Title: A Funny Thing Called Fate
By: DDStalker
Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter. I do not own Harry Potter. I do not own Harry Potter. Now let's see if I can remember that.
Archive: Sure!
Summary: Drunk and casting powerful spells, not a good combination. As Ginny and Draco find out. Marriage, babies, and In-laws! What more could a guy want?
Chapter one:
Ginny:
When Ginny woke up she became aware of several things. One being, she was really warm. Two, there was another person besides her keeping her warm. And three, if she didn't get to a toilet now she was going to wet the bed something she hadn't done since she was six.
Ginny slowly moved out of the bed. The person had their back to her, but from the look of it, it was definitely male. Crap. Okay what did I do last night? Ginny silently asked her self as she stood up and looked at her surroundings. Double crap. They had apparently decided to go to his place. And by the looks of it "he" was very rich. One problem, where the hell was the bathroom? While Ginny was deciding which of the three doors to open first the "he" on the bed rolled over to where she was giving her a really good look at his face. It was none other then Draco Malfoy. Yes, the one and only Draco Malfoy. Triple crap. When had life gotten so complicated?
Ginny lift her hands to run them over her face in despair. Only to get a bigger shock when she felt cold metal on her face. She opened her eyes to see a green snake ring on her finger. She let out a shriek of surprise. And Malfoy began to stir in the bed.
Draco:
Draco had been having a very nice dream about chocolate and lots of women with no clothes on. Or he was having that dream till a shriek erupted waking him up. He woke up suddenly sitting up in bed; the sight of the female Weasley greeted him. More importantly she was naked. So what was a naked Weasley doing in his room? Oh god. Please don't let it be what I think it is. Draco thought frantically.
Flashback
Draco had been very drunk because he had found out his father had received "The Kiss". And was in fact very much dead or enough dead for Draco to receive his inheritance. So he was in fact celebrating. Perhaps a little too much since he didn't remember his name or why in fact he was drinking so much.
It was then he saw "her" with her flowing red hair. And he felt a tinge inside him warning him not to go over to her. And he wondered why he had a thing against red heads. Yes, Draco was smashed, very smashed… Ignoring his gut feeling he walked over to her. "Hello" He managed to slur out and he was very proud he managed to get that. It had taken out a lot of effort. "Hi" She said she was a bit more smashed then him.
"What's your name?" It was very hard to get a sentence out when you're that drunk. She thought for a moment.
"I don't quite remember." She replied her brow furrowed in concentration. He thought she looked very cute. He then thought for a moment…. What was his name? He shrugged of the panic. He was feeling to relaxed to panic now.
"It'sss okay I don't remember mine either. What to go shag?" He asked very casually.
"No, I'm waiting till I get married." She said right back. Draco thought for a moment then it was like a light bulb had gone off over his head.
"I have an idea……." He said then threw some coins on the counter and dragged her out of the pub.
End Flashback
His idea had been a spell and of course it was not just any spell. It was a very powerful, binding spell. Yeah. It was stronger then any marriage spell. Because of course it was none other then dark magic. What the hell had he done?
A/N
And that's it! Ha! Review if you want more!!!!! Because this story will go on only if I get enough reviews to continue, evil I know. But you still love me! Right?
DDStalker