Caroline's and Robert's relationship: What they were really thinking

Hey guys! Before you read this, a little note! My friends and I used to fan girl about this show so this was one of the things we noticed: Caroline Denby had the HUGEST crush on Robert. So here are some things that I hope you'll find funny.

*Robert doesn't wake up from that chamber suit thing*
Caroline: Robert! Robert!
Me: She's like a fan girl waiting for her poster to respond. They would make a cute evil couple.

*Caroline gives him the workspace and he ignores her*
Him: Now let me get to work!
Caroline (In though): JUST GONNA STAND THERE AND WATCH ME BURN!
Caroline (outloud): If you need anything just let me know.
Caroline (in thought): WHEN YOU'RE READY COME AND GET IT NANANANA

*Caroline is willing to become a sinner*
Robert: No, you are too willing.
Caroline (in thought): So should I play hard to get then? BUT YOU SAY YOU'RE JUST A FRIEND.

*Robert is rude to Caroline*
Me: Girl, you need to read a book called "He's just not all that into you," because you could REALLY use the advice.

*They wake up ammit*
Robert (In thought): I'M FRIENDS WITH THE MONTSER THAT'S UNDER MY BED!

*Robert, Trudy, and the kids are eating junk food and are all evil-ized*
Trudy: It's made from all the bad stuff.
Me: *throws hands up* Watch out guys, we're dealing with a bad ss over here!

*Trudy feeds him cake*
Me: Are they flirting? Caroline's going to be pissed!

*Caroline goes to Ammit*
Caroline: He has been taking advantage of me and not giving me what I want.
Me: IT'S ABOUT TIME YOU REALIZED HE FRIEND ZONED YOU! IT ONLY TOOK YOU HALF A SEASON! *voice of "black woman in hindsight from family guy* I told you! What did I tell you? Didn't I tell you? Because I told you! And when did I tell you? A long time ago! And what did I say would happen? EXACTLY WHAT JUST HAPPENED!
Ammit: Is that so?
Ammit (In thought): GIRL! Spill the deets!
*Caroline gets taken away with Ammit and Robert looks up sadly not just for Ammit's disappearance, but even MORE upset by Caroline's*
Robert (In thought): ONLY KNOW YOU LOVE HER WHEN YOU LET HER GO! AND YOU LET HER GO!

Me: OH, SO NOW YOU REGRET IT! You don't know what you have until it's gone!

*Robert is old and good again*
Victor (in thought): I can't believe Caroline fell for that sack of bones.