L.O.Z fest

*Screen fizzles in*

Nox: Welcome

Magnus: To

Aquarius: The

Tera: LOZfest!!!

Sorrow: Hello my name is Sorrow, some of you unlucky souls may remember a "Dranzer" and more recently a "Enhanced", Both of those people are me...This story is a better version of explicit content...Hopefully it won't be a load of crap, but only time will tell....

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Link: *in his room, blasting murderdolls at dangerously high volumes and head banging*

Saria: LINK! KEEP IT DOWN! YOUR SCARING THE ANIMALS!!!!

Link: FINE! *turns off his cd player* I'll go to the old wind temple *grabs a skate board on the way out and leaves*

Saria: ....When will he learn? *runs up to Link's "house" and goes through his wallet* ....Finally I can afford the nice toilet paper *leaves with 500 rupees*

Later at the wind temple

Zelda: *in gothic attire* this sucks...Impa kicked me out...the music was to "loud"

Link: *working on his ollie* Yeah, but what ya gonna do?

Gannondorf: *in a Soil hoodie and ridiculously baggy jeans* Why don't we go to OZZfest?

Tingle: I have maps!!! Tingle tingle culoo limpa!! *lands a triple variable heal flip*

Skullkid: *grinding on one of the huge swords left behind by the wind sage* even if we "do" have maps...We can't afford it *bails and falls face first onto a pile of broken glass* Ouch

All 'cept Skullkid: hah

Nox: *drifts from one of the elemental gems* .....Hey look....Its the people that left my great grandfather to die and couldn't be arsed to free his descendants...How's it going?

Link: But we talked to Dran about a month ago....

Nox: Time flies in our world

All: I see

Nox: Anyway...*pulls 5 OZZfest tickets out of her pocket* Enjoy *Disappears in a swirl of gray light*

All: WOO *a statue of Dranzer collapses* ....Urm? ()_()" *All Slowly Depart*

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Sorrow: Liked? Hated? Not Bothered? Review anyhow...Any suggestions for songs on the first stage at the "LOZfest"? Black Sabbath's up first....so what's your favorite song by that particularly great band...Let me know and I'll be zelda-fy-ing it...Make's no sense? Read EC....And

Nox: Goodbye

Magnus: From

Aquarius: Us

Tera: Till

All 'cept Sorrow: Next Time!!!!

*screen fizzles out*