Ok folks this is a new story I have wanted to do to shake up the AvP fanfiction world for months. So you know how there are stories that always star this: alternative, nerdy, loner, artistic, outcast, or anti-social girl who ends up living with a badass, loner, and her type male predator, well here is a new story about a female predator invading and mooching off a human male, during her stay. If you like it, thanks, and I will update Unlikely Mother in awhile, but I am mapping out what the chapter should be, Should it continue with Guan, or explain what the queen meant at the end of the last chapter. Well enjoy folks.
Jack yawned walking into his house after a hard day of work at the video store, carrying a large meat lover's deep-dish pizza. "'Let's see who do we leave our old house, I know how about our son since we're moving to a nice mansion in California, while he has college 10 miles from the house.' 'That's a swell idea hun.' Ugh." He said going into his fridge to get a sprite.
Jack was not what you called built, he was lean, tall at about 6" 3 and good at basketball, and his parents were your run of the mill just got rich after our child is 18 parents. His dad was a stockbroker native to Denmark, and his mom grew up in Harlem, and worked as an assistant to a Mortgage company executive, before she met his father. He was bullied a lot, even when he played on the basketball team at High School since he was only ranked fourth best player on Varsity, which lets face it people will make fun of since you're good, but not that good . The best he got was a scholarship to a college in New York, with some of his friend's from the anime/sci-fi/fantasy club. "Well might as well watch some TV." He said turning it on a movie. "Ooh. The day the Earth stood still." He chuckled watching
About Halfway into the movie a light thud was heard outside that, he ignored ruling it out as a fight outside his house, or a dog. He was getting up to use the bathroom til he heard a crash in his kitchen. "H-huh?" he reached for an umbrella walking slowly into the kitchen seeing the light from his refrigerator. "Shit." He started to walk up to the figure having the advantage of being behind it and swung "Heyah!" he swung til the figure turned instantly grabbing it.
A very tall figure glared down at him at about 8" 4 and had what looked like breasts behind metal armor, a funky glowing collar, and lizard like black skin. "Hello Ooman." She snarled through a mask she was wearing "where you intending to strike me with a shield contraption used for weather blocking?" she said tapping a foot.
"N-no." he said backing up scared out of his wits at the weird looking Amazon before him.
"Good, because if you if you were…" he wrist blades popped out. "I'd have to kill you."
He looked surprised and fainted on the spot hearing that, falling backwards.
"Uh-oh. Maybe I sounded a bit to serious." She said taking her mask off to reveal a very surprised face.
~5 hours later~
Jack woke up on a couch rubbing his head "What the hell?" he looked around "I guess it was all a dream." He said getting up to see the same figure from last night on his couch eating his pizza. "….The fuck?"
"Oh you're awake Ooman." She said eating his last slice. "Glad to see you're ok."
"Who what how?" he said hysterically
"Eh, be specific little Ooman." She said with a quizzical look.
"Who and what are you and why are you here?" he said backing away from her to the other end of the couch.
"Oh, well you see my name is Twi'kouja, but since that's probably be hard for you the say you may call me hmmm Tika, I'm a Yaut'ja, a feared race of alien hunters who hunt serpents, and Oomen." She said before pausing "I'm here to escape an unwanted marriage I had to ditch my standard armor, get my custom one, self destruct my ship hundreds of miles away from here, and pick a good enough house far enough from people and this house is at least 5 oomen miles from civilization, except the occasional neighbor or two." She finished
"…Whoa that's kind of awesome, but why do you not want to get out of marriage?" Jack said watching her
"Because 200 is barely old enough for me to want to marry silly I'm barely passed what you oomen call late teens."
"Ok. Well as interesting as this is I have class in….One hour!" he said frantically running to shower and get dressed.
"Huh weird guy…oh well." She said turning on his TV
well I hoped you enjoyed the first chapter. I promise to add more humour when I update it since this was kinda rushed