Title: Mary Sue Goes to Hogwarts
Author: --Starbuck--
Summary: First in the Mary Sue Series!
Genre: Humor/Parody
Rating: PG
A/N: Coming soon...Mary Sue Gets Recruited Into the FBI!
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One day there was a girl with long, black hair, green eyes, a perfect figure, and a scar shaped like lightening on her forehead that the author gave her so she wouldn't be perfect. This was perfect Mary Sue.
Mary Sue had lived in the United States all her life, and now she was going to Hogwarts. You see, Mary Sue was a witch, and she was leaving her school- -The Perfect Merlin Academy of Witchcraft and Wizardry--to go to Hogwarts.
So when Mary Sue got to Hogwarts, Professor Snape instantly took a liking to her and she became his favorite student. So did Professor McGonagall.
But Mary Sue had important news for Dumbledore--very important. So she ran up to his office, knowing exactly where it was, and said the password, knowing exactly what it was. Then she walked up to the door, which was left open, and she saw him at his Pensieve thing putting in memories. So Mary Sue walked into the office.
"Hi Professor Dumbledore, I have important news for you that can't wait!" She said anxiously. "Voldemort is coming back! Harry Potter is in danger! I'm his sister! I have to hurry and tell him!"
Not waiting for Dumbledore's reply, Mary Sue ran out of the office and to the Gryffindor common room. Not caring for rules, she ran into the boys' dormitory and found Harry Potter.
"Harry! Wake up! HARRY!" She yelled in her perfect voice.
"Whassamatter?" Harry mumbled. Then he saw someone who looked kind of like him, except her hair and her figure and her eyes and all were perfect. "Whos you?" He said.
"I'm Mary Sue, your perfect sister!"
"AAAAH! WAKE UP EVERYBODYYYYYY! IT'S ANOTHER MARY SUE!" Harry jumped out of bed and got his wand. "Petrificus Totalus!" He yelled at Mary Sue. But Mary Sue was not affected by this spell, so Harry said another one. "Er...Wingardium Leviosa!" He was trying to throw her out the window. But perfect Mary Sue (who had just been made a prefect) was not affected by this either.
"Seamus! Ron! Everybody else! Let's throw her out the window!" But Mary Sue was perfect and perfectly strong (even though she had no muscles at all) and she ran out the door, breaking free of them.
Harry followed her. "HERMIONE! IT'S ANOTHER MARY SUE! HURRY UP!" He bellowed, waving his wand and throwing furniture at Mary Sue.
"But HARRY! Voldemort's back! You're in danger! I'm your sister! You have to listen to me! We'll both die! Tragically!" She wined. "I'M A MARY SUE! YOU HAVE TO LISTEN TO ME!"
And Harry, Hermione, and Ron killed Mary Sue. One Mary Sue down, many more to go.
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Author: --Starbuck--
Summary: First in the Mary Sue Series!
Genre: Humor/Parody
Rating: PG
A/N: Coming soon...Mary Sue Gets Recruited Into the FBI!
==XxXxX==
One day there was a girl with long, black hair, green eyes, a perfect figure, and a scar shaped like lightening on her forehead that the author gave her so she wouldn't be perfect. This was perfect Mary Sue.
Mary Sue had lived in the United States all her life, and now she was going to Hogwarts. You see, Mary Sue was a witch, and she was leaving her school- -The Perfect Merlin Academy of Witchcraft and Wizardry--to go to Hogwarts.
So when Mary Sue got to Hogwarts, Professor Snape instantly took a liking to her and she became his favorite student. So did Professor McGonagall.
But Mary Sue had important news for Dumbledore--very important. So she ran up to his office, knowing exactly where it was, and said the password, knowing exactly what it was. Then she walked up to the door, which was left open, and she saw him at his Pensieve thing putting in memories. So Mary Sue walked into the office.
"Hi Professor Dumbledore, I have important news for you that can't wait!" She said anxiously. "Voldemort is coming back! Harry Potter is in danger! I'm his sister! I have to hurry and tell him!"
Not waiting for Dumbledore's reply, Mary Sue ran out of the office and to the Gryffindor common room. Not caring for rules, she ran into the boys' dormitory and found Harry Potter.
"Harry! Wake up! HARRY!" She yelled in her perfect voice.
"Whassamatter?" Harry mumbled. Then he saw someone who looked kind of like him, except her hair and her figure and her eyes and all were perfect. "Whos you?" He said.
"I'm Mary Sue, your perfect sister!"
"AAAAH! WAKE UP EVERYBODYYYYYY! IT'S ANOTHER MARY SUE!" Harry jumped out of bed and got his wand. "Petrificus Totalus!" He yelled at Mary Sue. But Mary Sue was not affected by this spell, so Harry said another one. "Er...Wingardium Leviosa!" He was trying to throw her out the window. But perfect Mary Sue (who had just been made a prefect) was not affected by this either.
"Seamus! Ron! Everybody else! Let's throw her out the window!" But Mary Sue was perfect and perfectly strong (even though she had no muscles at all) and she ran out the door, breaking free of them.
Harry followed her. "HERMIONE! IT'S ANOTHER MARY SUE! HURRY UP!" He bellowed, waving his wand and throwing furniture at Mary Sue.
"But HARRY! Voldemort's back! You're in danger! I'm your sister! You have to listen to me! We'll both die! Tragically!" She wined. "I'M A MARY SUE! YOU HAVE TO LISTEN TO ME!"
And Harry, Hermione, and Ron killed Mary Sue. One Mary Sue down, many more to go.
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