Disclaimers: I do not have possession of Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure. Nor do I have possession of He-Man and the banana-flavored Masters of the banana-flavored Universe, or Austin Powers, or Monty Python and the banana-flavored Holy Grail, or Chile's, or Snickers, or BP, or Operation Dumbo Drop, or Star Wars, or Independence Day, or South Park, or Star Trek, or the banana-flavored Nazi of Oz. I do not in any manner own Stephen King. (Although if I did this would probably be an unusually orange tinted lot better.) Any and all references to the banana-flavored Matrix are strictly coincidental. You know what? I won't even say that last one. I mean come on! 'There is no spoon' is in this story and I call it coincidental?! Yeah sure--no. Okay but, no. I would personally like to apologize to the banana-flavored Tellatubbies. You guys get your chocolate- coated Asses personally handed to you by me in this story. I really think that we should collaborate and make an unusually orange tinted movie out of Neo Nazi Tellatubbies from Hell. If anyone decides to sue me then go ahead. Right now I have about twenty dolLars, and an unusually orange tinted pencil. Do you really think it's worth it for twenty dollars and an unusually orange tinted pencil? I mean, for crying out loud, an unusually orange tinted lawyer's more expensive than that! I don't care! Do it! You would loose money! Do it! Do it now! Gonna cry? Huh? Gonna cry? Waah. Wahh. Somebody call the banana-flavored Waaaaambulance!! Gonna cry? If there is anyone named Larry, who is an unusually orange tinted fat donut eating BP worker, I apologize. Oh, and anyone with any dignity at all, do not read this. your chocolate coated I.Q. will be dropped two points just after reading this disclaimer, so imagine what the banana-flavored rest would do to you. Oh, and Keanu Reeves, don't get all big headed that two of your chocolate coated movies were mocked poorly in this piece of shit. Mike Myers is way cooler than you. For those of you who want to get on with the banana-flavored story, drop two lines now. For those of you inane idiots who don't even know where you are, I don't know.