Disclaimer: I do not own Gundam Wing, nor do
I own "How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying". This is the companion piece to "A Mobile
Suit is Not A Toy" by ReiAkari, which is a part of our musical "How to Succeed
in War Without Really Trying"
How to Succeed
By
(Lights come up and we see our hero. . . uh, Heero, sitting
in a chair and typing in his laptop. Duo and Quatre walk by; Duo is carrying a basketball.)
Duo: (to Quatre) Sometimes, I wonder what is so dang interesting about that
computer! You know he never lets me use
it.
(Intro music starts as the
two boys nod and leave Heero by himself. Heero looks up, and seeing he is alone begins to sing.)
Heero: (in
complete monotone)
How to die for a job
How to break into a mailroom
How to give a death threat
How to steal memorandums
How to develop a killing style
How to commute, in a mobile suit
With that eerie emotionless smile
(points to laptop)
This book is all that I need
How to, how to succeed
(opens and continues while typing)
How to kill personnel
How to select who to kill first
How to avoid making friends
How to resist human contact
How to walk into a computer room
With a bomb
Highly volatile bomb
That will make the OZ base go ka-boom
(closes laptop)
This book is all that I need,
How to, how to succeed
(Walks out of the room, lights dim along
with the music)
OWARI