20 Donts for Alice Cullen
1. Don't ask her if she is from the movie Tinkerbelle
2. Don't tell her that Jasper and her are moving to the south were there are no stores for clothes or makeup
3. Don't leave her alone with Bella unless you want a Bella Barbie doll
4. Don't tell her Emmet ripped up all her credit cards
5. Don't tell her Edward and Jasper are gay
6. Don't get her a makeup kit from Claire's unless you want her to scream I have that already
7. Don't give her your credit card and say have fun
8. Don't break her favorite shoes
9. Don't tell her you need a makeover
10. Don't burn her closet
11. Don't leave her alone with Nessie
12. Don't leave her alone with Emmet
13. Don't burn all her shoes unless you want to die
14. Don't tell her on Halloween that there is no such thing as a designer pixie
15. Don't ask her how is it like being married to Ronald Mc Donald
16. Don't tell her Bella is having a sex change operation
17. Don't tell her that Aldo is closing
18. Don't tell her you burned her clothes
19. Don't tell her you want to marry Jasper
20. Don't make this a video response to Esme's reactions
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