FK= me, FireKat ^-^
Disclaimer: I own Weiss!!!!!!!!!!! Omi: no you don't! FK: but my friend gave it to me for Christmas! Omi: no- he gave you the first dvd. FK: yea! So now I own Weiss ^________^ Omi: well at least don't sue the poor insane girl. She is obviously delusional. And no she does not own Weiss or the emperor's new groove.
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all is calm and quiet in an all white room with no windows or doors and padded walls. the many pillows and cushions lay abandoned all over the floor- until... four hot bishonen suddenly pop into existence in said room.
Aya: where the hell are we?
Ken&Omi: 0.0
Yohji: why does this seem familiar?
*voice from nowhere* BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Omi: eeep! i've heard of places like this before...
FK: *pops into the room in all her authoress glory* hello ^______^
all sans Yohji: AAAAAHHHH!!
Yohji: FK, darling, how are you. *smiles charmingly*
FK: *big huge chibi star eyes* Yohji! *glomps*
Aya: i hate to interrupt...
Ken: no you don't.
Aya: *glares* ahem. anyway where are we and what is going on?
FK: *sits on Yohji's lap.* you're only nice to me 'cause i'm over 18.
Yohji: anything wrong with that?
FK: nope! ^_______^
Aya: AHEM!
FK: oh hi Aya. you are in The Room of Insanity. or at least one of them. i keep separate rooms for different people.
Yohji: i'm wounded.
FK: oh please. *punches shoulder* just be glad i gave schwarz their own room. (hinthint)
Omi: so... why are we here?
FK: this is your new home! *room gets all dark and scary* and there is NO WAY OUT! *lightning & thunder* BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Ken&Omi: 0.0;;
Ken: Aya save me! *throws himself at Aya*
Aya: 0.o get off!
Yohji: now you're talking man!
Aya: -_-; i don't like you.
FK: *ogling Aya and Ken* oooh- yaoi goodness ^_____^
Aya,Ken&Omi: o.0;;
Yohji: whoohoo!
FK: *pinches Yohji's cheeks* you are so cute!
Yohji: -_- cute 'the Yohji' is not.
FK: fine then, hot. happy now.
Yohji: yes ^-^
FK: 9_9 a little too easy sometimes.
Yohji: speaking of easy...
FK: yes i was talking about you. but now on to other things! ^-^ what shall i make ya'll do first.
Ken: hehe 'ya'll'. from the south much?
FK: no, valley boy.
Omi: *snickers*
FK: oooh i know what we are going to do. *snaps fingers. Ken is now tied to a chair* make-over time!!! ^_____^
Yohji&Aya: 0.0;
Omi: yay! ^-^ i love this stuff.
Yohji&Aya: *stare at Omi* o.0
Omi: *whining* wha~at. all my friends who are girls make me do this stuff all the time.
Yohji: that's it! you need guy friends.
FK: well it's too late for that now ^__^ besides he does have guy friends.
Omi: o.o shush!
FK: don't worry about it ^-^ now for the fun stuff. shall we start with make-up or skin treatments?
Omi: *bouncing genkily* make-up! make-up!
Aya: he's starting to scare me.
FK: be nice or your next.
Ken: do i get a say in this at all?
FK&Omi: NO!
Yohji: *raises hand*
FK: yes?
Yohji: do i have to do this?
FK: *thinks about it* no. you are excused ^-^
Aya: what about me?
FK: are you getting attitude with me?
Omi: i think he is! *evil grin*
FK: *pinching Omi's cheeks* you are so cute!!! come padawan lets get to work. *FK snaps fingers and Aya is now tied to a chair next to Ken's* hehe now who do you want Omi?
Omi: *bouncing again* AYA!
FK: *looks at Aya* payback is a bitch babe. *to Omi* lets get to work.
*suddenly the room changes and it looks like a salon. Omi and FK are now wearing black aprons with lots of pockets.*
FK: lets begin!
Omi: *evil glint in his eye* hehehe. oh Aya i've always thought you'd look wonderful with lavender eye shadow to bring out your eyes!
Aya: *opens mouth*
FK: *snaps fingers. now neither Aya or Ken can open their mouths* good. Ken i think blue would look very nice on you ^-^
Aya&Ken: 0.0;;;;
*one hour later Yohji comes strolling back in.*
Yohji: so how's it going?
*FK and Omi step back from their 'master pieces'*
Yohji: *stares for a few seconds* AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *falls on the floor and continues to laugh for a very long time*
FK: i think we need another opinion. *snaps fingers and Schu and Farfie join the little group*
Schu: where the hell are we? *sees Yohji laughing on the floor* ooh i want some of what he's having.
FK: look over there and you'll get it.
Schu: *looks at Aya and Ken* MY GOD!
Farfie: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Schu: -_- sorry Farf. but damn! look at those poor bastards.
Farfie: *looks really closely at Aya and Ken* men made up like cheep whores hurts God. ^-^
FK: do they look cheep? i was going for high-end.
Omi: hehehehehe
Schu: what are you mad people up to?!?!
FK: you don't like my work?!?! *flames in eyes*
Schu: umm..er...
FK: *snaps fingers and Schu is now tied to a chair also* just for that you get the skin treatment! BWAHAHAHAHA!!!
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join us next time when Schu will get the infamous 'skin treatment' and Farfie will attempt to hurt God some more.
erk i have the darn hardest time typing Schu 'cause if you add a 'h' to the end you have my last name. which is german for shoe -_- it's not funny, it's sad. cry for me and my sucky last name.
anyways if you actually read all of this- yay for you! you must be almost as insane as i am ^-^ so please, PLEASE review! thank you in advance ^__~
Disclaimer: I own Weiss!!!!!!!!!!! Omi: no you don't! FK: but my friend gave it to me for Christmas! Omi: no- he gave you the first dvd. FK: yea! So now I own Weiss ^________^ Omi: well at least don't sue the poor insane girl. She is obviously delusional. And no she does not own Weiss or the emperor's new groove.
~*~*~*~*~*~
all is calm and quiet in an all white room with no windows or doors and padded walls. the many pillows and cushions lay abandoned all over the floor- until... four hot bishonen suddenly pop into existence in said room.
Aya: where the hell are we?
Ken&Omi: 0.0
Yohji: why does this seem familiar?
*voice from nowhere* BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Omi: eeep! i've heard of places like this before...
FK: *pops into the room in all her authoress glory* hello ^______^
all sans Yohji: AAAAAHHHH!!
Yohji: FK, darling, how are you. *smiles charmingly*
FK: *big huge chibi star eyes* Yohji! *glomps*
Aya: i hate to interrupt...
Ken: no you don't.
Aya: *glares* ahem. anyway where are we and what is going on?
FK: *sits on Yohji's lap.* you're only nice to me 'cause i'm over 18.
Yohji: anything wrong with that?
FK: nope! ^_______^
Aya: AHEM!
FK: oh hi Aya. you are in The Room of Insanity. or at least one of them. i keep separate rooms for different people.
Yohji: i'm wounded.
FK: oh please. *punches shoulder* just be glad i gave schwarz their own room. (hinthint)
Omi: so... why are we here?
FK: this is your new home! *room gets all dark and scary* and there is NO WAY OUT! *lightning & thunder* BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Ken&Omi: 0.0;;
Ken: Aya save me! *throws himself at Aya*
Aya: 0.o get off!
Yohji: now you're talking man!
Aya: -_-; i don't like you.
FK: *ogling Aya and Ken* oooh- yaoi goodness ^_____^
Aya,Ken&Omi: o.0;;
Yohji: whoohoo!
FK: *pinches Yohji's cheeks* you are so cute!
Yohji: -_- cute 'the Yohji' is not.
FK: fine then, hot. happy now.
Yohji: yes ^-^
FK: 9_9 a little too easy sometimes.
Yohji: speaking of easy...
FK: yes i was talking about you. but now on to other things! ^-^ what shall i make ya'll do first.
Ken: hehe 'ya'll'. from the south much?
FK: no, valley boy.
Omi: *snickers*
FK: oooh i know what we are going to do. *snaps fingers. Ken is now tied to a chair* make-over time!!! ^_____^
Yohji&Aya: 0.0;
Omi: yay! ^-^ i love this stuff.
Yohji&Aya: *stare at Omi* o.0
Omi: *whining* wha~at. all my friends who are girls make me do this stuff all the time.
Yohji: that's it! you need guy friends.
FK: well it's too late for that now ^__^ besides he does have guy friends.
Omi: o.o shush!
FK: don't worry about it ^-^ now for the fun stuff. shall we start with make-up or skin treatments?
Omi: *bouncing genkily* make-up! make-up!
Aya: he's starting to scare me.
FK: be nice or your next.
Ken: do i get a say in this at all?
FK&Omi: NO!
Yohji: *raises hand*
FK: yes?
Yohji: do i have to do this?
FK: *thinks about it* no. you are excused ^-^
Aya: what about me?
FK: are you getting attitude with me?
Omi: i think he is! *evil grin*
FK: *pinching Omi's cheeks* you are so cute!!! come padawan lets get to work. *FK snaps fingers and Aya is now tied to a chair next to Ken's* hehe now who do you want Omi?
Omi: *bouncing again* AYA!
FK: *looks at Aya* payback is a bitch babe. *to Omi* lets get to work.
*suddenly the room changes and it looks like a salon. Omi and FK are now wearing black aprons with lots of pockets.*
FK: lets begin!
Omi: *evil glint in his eye* hehehe. oh Aya i've always thought you'd look wonderful with lavender eye shadow to bring out your eyes!
Aya: *opens mouth*
FK: *snaps fingers. now neither Aya or Ken can open their mouths* good. Ken i think blue would look very nice on you ^-^
Aya&Ken: 0.0;;;;
*one hour later Yohji comes strolling back in.*
Yohji: so how's it going?
*FK and Omi step back from their 'master pieces'*
Yohji: *stares for a few seconds* AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *falls on the floor and continues to laugh for a very long time*
FK: i think we need another opinion. *snaps fingers and Schu and Farfie join the little group*
Schu: where the hell are we? *sees Yohji laughing on the floor* ooh i want some of what he's having.
FK: look over there and you'll get it.
Schu: *looks at Aya and Ken* MY GOD!
Farfie: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Schu: -_- sorry Farf. but damn! look at those poor bastards.
Farfie: *looks really closely at Aya and Ken* men made up like cheep whores hurts God. ^-^
FK: do they look cheep? i was going for high-end.
Omi: hehehehehe
Schu: what are you mad people up to?!?!
FK: you don't like my work?!?! *flames in eyes*
Schu: umm..er...
FK: *snaps fingers and Schu is now tied to a chair also* just for that you get the skin treatment! BWAHAHAHAHA!!!
~*~*~*~*~*~
join us next time when Schu will get the infamous 'skin treatment' and Farfie will attempt to hurt God some more.
erk i have the darn hardest time typing Schu 'cause if you add a 'h' to the end you have my last name. which is german for shoe -_- it's not funny, it's sad. cry for me and my sucky last name.
anyways if you actually read all of this- yay for you! you must be almost as insane as i am ^-^ so please, PLEASE review! thank you in advance ^__~