Buddyz Law 1:1 The Practice


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Scene A : Ally Mcbeals Boston USA office

Ally is alone doing paperwork

Richard Fish enters

Fish:

Remember that case last year with the food poisoned guy and those from England

Ally:

Of couse richard

Fish:

Well if the dogs tasty give them a bone .. fishism

Ally:

meaning

Cage enters

Cage:

we wanna approach the lawyers who took us on and offer them a job at our new London office

Fish:

think of the money

Ally:

What does this have to do with me

Fish:

We want u to run it as senior partner



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Theme tune


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Scene B: Andyz Bar stripped

Andy:

Good riddens

we see him, gaz , Dave , Claire , Leah and Gemma

( cough )

they all turn to see Ally & cage in the doorway

Ally:

Andrew Jones

Andy:

Yes

Ally:

Im Ally Mcbeal

Andy:

i know thanks to you this is whats left of my life

Ally:

we have a proposition for u

Andy:

(beat) im listening

Ally:

We were most impressed with your performance in court and we want you to head up our London office with yours truly

Cage:

We also want the two who assisted you

a keeley Bonsor

and

Joe Bourne

Andy:

I can get them for you

Cage:

thank you , I must return to Boston , Ally is in your hands

Gaz:

i like the sound of that

Scene 3 : Lallys Bar

Vonda Shepard:singing will u marry me

Andy, Gaz, Keeley, Dave and Joe sit inside a dully lite coffee bar by day nightclub by night opening onto a street near trafalgar square

Joe and keeley dance as Ally and Leah walk in

Andy:

Hi princess , Ally

Leah:

hia

( andy and leah kiss she looks sees there are no seats and sits on andys lap she jumps then smiles)

wait til we get home andy

Ally:

I guess u to are together then ( slightly disapointed )

Andy:

erm

Leah:

Yes we are

Gaz:

Really i didnt know that

Dave:

u hadnt noticed

Gaz:

no

Ally:

hes not gonna be working for us is he

Andy:

of course hes my P.A

Ally:

oh ok i was gonna suggest hiring one mine Elaine is arriving tomorrow

Joe and keeley come back

Joe:

Shes the face bra chick right

Ally:

Yeh how u know

Joe:

I slept wid her

Ally:

Thats our Elaine

Keeley:

( eager to change the subject )

Joe and i dont have P.A s

Scene 4: A brand spanking new office

Ally exits a lift followed by Andy , Gaz ,Keeley and Joe

Ally walks over to a blind and reveals a window and a white carpet glistens


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Commercial Break


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Scene 5: An appartment

boxes everywhere we recognise the andyz logo hanging over a fireplace, a couch Andy and Leah are lying together on a white wooly rug in front of a roaring fire in there underwear.

Andy:

I love you

Leah:

How was work honey

Andy:

Ok we gotta client aswell, marriage breakdown, yawn still, gotta work our way up

Scene 6: Another appartment

Gaz and Dave are unpacking

Gaz: I wish theyd keep it down up there ( it is obvious we are hearing andy and leah having sex above us.)

Dave:

I know we dun wanna have a roo f cave in do we

Gaz:

Its so sick hes totally different when hes with her

Dave:

Thats love for ya

( gaz motions being sick )

Scene 7: Claires app:

Claire:

no job, no life, guess i should just say goodbye

FADE OUT


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THE END


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Buddyz Starred

Andrew Jones as Andy

Calista Flockhart as Ally

Gary Page as Gaz

Keeley Bonser as Keeley

Leah Fyfield as Leah

David Claridge as Dave

David Boureanaz as Joe

Guest Starring

Greg Germann as Fish

Peter Macnicol as Cage

Vonda Shepard as herself

Gemma Wright as Gemma

Claire Hanamm as Claire