WHY WOLVES ROCK!
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OK, so a lot of this is taken from 'The Tenth Kingdom'. Which I do not own. (I also don't own pinocceo, the wizard of Oz, tom and jerry or toy story.) Unfortunately. If I did there would be a lot more scenes with Scott Cohen naked in it.
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1) Everyone gets at them; AND FOR WHAT?! A few slices of pork and pretending to be someone's Grandmother?! Hardly fair.
2) Lets look at the good looking Wolves:
Seth Green - Werewolf in 'Buffy'
Scott Cohen-Half-Wolf in 'The 10th Kingdom'
3) BAD looking Wolves?
NOONE!
4) Little Red Riding Hood was probably a whiney little brat who probably grew up into a tart anyway!
4) "Wolfies only pretend to do bad things" - Wolf, 'The 10th Kingdom'
5) Wolves are very family oriented and loyal and all that, which in case you hadn't noticed, humans aren't.
6) If dogs are mans best friend, then shouldn't Wolves (they're ancestors) be too?
7) They say cool things like "Huffety Puffety" and "Cripes".
8) Fairy Tale heroes are normally so boring!! They turn up, get a snog in then go off in some battle.
Whereas, "Wolfies mate for life!" - The 10th kingdom.
9) What did Little Red Riding hood do anyway?? Oh yeah, she didn't do what she was told, then went screaming to her sugar daddy woodcutter!
10) And as for the three little pigs, didn't they kill the wolf in the end? That's a bit harsh isn't it!!!
11) Half-wolves (according to T10K) also have a 'Time of the month' where they are moody and want to eat everything; and therefore would TOTALLY understand PMS!!
12) OK, we've learnt to like a puppet who has a cricket for a conscience, we've learnt to like cowardly lions and tin men with no hearts and dumb scarecrows, we watch animal documentaries and don't mind watching Tom and Jerry and we even learn to love a weird space action doll and a cowboy doll.
Why can't we give wolves and wolfies a chance??
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K, please review!!!!
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OK, so a lot of this is taken from 'The Tenth Kingdom'. Which I do not own. (I also don't own pinocceo, the wizard of Oz, tom and jerry or toy story.) Unfortunately. If I did there would be a lot more scenes with Scott Cohen naked in it.
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1) Everyone gets at them; AND FOR WHAT?! A few slices of pork and pretending to be someone's Grandmother?! Hardly fair.
2) Lets look at the good looking Wolves:
Seth Green - Werewolf in 'Buffy'
Scott Cohen-Half-Wolf in 'The 10th Kingdom'
3) BAD looking Wolves?
NOONE!
4) Little Red Riding Hood was probably a whiney little brat who probably grew up into a tart anyway!
4) "Wolfies only pretend to do bad things" - Wolf, 'The 10th Kingdom'
5) Wolves are very family oriented and loyal and all that, which in case you hadn't noticed, humans aren't.
6) If dogs are mans best friend, then shouldn't Wolves (they're ancestors) be too?
7) They say cool things like "Huffety Puffety" and "Cripes".
8) Fairy Tale heroes are normally so boring!! They turn up, get a snog in then go off in some battle.
Whereas, "Wolfies mate for life!" - The 10th kingdom.
9) What did Little Red Riding hood do anyway?? Oh yeah, she didn't do what she was told, then went screaming to her sugar daddy woodcutter!
10) And as for the three little pigs, didn't they kill the wolf in the end? That's a bit harsh isn't it!!!
11) Half-wolves (according to T10K) also have a 'Time of the month' where they are moody and want to eat everything; and therefore would TOTALLY understand PMS!!
12) OK, we've learnt to like a puppet who has a cricket for a conscience, we've learnt to like cowardly lions and tin men with no hearts and dumb scarecrows, we watch animal documentaries and don't mind watching Tom and Jerry and we even learn to love a weird space action doll and a cowboy doll.
Why can't we give wolves and wolfies a chance??
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K, please review!!!!