Quinmaster: This is my first Super Smash Bros. Fic. Eh... I'm not going to
be in this one, too. I'm a good character. Awe. Anyway I'm going to be a
character with not a very big roll. Come on give me some credit. This story
is more or less pointless. Below is the Bio of the characters. All these
characters won't appear in the same chapter. Some will appear in other
chapters.
Disclaimer: I don't own them. None of them. I own myself and the peed on soda, burger, and chips. I also own myself.
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Mario: A regular character who always ends his 3rd or 4th word in -a.
Luigi: The other character in the story with no real personality.
Peach: The idiot in the story although, sometimes she'll do some outstanding things.
Link: The wanna be cool guy. He's always trying to have-you-know-what- with Zelda.
Zelda: The more intelligent, stronger, prettier female in the story.
Shiek: I heard was a "she" so I'm going to call her "she" when using the pronoun. The girl no one is attracted to. She is still Zelda's transformation with the same personality.
Y.Link: Gimme my moo-moo milk. Give it. Me and Jigglypuff want to have some fun.
Bowser: You know the role of a really dumb idiot who drinks a lot of beer.
Capt. Falcon: The gay guy.
Yoshi: All he can say is "Yoshi".
Roy: The partner in crime.
Marth: The other partner in crime.
Quin: The guy who really doesn't have a big roll in the story. Ok he's Bowser's friend.
Mewtwo: He has psychic powers.
Ice Climbers: No big roll except the roll of annoying people.
Fox: Loves his pokemon. Literally.
Falco: His partner well Fox's partner.
Pikachu&Pichu: The other annoyances.
Jigglypuff: Young Links girlfriend.
Samus: Loves Bowser.
Gannondorf: A wild and crazy villain.
Ness: Another psychic guy.
Kirby: The pinky.
D.K.: What did he just say? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ School Days
Zelda: Ok class, its time for the test.
Mario whispers toYoung Link.: This is a load-a shit. Zelda thinks she-a knows everything.
Zelda: I heard that. Now its time for the test!
The problems were written on the board. Zelda was no ordinary teacher. She was mean. Here is a sample of the problems.
675.45-56774+ 7645 x Y= ? 574-786 + 8 x 2344.76543 - -32553 x 5
Fox talks to Falco on a warlike talkie: What' number 5 set B?
Falco: I don't know.
Zelda: So we have some cheaters huh? Well now I have to send you to the Pokemon world. Hah-Hah-Hah!
Zelda opens a door to the pokemon world.
Fox: Hubba . Hubba. NidoQueen never looked so good.
Zelda shoves both of them in a door to the pokemon world and locks the door with a chain.
Link: You can't do that!
Zelda: Why not?
Link: Gannondorf and I will stop you before you can do anything. We have the Triforce.
Gannon: Let's get her.
They rush at Zelda but she pulls out a door to Yoshi's Island. Link and Gannondorf run in and Zelda locks the door.
Zelda : Now back to the test.
Peach: Hey Samus that suit doesn't match your eyes.
Samus: So your lipstick doesn't match your shit in the toilet.
Peach: I know you didn't go there.
Samus: Oh yes I did girl.
Peach runs to the door: Now fear my Toads.
Peach opens the door and dozens of Toads jump on Samus.
Peach: Hah. I'm too smart for you Zelda.
Zelda: Oh really.
She pulls out the mirror from Snow White.
Zelda: Mirror, mirror on the wall who is the fairest one of all.
Mirror: Peach. Princess Peach is.
Y.Link: That mirror must be broken.
Zelda: Hey, through this door is a Beauty Salon.
Peach: Oh really.
Peach runs in and Zelda closes the door revealing " The Dogs o Ice " sign.
Zelda: Talk about your idiots.
Capt. Falcon: Hey Mewtwo shows me your moves.
Capt. Falcon does the Harlem shake and picks up Nana and KO each other all thanks to Mewtwo.
Mewtwo: I am the strongest psychic in the world. Hah-Hah-Hah.
Ness: I'm the strongest psychic in the world.
Zelda: There will be no cat fighting.
Mewtwo: I am not a cat.
Ness: I am not a girl.
Zelda casts a spell and puts them in make-up, wigs, skirts, bras, pantyhose, and Pads! (Girls know what I'm talking 'bout.)
Quin: Whew at least I'm still living.
Zelda: No your not.
She calls the Arwing and takes Quin in the ship.
Quin: No I don't wanna. No. Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! *breathe* oooooooooooooooooooooooooo.
Zelda Throws him in the ship and runs back to class. Samus is still being attacked.
Samus: Bowser help me!!! _
Bowser listening to music: Pocket full of bub. Mama I got to ask if you into takin' drugs. I'm into havin' sex I ain't into makin' love. So come give me a hug. If you into getting drugged.-50 Cent
Kirby: I'm not going to let you do that.
Zelda throw four poke' balls. Capturing Pikachu, Jigglypuff, and Pichu. But Kirby eats his and Zelda throws D.K.
Kirby: Ppppppppppppaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Zelda: Well I think that's everyone. Lunch break.
Roy: What about me?
Marth: Me?
Samus still being crushed: Me?
Mewtwo and Ness still cross-dressed: Us?
Luigi: Me?
Mario: Me-a?
Zelda: Ugh. God damn.
Zelda send them all to the shadow realm.
Yami Yugi: Hey that's my show.
Zelda *angrily: You wanna have lunch to?
Yami Yugi: Sure.
Going to the teachers lounge Zelda opens the freezer where Popo is well.eewww.
Zelda: I want Soda and Chips.
Y. Yugi: I want burgers.
Popo hand the food to them and tells Yami to warm up the burger and close the freezer.
Zelda: Hey my pop is warm. He just .. Peed on my soda!
Yami: Are you gonna drink it.
Zelda: Maybe.
And everyone lived miserably Ever after.
So how do you like it. There will be more. Hah. Post your Reviews. I am now going to make it so that even anonymous people can review the story. Flame me if you want. All I will do is print them, put them on the wall, and laugh at them. So it doesn't bother me. Later Days, Quin
Disclaimer: I don't own them. None of them. I own myself and the peed on soda, burger, and chips. I also own myself.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Mario: A regular character who always ends his 3rd or 4th word in -a.
Luigi: The other character in the story with no real personality.
Peach: The idiot in the story although, sometimes she'll do some outstanding things.
Link: The wanna be cool guy. He's always trying to have-you-know-what- with Zelda.
Zelda: The more intelligent, stronger, prettier female in the story.
Shiek: I heard was a "she" so I'm going to call her "she" when using the pronoun. The girl no one is attracted to. She is still Zelda's transformation with the same personality.
Y.Link: Gimme my moo-moo milk. Give it. Me and Jigglypuff want to have some fun.
Bowser: You know the role of a really dumb idiot who drinks a lot of beer.
Capt. Falcon: The gay guy.
Yoshi: All he can say is "Yoshi".
Roy: The partner in crime.
Marth: The other partner in crime.
Quin: The guy who really doesn't have a big roll in the story. Ok he's Bowser's friend.
Mewtwo: He has psychic powers.
Ice Climbers: No big roll except the roll of annoying people.
Fox: Loves his pokemon. Literally.
Falco: His partner well Fox's partner.
Pikachu&Pichu: The other annoyances.
Jigglypuff: Young Links girlfriend.
Samus: Loves Bowser.
Gannondorf: A wild and crazy villain.
Ness: Another psychic guy.
Kirby: The pinky.
D.K.: What did he just say? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ School Days
Zelda: Ok class, its time for the test.
Mario whispers toYoung Link.: This is a load-a shit. Zelda thinks she-a knows everything.
Zelda: I heard that. Now its time for the test!
The problems were written on the board. Zelda was no ordinary teacher. She was mean. Here is a sample of the problems.
675.45-56774+ 7645 x Y= ? 574-786 + 8 x 2344.76543 - -32553 x 5
Fox talks to Falco on a warlike talkie: What' number 5 set B?
Falco: I don't know.
Zelda: So we have some cheaters huh? Well now I have to send you to the Pokemon world. Hah-Hah-Hah!
Zelda opens a door to the pokemon world.
Fox: Hubba . Hubba. NidoQueen never looked so good.
Zelda shoves both of them in a door to the pokemon world and locks the door with a chain.
Link: You can't do that!
Zelda: Why not?
Link: Gannondorf and I will stop you before you can do anything. We have the Triforce.
Gannon: Let's get her.
They rush at Zelda but she pulls out a door to Yoshi's Island. Link and Gannondorf run in and Zelda locks the door.
Zelda : Now back to the test.
Peach: Hey Samus that suit doesn't match your eyes.
Samus: So your lipstick doesn't match your shit in the toilet.
Peach: I know you didn't go there.
Samus: Oh yes I did girl.
Peach runs to the door: Now fear my Toads.
Peach opens the door and dozens of Toads jump on Samus.
Peach: Hah. I'm too smart for you Zelda.
Zelda: Oh really.
She pulls out the mirror from Snow White.
Zelda: Mirror, mirror on the wall who is the fairest one of all.
Mirror: Peach. Princess Peach is.
Y.Link: That mirror must be broken.
Zelda: Hey, through this door is a Beauty Salon.
Peach: Oh really.
Peach runs in and Zelda closes the door revealing " The Dogs o Ice " sign.
Zelda: Talk about your idiots.
Capt. Falcon: Hey Mewtwo shows me your moves.
Capt. Falcon does the Harlem shake and picks up Nana and KO each other all thanks to Mewtwo.
Mewtwo: I am the strongest psychic in the world. Hah-Hah-Hah.
Ness: I'm the strongest psychic in the world.
Zelda: There will be no cat fighting.
Mewtwo: I am not a cat.
Ness: I am not a girl.
Zelda casts a spell and puts them in make-up, wigs, skirts, bras, pantyhose, and Pads! (Girls know what I'm talking 'bout.)
Quin: Whew at least I'm still living.
Zelda: No your not.
She calls the Arwing and takes Quin in the ship.
Quin: No I don't wanna. No. Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! *breathe* oooooooooooooooooooooooooo.
Zelda Throws him in the ship and runs back to class. Samus is still being attacked.
Samus: Bowser help me!!! _
Bowser listening to music: Pocket full of bub. Mama I got to ask if you into takin' drugs. I'm into havin' sex I ain't into makin' love. So come give me a hug. If you into getting drugged.-50 Cent
Kirby: I'm not going to let you do that.
Zelda throw four poke' balls. Capturing Pikachu, Jigglypuff, and Pichu. But Kirby eats his and Zelda throws D.K.
Kirby: Ppppppppppppaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Zelda: Well I think that's everyone. Lunch break.
Roy: What about me?
Marth: Me?
Samus still being crushed: Me?
Mewtwo and Ness still cross-dressed: Us?
Luigi: Me?
Mario: Me-a?
Zelda: Ugh. God damn.
Zelda send them all to the shadow realm.
Yami Yugi: Hey that's my show.
Zelda *angrily: You wanna have lunch to?
Yami Yugi: Sure.
Going to the teachers lounge Zelda opens the freezer where Popo is well.eewww.
Zelda: I want Soda and Chips.
Y. Yugi: I want burgers.
Popo hand the food to them and tells Yami to warm up the burger and close the freezer.
Zelda: Hey my pop is warm. He just .. Peed on my soda!
Yami: Are you gonna drink it.
Zelda: Maybe.
And everyone lived miserably Ever after.
So how do you like it. There will be more. Hah. Post your Reviews. I am now going to make it so that even anonymous people can review the story. Flame me if you want. All I will do is print them, put them on the wall, and laugh at them. So it doesn't bother me. Later Days, Quin