spoke up.
There was dead silence in the whole court
Few more minutes and then...
"NIOU!"
He'll slaughter the rat haired guy and he'll do it with Sanada's fucking katana alright.
What do you think readers? Idk if it's ooc but anyway this just really came to me all of a sudden. Tell me what you think and if I should make more about Niou's "wonderful" (air quotes) pranks.
And btw yes rikkai and miragen are in one school and some of them may be classmates too!
Thank you for reading this! :D