A/N: All I have to say is that I don't own Pokemon, and the punchline can be seen coming from a mile away. So just read the damn story.
A Trainer's Balls
By Master of All Genres
"Excuse me, are you a Pokemon trainer?"
"Yeah. Whaddja want?"
"Can I see your balls?"
"Sure. Anything for a cute girl like you. Here, I'll just whip 'em out for you."
"Woooooow, they're so big! And round, too!"
"Heh. Glad you like 'em."
"Can I hold them and feel them?"
"Sure. Now be careful with them, because they're irreplaceable."
"Oooooohhhhh, the feel of your balls in my hands is absolutely bee-yoo-tee-ful!"
"…"
"Can I put them in my mouth and roll them around?"
"Uhhhhhh….."
"I'll just help myself then! Oh, your balls are so… so…. DELICIOUS! I'm really enjoying this."
"Oh my god…."
"YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES!"
"That's enough! Give me back my Pokeballs!"
A/N: That was amusing to write. You can flame if you really want to.